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# newsletter subject line compo
please endeavour
to type something clever
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# WE HAVE PROGERIA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News Site at 10:14am
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# You can't keep getting away with that one, you know....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# good
I'd be sad if people went to sky news.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# PIRATES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# 1 litre of petrol is STILL cheaper then 1 litre of beer
so STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# FUCK THE COMPO!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# shut up fool
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# fuck Norman Clegg and Cyril too
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# pulling out of strictly come dancing
and jizzing on your belly
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ONE WORLD CUP, TWO WORLD WARS AND A MEANINGLESS FRIENDLY
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Bidding for Guy Richie's half of Madonna's tired minge
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# 'Getting all sorts of ideas from our Nazi paedophile lodgers'

You picked one of mine for one a while back.

I felt all proud when I found out a couple of days ago.



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Someone had to do it
Something clever
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# SIR TREVOR HAS ONE LAST BONG
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# PASTA SAUCE, PORN AND A JACK RUSSELL. THE AUSSIE WAY TO WANK.
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta_sauce/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
loved the story.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# it wasn't me btw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# suuuuuurrrrrrrrrre,
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i don't have a jack russell and i don't drive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8959031
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ^ This

Nicked for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar

* Best of all the wanking tools
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# he was persistantly nobbing during the arrest
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'M A REALITY SHOW, GET ME IN A VOTING SCANDAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# b3ta news inside
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# After you've read this, go get pissed.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# JOHN SERGEANT - ENJOYING HIS DANCING RETIREMENT IN A PAIR OF FLIP FLIPS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?

* Clicked "I like This" HARD

or... "Another bloody shitty competition week"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# "Floppy Donkey reads it too!"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# floats like a butter knife stinks like a brie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SHAT YOURSELF?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# CURRENTLY BIDDING ON THE SCRIPT FOR SWEPT AWAY 2
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Brought to you by the letter 6 and the number K
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# IF JOHN SERGEANT DOESN'T WANT TO DANCE WITH KRISTINA RIHANOFF GIVE ME A GO
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# NO!
I meant.....

AAARGH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I think you misunderstood me
John Sergeant: cuddly political correspondant that looks strangely like Jo Brand's dad
Kristina Whatsherface: Romanian transsexual
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# SHE HAS NICE LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# LEADING UP TO THE SCARRED AREA WHERE HER PENIS USED TO BE
HER HUGE, THROBBING PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# YOU LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# HANDS LIKE BIN LIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I DID A SHIT INTO A CONDOM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# SCIENCE SAYS STUFF IS BAD FOR YOU
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# b3tans- living together in perfect harmony
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# AUSTRALIAN CONCEEDS: MATTHEW HAYDEN CANNOT BAT.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
he scares the bejeepers out of me :S AND he's a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# SHAVE MY SACK
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# WE'LL ONLY LEAK OUR MAILING LIST FOR COLD HARD CASH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# chock full of jism, quims and retro hairstyles
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# CAPITAL LETTERS ARRANGED TO FORM SOME SORT OF SENTENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING PUNCHLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# DISTRACTING HARINGEY SOCIAL WORKERS 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# B3ta: Hiding ugly northern children under beds since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# arf!
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/hidoseklrge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une canard
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# CLICK HERE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THE BNP
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# 5 a day = 5.78703704 × 10-5 hertz

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# putting the p into punchbag
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER HAS ARRIVED. STOP WORK IMMEDIATELY
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# If a hand is 12 inches long
is it a foot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# a hand is four inches, it's a unit of horse measurement
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Is it just me or does Shannon Matthews look like she smells of chips & gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Go on read it! it's Friday and let's be honest, your not going to do any work. Plus it's better than clock watching!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# "Includes free Excel Spreadsheet of all your B3tans names and Addresses"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# either something advertising my Christmas cards
or moviestorm.co.uk which now has a free Christma pack that I made most of

Or something telling Sigur Ross not to play Alexandra Palace ever again because it is a shit venue for live music as I discovered last night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# wheres the pic dufus?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# - with all new member addrress list!

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ...
LIKE A LOST BAG IN SPACE, HERE COMES THE NEWSLETTER ! OH GREAT.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)