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# 'ello darlin', 'ows about a kiss?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Aaaaaargh
Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# with flannelette nightgowns!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# It doesn't matter what with just as long as it dies
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# if you don't do it correctly it can come back
angrier
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 10 sticks of dynamite should do it
actually make it 20
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I imagine it will probably need a trunk of dynamite
or, at the very least, a thick branch!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That's where the trusty FLAMING HAMMERS OF DOOM come into it.
You don't come back from that action.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Oi! Give them back!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# And leave myself defenceless?
You must be joking. there are enough FLAMING HAMMERS OF DOOM to go around.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Very well...
I shall resort to my FLAMING ALLEN KEYS OF HEADWOUND then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# while you guys were arguing
its eaten the villagers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# but crucially, not us
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Team up Headwound!
It's heading right for us!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# OK!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE5pGeCUM-Y
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# YES!
^ 100% this!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# INTERNET VILLAGERS ARE TEH FAILS
they remember when all this was cefax
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# p548
loading...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Fair dues.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Hey... these are good...
so lightweight and portable...

and nice flaming action...

you can keep the hammers, allen keys is where it's at...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# very well...
I shall engage the foe with my SMOULDERING OXY-ACETYLENE CUTTER OF FOREBODING
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# That's fucking wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ADBLOCK!
Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Why use your hands when you've got mouthsy?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Holy Vomiting Popes on Skateboards!™
*adblocks*

damn that was far too creepy

edit: I should say, that is awesomely 'shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I like the fact that there's a CFB.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahahah, I did see that and think "Not a chance"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# what is wrong with you?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hah fuckin ell
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour,

The Crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed showing feelings.


and adblocks..muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus fuck!
That's nightmarish - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# certainly you can have one
but no TONGUE job:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# MUM?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# cor
look at the jowls on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# UNINHIBITED ROBOT ZOMBIE SPACE JESUS ON FUCKING FIRE!
O_O

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Now I know what image I'm spending my afternoon making...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hell
FIRE!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha oh fuck no
*adblocks*
not because i'm offended but because i'm in danger of losing my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Ok, but no tongues
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# aaaaaaargh
now i've got pandemonium in MY underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# KILL IT WITH MARZIPAN!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Best of all the cake toppings
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# And also the deadliest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hell no, I'm not putting my cock in *that*!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Now it can be told...

This is the right leg of that source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I realized what the pic was
as I was making the monstrosity. Then I wondered if you'd be around to chime in or not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)