The Kiss of Death

( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)

even though it isn't the muzzle of the gun

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

WOO!

( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

I wish that said 'Wales' rather than 'Walls'.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

how do you get two whales in a car?

( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

*Brain asplodes*

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

slice them up into little pieces

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

very big car i assume?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

drive
joke to be said and not written...

SPANG!
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

i don't get it
whales can't drive, your a liar!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

drive it into the thames

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

one in the front, one in the back

( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

Along the M4
and over the new Severn Bridge
( in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

Wales wishes it said 'Pedantichrist'
rather than 'Walls'
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

Thank the Lord that Wales does not run things here!
Are you P69?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

Hi Pedantichrist

please fuck off and die soon

lots of love

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hahah!
You made me snort like an idiot, fucker
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

heh :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

i take it he has you on ignore?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

so he says..he's a fucking troll

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

very mature
spout insulting bollocks then run away.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

he really is
he followed me over here from weebls forums years ago just to bad mouth and troll all my posts.

he's a sad pathetic little cunt.
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

Well fuck him then.
Up the arse.
With a cock (appropriately) as thick as a Welshman's cock, just for good measure.

*puts on ignore*
( Martin P wishes Thatcher would hurry up and die at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)

this^

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)

Presumably you think you'd be force fed leeks every day if that were the case
If you're going to be a bigot, why not fuck off to "Have your Say" or the Daily Mail forums where you can wank yourself off all day long with all those other cunts about how life was better before all those brown skinned folk came to this country.

Or, get your own ideas and sense of reason instead of trumpeting ignorant rhetoric you heard as a child in that "more innocent" time.

fucking nobhead.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

:)

( inexpressible gone flouncing, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)

i concur

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Saying that some Oz idiot decided to windge about the Welsh rugby team in TNT magazine.
Quote; 'Whales, cute bunch of statistics...'
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

FFS
can we please stop doing these?

kthnx
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

do you work for the 118118 answer service?

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

Needs more homophobia and misinformation

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

its the kthnx
118118, but thx at the end of each text, makes me feel like they are saying fuck off or you cunt
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

Question to 118118: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Answer: Because man hunted them to extinction thx
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

I don't even know what that is

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

good, best not to sir

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

Stop doing women?
Are you ill?
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

i think he may be but i get the feeling you may catch something off the above..

( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

Just no more skanky hos

just this week?
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

^yes

everyone knows it's next week
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)

wot, no more ice cream? D:<

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

i don't get it
ladyface with text on it?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

TOALF!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

Pretty Chav?

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

clearly not a chav..
ear rings aren't big enough - the text is a lie
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

it did say
and love THFC
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

what is THFC please?
i am uneducated in the speak of geekism
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?

[edit] corr lucky guess
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

football is shit

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
whihc proves shes a tastless chav as well as an ugly one :)
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

well I don't know who it is...but she's Pretty Cute

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

Pretty will do for me
*tonks one out*
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

oh hello

( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

hello old person
how are you?
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

recovering
seem to have shaken off the worst of the cold now

how's you? how was warehouse parties in Manc?
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

wicked... drank for 24 hours straight and made myself vory drunk...
not to mention the poppers!

im ok now though... you about for a beer at all?
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

probably
not doing much this week at all
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)

you not working?
do you program websites? my old man wants a new company one?
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

Sure
if he wants a website I'll do him one

let's meet for drinks to discuss
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

cool... ill speak to him and say thursday to him?
cool?
( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

yeah sounds good
I'll smarten myself up a bit
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

quick'n'dirty
and hopefully not bindun

( Craffty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

Pffft

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

hahahahahahhaha! win :D

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

ooofh!

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)

Am good boss!

( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)

Mammy !
*clunked*

Possibly more watermelons required ?
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahahaha
fucking hell
( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

Pass the Cherry Blossom!
Dis am de best!

(said a la Goodies episode "South Africa")
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)

hahahahahaha
woo!
( Mushroom, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)

Indeed.
Woo.
( Grampa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)

hahaha excellent gratz on fp too :D

( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

Gmmph
*Cough*. (Spills coffee) Jings that's funny!
( paulieg La, la, la, not listening, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)

prob shouldn't laugh
but i did...
(william_shatner, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

Guns!
Nicely, sir!

I haven't roasted this in a while, so here goes:

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

Say,
...that's a nice gun :D
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

and, yes I am pleased to see you...
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

Cheeky
;-)
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Nice weapon.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

*denies you the Spang you so richly deserve*
Ha!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

this would be so useful for those big fat saggy 45+ year olds who turn up at
Christmas Eve venues in town, dressing clothing the average 18 year old would find a bit too revealing, and trying to grab any guy in range for a kiss.... *shudders*

edit: how rude! WOO for teh pic!
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

Nutt them
then when they're on the floor, kick them in the short ribs until one snaps and perforates a lung
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

not even that will stop them... It's like a tide of zombies from 28 Days Later....
Only decapitaion or head shots work.
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

That would have to be some damn quick fwapping
To get the money shot before they got up again!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

0_0
I Say!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

What's truly shocking is that I've only ever got one of those certificates by good old fashioned harrassment ;)

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

hehe....
It's just me being awkward, that's all.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

*Gasp!* I'M SHOCKED!
(yeah, it takes skill and practice)
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)

town most of central London
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

hehe, yup!

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it..."
"But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it,"
(cenaris will lurk B3ta for biscuit formed pay, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

You are Bruce Wayne
AICMFP
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

Feel kissy punk?
Well do ya?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)