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# THE GOVERNMENT ARE ONTO US!! GET YOUR HATS ON!!


AND RUN FOR THE B3TA BUNKER!!

/catnipp

JUDGING IS COMPLETE!!

Thanks to the talented and beautiful Flowerpot for her assistance in tallying the votes.

Drumroll please...

Best Protection from Government Mind Control Waves- Happy Toast
Most Environmentally Unfriendly - Claptonista
Best Jewish entry - Jorvic
Best Camouflage - Jahled
Most Sinister - maximinimus
The special "Watch With Mother" award - Redsushi
The special 'Shroud of Turin' award - Jeru
Most Traditional - god save the queen
Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist

edit: wooden spoon - CanonCaliber


Thanks for playing b3tans and have a lovely Sunday evening but watch out for the black helicopters
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ??????????
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha christ!
you could have wrapped a few turkeys in all that

T.J.

JUDGING IS COMPLETE!!

Thanks to the talented and beautiful Flowerpot for her assistance in tallying the votes.

Drumroll please...

Best Protection from Government Mind Control Waves- Happy Toast
Most Environmentally Unfriendly - Claptonista
Best Jewish entry - Jorvic
Best Camouflage - Jahled
Most Sinister - maximinimus
The special "Watch With Mother" award - Redsushi
The special 'Shroud of Turin' award - Jeru
Most Traditional - god save the queen
Most Useless (due to lack of tinfoil) - Pedantichrist


Thanks for playing b3tans and have a lovely Sunday evening but watch out for the black helicopters
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# aye aye
but we need maximum protection these days...me and the cat.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Applause all round, everyone here is too fantastic for words.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ^ I agree with this
it's been a great end to a rather annoying weekend on b3ta

More of this sort of thing :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# oops, forgot to mention the prize.
I'm donating $10 (I know it's not a lot, but economy, kids, foreigners coming over here and taking all our jobs, etc.) to the b3ta server fund in the name of Happy Toast.

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Don't forget the destroying our culture bit.
And good show that man.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# \o/
Good one.
Can I just make a suggestion here?
Previous board events have been spontaneous. It's this that makes them successful/hilarious (imho).
Planning an event long in advance just means that entries become very elaborate.
The rules as they were is that everything used has to be AT HAND (on your desk) and created on the spot.
Could we keep to the spirit of spontaneity?
A 10 minute warning of an event occured in the past which enabled us to gather things that we think might come in handy. The topic was announced at the same time as the event.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
#
I'm all for the spontaneity of it. :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# How the hell did Toasty come up with his in ten minutes?
I had barely enough time to scramble for the camera and a rummage in the kitchen
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ^this
He claims it was all Mrs Toast, though...

I only just had time to borrow some foil from next door...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# But you can tell it was cobbled together
and 10 minutes was quite feasible for that.
Mrs Toast obviously has a bit of imagination :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Thank you for judging
and suggesting this m3 :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Finally some recognition for my art!
Wish I'd seen it earlier though, I have a fedora which was just begging to make an entire tinfoil Indiana Jones costume whip included.
It's a shame you intentionally started the compo while I was away you Zionist nazi.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# well done you
for organising a lovely spontaneous event. This sort of thing is EXACTLY why I love this place.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# this is no ordinary tin foil hat


(yeah i know, shoddy)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# The top of your head looks like Jessie.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I thought this also :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# my nose goes on for a lot longer though
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# This is not just any tinfoil hat.
This is a Marks and Spencer's Luxurious Xionist ray protection unit.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# this^
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Dude!
You got purple on yours! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# m&s chocolate teacakes
:\ pretty much the same as any other chocolate teacakes.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oooooh.
I shoulda used Digestive wrappers or sumfink. :]
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# You got a dumbass under yours!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# :[[[[[[[[
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Truth hurts, dumbass.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Why are you so meannnn?
I hate you.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I hate you too.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# booo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Giggle giggle giggle!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# shoddy is good, the tinfoil will do its job
well played madam
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# what a lovely design!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Awesome!
And top work in the other thread as well, thank you for picking up where I couldn't be bothered carrying on debating with him.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# happy to help
not that it does much good.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I think I'm doing it wrong:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# THEY'VE ALREADY GOT TO HER!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahah :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Yep.
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# You.
IM?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ASL?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# 36/m/surrey
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ...fuck
Wait does mofaha know this?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Dude, Mofaha's his daughter.
I thought everyone knew that.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Haha
WIN
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Yup!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# it looks like a bit of a satellite just crashed on your head
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I was thinking this too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I'm not sure
it'll withstand the blast!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# replyin to the girl, right here
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# replyin to the girl, right here
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Looks like you're trying to save the foil for tomorrow's lunch
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Naah.
I buy lunch every day. :3
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# MONGO LIKE CRAYON
Soz kitti...

PS Watched the Futurama film "Into the wild Green Yonder" yesterday, all the nutters lived in caves wearing foil hats :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Apart from the hat
very attractive!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# "Gentlemen"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahaah woo!~
top marks for the gas mask
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# S10 and '95 smock?
Very naughty.

(my helmet hs an earphone and mike bolted to it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# It was hot enough in the smock
I wasn't going to put on the full NBC suit :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# you genuinely scare me
i bet you've got a gun somewhere too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I have guns in the loft.
Generally the people I know who have guns are amongst the most sensible.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# that doesn't surprise me
have you a stockpile of tinned food though, i bet max' has
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I have a lot of tinned food
but with a family the size of mine that is just normal life, not stockpiling.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# you have the mad staring eyes of a lovely chap I went to school with called Leon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# why am i imagining that under that gas mask you have a mouth like predator
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I thought he was doing kissy lips
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# excellent!
ready for anything!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# FUUUUUUUCK!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# arf, it's Bill and/or Ben
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# and or devo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# FLOBALOB?
Do I get bonus points for putting up the protective cross?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm
I think that deserves a few extra points.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I thought so :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# takes notes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You better! ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahah
^this^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# seconded
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Your windows are Straight Edge?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Eh?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# YOUR WINDOWS ARE STRAIGHT EDGE?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# YES!
MY WINDOWS ARE STRAIGHT EDGE!

What?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# irritating youth movement
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ah I see!
Thank you miss :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# love the blackouts on the windows!
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# i thought they would go down well ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You are one ugly cunt
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# You fucking wish
Nick-ol-ARSE!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Yours is exceptionaly thick . . . tip top !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# One must be cautious!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Haha yes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fantastic!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahaah!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahah
Love the caterpillar
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's a disguise
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# by jove!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# lordy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha these are all fantastic! :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# wtf hahhahahaha
wtf hahhahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# You even look ready for a round of golf !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You saw mine.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It would be handy to have them all in one thread, though.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Okay then:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Here
you've used no tin foil whatsoever. I call shenanigans
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# that's a damn good point
fraudulance!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Not to mention the dozens of holes
in the hat!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# the monocle seals the deal
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ^ agreed
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Some one has still to tell me what this linking to board posts is all about
tis a mystery to me, I have my theories though..

Harvesting witisms for nefarious deeds being one..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# It simply saves
typing the same message out again :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# you dont want to know how long it took me to work out how to do it
the bastards wouldn't tell me.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I wear it for working on the laptop
it doesn't really count.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# nice one!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# is the other picture
a naked man?

liking the monicle!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I have no foil
/sadness
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Same here. We'll have to do it later in the week. All the more time to plan, eh, buddy?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Genius!
Well done that man!

Waaaaait a minute...... they have control of your mind! CONCSPIRICAAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Pfffftttt
That's what you say!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# >20:16
NO. WRONG.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's a conspiracy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# apt repost time
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I love this :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# foil face....
strangely this is what I already pictured you to look like in my head..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# You star!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha
Well it explains your pictures :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# mysterious!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# now you must fight crime!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Very . . . Walrusy indeed !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hah
i made a whole protective suit :p



=P

*didnt just make a robot costume and want to be part of the shiny action*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Ahahahahah
That's kickass.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaha now dance!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# that is incredibly awesome :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# that is truly wonderful!~
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# needs more
dancing!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Teh Germs!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahaha class!~
love it!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Silly Jorvic!
You can't simply have a tinfoil yamaca!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That affords little protection
BIGGER
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Protective fez!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# this was the idea, but I may use it as a yamaka in future..
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# bless ya
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# minimalist hat!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
is that a rubber chicken?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# indeed it is sir
he is clearly more worried about what is about to fall on us than I...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# The last bloke to jump into our lion enclosure
did so waving a frozen chicken

/government forces
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Just checked your profile
So see you wern't joking! Thats insane, and also slightly rubbish, unless he meant for the chicken to de-frost so they would have something for supper once they had finished with him?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# fucking hell
you bear an uncanny resemblance to ME
O_o
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ooh I like the look of yours

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Miss pot :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ITS ONE OF THEM PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF US!
LOOK AT THE ANTENA!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ray detectors!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Bug tentacles!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# yay.
how'd the gig go?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Oh it was good
but a howling gale made me pack up early, which was nice for a change :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# good show
got hold of waldeck, 'ballroom stories' today some nice stuff on there
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Prod suggested that
and I used it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# it was on his recommendation i borrowed it
and a few other ones too
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
top effort!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I'm ready!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Arf, nice
I was going to do this with my big Russian hat, but I couldn't find foil in time :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I took the lazy way out!
;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Just looked at your profile, a teacher...
Isn't it a bit of a risk posting that, children these days? :P
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# yeah, probably...
the internet's a minefield full stop. Never had any trouble so far, fingers crossed!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I like the addition of a gully around the bottom of the hat
When the rays melt and dribble down the side, you don't get your jumper all wet.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# yay!
it's a very practical piece of headwear!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I went for the classic Norman Penis Helmet
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahahah
cock face :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ah, your hat covers your dickhead, good thinking ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I think the look of quiet despair makes this...
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Aha
Now the rays won't get up your nose.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# very medieval!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Well you should be protected from sinister government forces
trying to steal your nose :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Why do you have a toilet flush on teh wall?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Oooooooh yeah . . . bring'em on !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# What's going on here? I was just relaxing calmly at home
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# HA this must win!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You went too far.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# is there such a place?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# :D HAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work Lava cock :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA. Holy shit, Chris.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# you're obsessed with my name
is it an attempt to be my friend or are you trying to disarm me like Beetlejuice or something?

What's your name anyway, I shall try saying it 3 times in the mirror to see if I can summon you
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Sam does that to everyone.
Don't you, Samuel?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# aha!
now we have him.
What's that Sam? mary love dick? Mary loves Dick?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I was just going to ask if you'd like me to stop using your name. You know, I was going to be considerate and kind, but you know what - I wont now,
CHRIS.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'm sorry. Let's never fight again.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# doesn't bother me at all :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# SHUT UP CHRIS MY NAME IS SAM TOO
You're calling me like that bloody ghost when I'm TRYING to work!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I do, Alasdair. I like real names.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oh man!
Alasdair!? That's awesome!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# But...
you already KNEW my name... unless, of course, you're not the real killerkitti! Who replaced you? The CIA? MI6? You'll get nothing from me, you lizard!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Ooooh!
I forgot about that! :D
Taylr and Jordyn.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# haha
holy shit
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
you loon : )
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you just can't help showing off can you
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Mrs Toast was playing dress up
I pretty much just sat there :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Rejected Watchmen #27464:
t'is ace :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Good Lord.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha oh man, you are a classy fellow
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Not content to upstage us all with your fab creations
you go and do THIS.
Hahahaha. This has to be the winner because everyone knows a mirrorball deflects all rays known to the human race AND aliens.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahah, glad you spotted it :D
it's omnidirectional protection of the highest order!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
Madness!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha...
lots of bubblewrap to pop while you wait for armageddon!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# does every image of yours have to be FP'ed?
:D

FP THIS NOW!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# CLASS...............................*CLICK*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# You silly sheeple
*patronises*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I've just logged on, as I had a sudden and unexplainable urge to look at b3ta
I'm glad I did, the rebounded waves from all your tin foil hats must have made me log on.

Too late for me to get out the bacofoil now, I can't top any of these at such short notice, and it takes a while to fashion a bacofoil deerstalker y'know

excellent work
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :)
Lemony and GMOS would have done it better, but there you go. Good fun!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# It's great :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Im glad i stopped by the board
I dont like missing these board event things.
Im out of tin foil though or id join in :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# But Lemony and GMOS have deserted us
event-wise.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This might just be the funniest thread I've ever seen on here! :DDDDD
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# ^this
,in a long time :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I've disguised mine as to not attract attention
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
very clever. *takes notes*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hhaha
genuine LOLs
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Well this one wins the award for best photography
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA!!
WHAT LENS DID YOU USE JAHLED?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# 5D2 85mm f/1.2
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Get a flashlight, you hippy!

;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Trust me
that lens is so huge it sucks in light like a black hole
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# mate
that camera's a fake the bloody name is printed back to front.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# But the strap is printed the right way round
How do you explain that?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# don't go there
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Arf, I was thinking this^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha, they'll never suspect!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Good thinking, Batman!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# you are dr cox from scrubs?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# ^
i almost said the same
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# stealthy
nice
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
specifically designed to be wearable without arousing suspicion from the man on the street - WHO IS A GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE DRONE!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# :D :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# It's the facial expressions that make these so funny
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# crafty bugger!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Thermal cushiony !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# This
is possibly my favourite b3ta moment ever :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# it requires a button
i have yet to put one on my profile..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# we have two so far to choose from........
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ha ha, you're all a bunch on me(n)tal bastards.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# GET INVOLVED MAN!
GET INVOLVED!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# could I suggest a 'part 2' to this at some point next week
to give those of us without tin foil time to go get some, and to plan even more elaborate tin foil hats and safety gear?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'm sure you can.
But I reckon that is because you are one of them and want to ensure we are all at our computers at the same time!

I know! I have seen Die Hard 4.0!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahaha, I may even wear my masonic gear with a tin foil hat
that'll confuse the conspiracy theorists
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Oh, please please PLEASE do this.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I'll work something out
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I concur
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Someone get on to rob, make it a mini compo, like Chairs was ages ago.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yes! great idea
David Icke's Birthday is 29th April, that's plenty of time for a mini-challenge to be organised ;)

maybe a 'tin foil hat' week around 29th April
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# put it on the calender
catnipple can judge the entries and proclaim a winner.

won't someone please tell me he's not serious or is he really david icke.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# he is serious, and he knows Icke,
he even reviews icke's lectures:
www.davidicke.com/content/view/13588/48/


and that's a great idea about the calendar. Given Hedgehog's excellent first take on all of this, he should have first refusal to put this idea on the calendar :)

Of course, Catnipp may not hang around until then
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# He had me at 'if you are not familiar with this amazing band, type in Corrs to youtube and be blown away'.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This. With huge great knobs and bells and shit on.
I have no foil and don't feel too well. It must have been the Mercury and MSG pie miniatures I had for lunch.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Yes please!
I was busy wasting my tin foil making Sunday dinner when I should have been using it for mercury MSG MMR sheeple anti-mind control purposes
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# you won't be saying that when your get your brains fried
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TINFOIL HAT MAKE YOU
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# As a dedicated PISSHEAD......
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahahaha crikey!
thats great
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are we not men? We are Devo!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *actual LOL*
and I very rarely say that.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# holy cow!
full on!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
magnificent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# that is excellent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well balanced !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I too have been detected !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Fantastic work!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Are you unable to make
a still image? :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Well . . . you know . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha dance bitches dance
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Get it on !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# splendid stuff
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Feeling fresh out of the oven !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
way to go!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Fuck it, have an out-take from last night.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I see that you take no precautions !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# fully protected
even from the braille rays
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Ahahahahah
Scary face. xD
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahah
I'm almost regretting putting someone on ignore now
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# This is a wonderful, wonderful thread.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha

It's too late to go and find some tinfoil for me now, but I will cherish this moment anyway
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Board events are always the best
Thanks for the badge. I shall wear it with pride (and hotlink it so keep it there).
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nice one :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# bah, I was working on this, but Daisy wouldn't sit still for ages :)

This is Daisy everyone, she was thrown out by her old owners she seems quite happy with us now.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# glad to see she is being properly cared for
bless
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# That's a top name for a cat
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# love it!~
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I don't normally "do" badges
but I'm more than happy to make an exception in this case.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yay! My first badge involvey thing!
Can I chuck it in my profile so I'll be seen as the cool cat about town?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Of course
Not for commercial use with express permission. This includes but is not limited to T-shirts, actual physical badges, stylish and somewhat jauntily-tipped hats, novelty USB devices and commemorative plates from Franklin Mint.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Curses!
My USB plates devices from franklin mint shall have to stay matt and unsilvery/shiny
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# :D
I've always wanted a badge, I'm only sorry I don't have any tinfoil atm
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Late entry from the Cake Summoner and the Tinfoil Tomte!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yummmmmm nom nom nom !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh fuck this thread is immense :D
I have no foil! GAZ ME FOILLZ
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Draw the foilz on !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# MY DEFENCES ARE DOWN!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# damn, too late


tinfoil LCD glasses so they can't destroy my brain with encrypted laser beams

couldn't find enough tin foil, and laptop webcams are shite
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# At least you can't be seen like that . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# best thread ever
except the one with lesbian zombies ice skating in custard
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# kudos M3 kudos
Glad I didn't miss this :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# My only FPearoast
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Do I get the wooden spoon for being last?
But I did make an exceedingly good tin foil hat!
Pies,Pies,Pies
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Buahahaha
That is beyond awesome!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Specially designed to reflect rays back to the sender
no matter what direction they come from (including those from the earths core)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha well played mate!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# HAI B3TA

sorry for being late....
but I was desperate to participate, so here is the
BELATED MUMMY
EDIT: can i haz badge pleeeeease?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Far too well disguised..
I require a better photo to check our dopplegangerness...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Here's one I prepared earlier.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Chiming in late
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, class!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha what a dandy!~
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)