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# Ungoatsed! That was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I'll take one from the top and any other five please Carol.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Babby
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# It's the worst std available....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# :D
I hear ProfUndercover has a Turtwig he'd like to trade.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Golly, are there really 100?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# All babies should be reversibly sterilised* at birth
And then people pass parenting tests when they come of age, taking into account their work history, wage and means.

If they pass, they can breed.

BANG - and unwanted pregnancies are gone!

Vote Vagabond - or I'll come 'round and kill you.




*Using SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# But then if civilisation collapses we'll all die out
because we won't be able to un-science the sterilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I see no drawback to this
Humans have had a chance, they've messed up. Give the ants and axolotls a turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I dunno, sounds like fun starting all over again with fire and spears.
Maybe we'd get it right the second time around.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I think it was Larry Niven that proposed this:
Put contraceptives in the water supply. No problems with passing a test, you just need sufficient willpower to drink nothing but bottled water for a month to flush out the stuff.

In his SF novels, he had a slightly different system with contraceptive injections, and a license system.

Birthright lotteries FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Haha you too late! I done breeded already.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Reminds me of what that leviathon of the airwaves
James Stannage used to preach. Go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I was with a mate drinking 'round his the other day
And we came to the conclusion that Hitler and Stalin were simply not ambitious enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ghengis khan - he was
reckoned to be genetically linked to 1 in 32 people

he must have shagged for mongolia. what a star
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# It's pretty easy to get laid when you've got a knife and they haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Chat-up line of the week, 4th April 2006:
"Get your coat, love - I've got a knife."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# 'notes for future reference'
when not getting any action
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Got, got, got, need, got, need, got, got
Wanna swap?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha CHLAMMY I CHOOOOOSE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm having one of those moments
You know... "I shouldn't be laughing this much over something so simple." One of those.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Male STD trainers;
Always have the balls to catch em'
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
And their "monster" is also super-effective.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# my pary are with the father
aidsy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I am truley sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha oh noes! Not #63!
#27 ain't nice either!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# haha
reallols at babby
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hee hee hee
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I did this for my A Level Media Studies :D
Great minds and all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Awesome!
I had a feeling it would have bindun and much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# It was great fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Do you still have your version?
If so, post it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# It may be up in the loft with all of my old school stuff.
I will see if I can get it down this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I shall collect them all
where do I subscribe to
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# AIDSEY uses REPLICATION.
AIDSEY's evasion goes up.


hehehe, woo, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Oh very well done.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# :D
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# aww, me Thor and Bobs ran an image challenge on this years back
they is all of the cute, can't remember how may we did


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# How is babby formed?
How girl get pragnent?
(vladk2k, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# they need to do way instain mother
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Doctor used abortion
It's super effective.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# STDs for sale
www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/main/venereals/
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Haha, I'd heard of Giant Microbes but didn't realise they made STD versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# thanks a fucking bunch
thank christ for adblock you exceedingly bold person
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I am so desensitised to Goatse
that I didn't notice anything was wrong with the front page for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Twat.
That is all.
(AMadDayYes, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No, it's a bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You are a stunning human being.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Haha
It's now a ticking clock surely...
(Senseless, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Being a cunt:
(probably) your B3ta membership.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# what the fucking fuck?
and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Because I would probably never have got the opportunity again.
And the original image wasn't really fp-worthy, so I don't feel I lost anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# great smashing super
jokes over. har har now fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I fixed it a while ago
the old image must still be in your cache.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That was fun.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ryan T Who are the brain police?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# You managed to goatse...
...my RSS reader also. I sat there looking at in confusion for at least 3 seconds wondering what was different about it!

Assumed you'd hotlinked someone else's image until I read this.

(I helped save b3ta! faintpraise, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)