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[challenge entry] Eating disorders were inevitable

Delurking - surprised there haven't been more anims in this compo, although this took way too long.

Edit: was missing the last 4 frames (223 now!), now loops properly. Thanks for all the kind words and clicks!

From the Computer Games: The Grim Reality challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# excellent

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# pfft!
that's vere elaborate. good work, ferrety lurk!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
# That's great! I like technical stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hah, it doesnt sync
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# F5
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# NOPE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# OK, don't then!

don't then F4!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah, Ctrl+F4 should fix the problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# OK, I'll try that n...

EDIT: Oh ha ha very funny...



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Pat the top of your wrist
And try to bite your left ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Go on.
Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Do what...

* I now off to walk my bitch - later!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9360032#post9360075
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I can't do that... can you?

* I may walk the bitch later?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Try it.
Pref while being watched, or looking in the mirror. Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Whenever I try something in front of the mirror, the flash obscures it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# RIS?
.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# mmmm chicken burger
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Ooooh that's very well done
I sort of miss snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I had that on my old Nokia phone
managed to fill up the entire screen

(I was unemployed for a while)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah
employers don't tend to like it if you spend all day playing snake at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Unless you're a games tester
which I'm not, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# If you ever are
put in a good word for me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# was there not a b3tan who did quality testing stuff
for Rockstar North... I'm sure that there was...

Mrs. UnderCover's brother works for a games company, they just released Vin Diesel's Wheelman.

Least said about that the better I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You probably have to have a degree
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# ... I think you'd probably be
competing against people who have degrees for the position -- but you should be allowed to do whatever it is you want so I'm sure that would come across in the interview...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I interview well
which is shit in some ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# How is being good in an interview bad?
I'd love to have charisma to go with my education and experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Getting snapped at for interviewing for a job and getting it (and then turning it down)
when I decided during the interview that I didn't want the job. That was fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I think i'd take that rather than not being good at interviews
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I suppose
I just don't like being shouted at, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# They shouted at you because you didn't want the job?
Bloody hell, lucky escape I think on that one if they are like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# 'wasting my fucking time'
I believe was one choice phrase. No wonder I didn't want to work for her.

Plus I only found out the salary at interview, and it was the same as I was on at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# At the moment I would gladly move for the same salary.
But every time I go for an interview they make silly salary offers you would expect to turn down as an intern, why would they expect an experienced person work for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Because eventually some poor person
who needs the money will say 'fuck it, ok then'.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# That's why I'm on such a shitty salary here
I was absolutely desperate for work, took the job on low salary because I hadn't graduated at that point with promises for big pay rises when I graduate etc.

I've been here a couple of years now (already having 3 years industry experience), still haven't even reached the top end of the starting salary and the other programmer earns over double what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# welcome to my world.
The next person up from me is on over double what I am, and I do a lot of his stuff anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# He's not over me though
We both do the same job
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# People being annoyed because you're good and they can't have you isn't that bad either.
This reminds me, I need to tell Derby hospital I don't need their interview any more.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# High five for not needing it
onwards and upwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Had a better offer.
Plus, their HR department wrongly said I was unqualified and then took about 2 months to get back to me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# There's ghosts at Derby hospital you know!
They called an exorcist and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Bugger, now I'm reconsidering.
I think I'd have been at the fancy new PFI one though, which probably doesn't have ghosts yet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# arf
it was during rather than the cause :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# This is genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# cor!
that's grand, is that

'clicks 'n' woos'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# That's swish
:]
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)
# haha
gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# This is brilliant.
Ooh, cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I did thanks,
it was smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# the time was well spent
this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# wow!
wonderfully done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# woo
gets headache just thinking about the number of layers needed for this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# two hundred and nineteen
because 219 looks too short
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# edit: head explodes :P
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# snake headshot
that has to be a first
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# TAAAAAaaaaaaaaaake ooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
take on me
TAAAAAAAAAAaaakkkkkkeeee meeeeeeeee oooonnnnnnn
take on me
....

and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Chris, where have you been?
I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I was burning it down
to get to you....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Ooooh, hello
what's all this, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I'm in over my depth
I want out man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# SNAKE!
you get 219 woos
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you for reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# haha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I Like It
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Wow!!!
That's fantastic!!!
Kumquats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# crikey!
Just woke up to my first ever FP - *does kumquat dance*
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
classy! w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)