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[challenge entry] selling due to poor health

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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# aw poor tony.
i have great news.`
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# what is this great news Kebab?
Did the Aussies lose at the cricket? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# not that i am aware of. I won a meat tray at the pub.
i'm now semidrunk in my office, alone, comtemplating doing a first year tute because i have to wait for an hour for my train.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# it's an improvement.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Quite literally according to the above...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# best prize ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT!!!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Awwwww
morning GTSQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# morning my lovely
that bloody image took far, far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# It does look rather lovely
I don't know what it's all about though. Anyway to celebrate me being back in the land of my fathers, I am going to Morrisson's to buy Battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yay!
Morrison's battenburg is fab because they are big.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# only wish my funds would allow me to join you all
i'm most gutted, and to top it off i'm all snotty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *dons isolation suit*
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Whoops, I went to go and get chocolate
it's nicely done and I am going to have a cup of tea in your honour whilst in Derby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ris?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
OH IIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *slinks away in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Best of all the multicoloured cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# battenburg is shit.
TGA will agree with me and we have the same birthday.

so there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# pffft
I should take cake advice from an Aussie?

YEH RIGHT

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# we have lamingtons. LAMINGTONS FTMFW suck my balls!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I guess the same birthday thing
explains why you're both wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# that date is the greatest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# that's just the sort of thing I'd expect a Capricorn to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I'm a Pyrex
/test tube baby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Pffft.
The old ones are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Battenburg is brilliant.
Not as brilliant as Jamaican ginger cake or carrot cake though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# OMG JAMAICAN GINGER CAKE
I HAD FORGOTTEN JAMAICAN GINGER CAKE

Squashy squashy squashy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# We should endeavour to find some tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yes absolutely this
We need a cake buffet of immense proportions
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oh that's the best idea in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Then I shall purchase many caykes!
edit: And look like an absolute stoner at the checkout
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I always look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i'm going out to rob the petrol station up the road
i want buttered ginger cake with my tea in derby
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Most definitely. Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# and custard - JGC works VERY well with custard
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Mmmmm, you're right there.
If I was still drinking I'd buy one tonight and feed it rum all the way up on the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm always right when it comes to cake
/inc. battenburg and how shit it is, it's the third reich of the cake world.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Stop lying, Archie, it's amazing.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# glad to see teatotals are still being adequately represented
archie, are you still on the compost juice?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Damn skippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# oh yes, still booze free (16 months now) and loving it
- he lied :)

/actually, I miss the tea more than I do alcohol :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Since the meet for me.
Well, save a can of horrid cider at one of the gigs we played in June as I was thirsty and it was free.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Aaaargh!
All this talk of cake!
I'm off out tonight for Vietnamese food and trying not to eat much today to save room.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Oooh, have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Thanks lovely
It's in celebration of the other half's little(22) sister moving to the smoke,
walking into a well-known fashion store and getting a job straight away
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I wish I could do that
hooray for her though, well done there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Did she swallow?
sorry, was that naughty? Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Well someone's feeling rambunctious today :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'M IN MOTHERFUCKING DERBYSHIRE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# The boredom's setting in nicely, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Absolutely.
There is a programme on telly about antiques and I have just hand-washed my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Steady, Captain Excitement.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# The water *was* a tad hotter than I wanted, so that got the adrenaline flowing a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D easy tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Heheh
I mean, 'Oi!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Primark?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm sorry - I don't understand what you're saying.
Is that a rural shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Chinese, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 5 dorrah all you can eat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# CAN JAMAIC ME SOME TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i really don't like marizpan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I do agree :)
Battenburg - Arse cake of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You heartless fecker!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# don't blame me blame jeccy
this inspired me
www.b3ta.com/board/8800862
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I need a new skipping rope funnily enough
Very well done sah'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Snigger
(Mantrid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Tommy Butt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# give the guy a break
he signed it with his feet.

may god forgive me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pfffft!
*Feels guilty*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)