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Who are the most annoying fanboys?

I asked for suggestions who makes the most annoying fanboys - and here they are. Now I need you to order them by voting for your favourite.

It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.

Who is the most annoying fanboy?

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rob, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

A fanboy is a fanboy

They all go Christian Bale when you knock their close minded mind.

But I'm going with the Microsoft advocate simply because of Halo

Though you did forget the Twi/Narutards

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

No Simpsons Enthusiast?!

(__, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

"Ha! Last night's was pretty good"

"Uh... no! I don't think so. That scene where they had a flashback to 1993 made no sense. It completely disrupted continuity. In the episode 8F04, Homer and Marge clearly get married on the state border- but this has them getting married in a proper church!"
"Oh... well.. I found the... jokes... funny?"
"Pfft. You obviously know NOTHING"

(__, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I suppose this falls under "Comedy Nerds"

(__, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Like you?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Uh.. clever?

(__, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

are you THE Sylvester McCoy?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

I'm Peter Davison

(__, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

are you THE Peter Davidson?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

ahhh

i see how this is working. do you have a regeneration ritual?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

*hopes that he will be gone after however many regenerations

the Doctor is allowed*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

David Silverman is in a band with me, I asked him about this sort of thing

The "Reset" a while back (after the movie) revised all the history, now the writers feel free to mess with continuity any time they want.
They were feeling trapped by 19 years of build-up...

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tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

What are you mumbling about Smithers?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

worst. episode. EVERRR

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

Er hang on I'm quite a few of them...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Same here

Damned if I'm telling anyone which ones....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Damn straight.

I will keep my geekery to myself ta everso.
...although any scant monitoring of my posting will probably make things abundantly clear.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hee hee, likewise!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I tick a couple of boxes too.

No votes for them yet though

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hahaha, same here :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

i think I count 6 that I might be a part of

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

I'm at least four of those...

But I've also added "obscure Jazz freak" a few posts down...

*sigh*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

THIS ^^

to the max hard core extreme swooshes plastic light saber at screen the blade of which is green.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

You forgot Henry bandwagonista's

and fans of Coldplay

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Why no God Squad?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

^ this

If Dawkins is in there

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

This, absolutely and wholeheartedly

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Oooh yes!!!!

add the Jesus freaks (or you will probably burn in hell)

(nonstopdancer, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

YES

THIS

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

APPLE

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

^what cenaris said

but i voted for linux enthusiast. I guess that'll have to do as I can't vote for him AND the pot head

where's the god botherer on their? or the atheist fanatic?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Richard Dawkins for the atheist fanatic

and I've not really met god bothering geeks. Although me saying this on the internet will provoke 5 people to post saying, "oh I have"

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rob, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

oh I have

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

oh sorry I didn't read that one there

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I concur.

I have never met anyone who has gone on and on about there being a God and all that. However, I have met plenty of people who find out I am a Catholic who feel the need to quote Dawkins at me.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

never, ever go to america then

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

or my house for tea.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

I have been to America.

And not that many people in America are religious zealots. It wouldn't make good tele to just show the normal people would it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

America

Er, have you been to Tennessee?
There are massive signs by the side of the road saying;
"Think this is hot?
Wait till you see Hell!"

(superfuzz56, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

meme meme meme meme meme!

both are unacceptable, but i have been pissed off by the sydney uni evangelical society more times than I'd care to remember.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

but i have ~~been~~ pissed off ~~by the sydney uni evangelical~~ society more times than I'd care to remember.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

oh that too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

i get much the same with a lot of people when they find out I'm an atheist.

seriously try studying Biblical Studies and going a day without meeting God nerds who'd put even the most devoted monty python geek to shame with their quoting

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

And you're surprised by that?

That is like wandering into a school and being pissed off that there are kids there :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Erm, why the hell are you studying Biblical Studies if you're an atheist?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

I have, and they genuinely scared me

At least Dawkins, twisted and ranty as he's become, is actually still clinging to a certain amount of reality.
The extreme god botherers look like they are going to really hurt you if you so much as question their mum and dad being Adam and Eve or the complexities of running a functioning Ark for more than 20 minutes, let alone 40 days and nights.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

oh I have

You must get out too much.

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Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

They are scary

but I enjoy debating their non-arguments until they lose patience and call me a cunt

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

I voted the Dawkins zealot

because I despise close-mindedness in every form. Be it religious bollocks or atheistic ranting, both types make me wanna puke.

... cant we all just get along?! [/coat]

btw: I'm surprised my designated category the 'classic rock melancholic' didn't deserve a mention

(cl1nt was named after dirty harry, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)

well dawkins zealot covers the later, but I rather think that

the evangelical pestilence deserves a mention.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

I honestly don't know. However I object to the term linux geek as it makes me feel alienated.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

shut up, linux geek

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Is it because I is black?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

If I's weren't black

They would be slightly more difficult to read against this background.

(James?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Audio snobs...

Purely because I used to be one until the slow and steady decline of my hearing kicked in, and I now realise the error of ways...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Marijuana enthusiast?

wtf?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

the dick who buys loads of pipes and paraphernalia

and bangs on about the perfect way to roll etc

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rob, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Ah, ok

Yes, I've met a few of those.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

and talks about how good fucking dark side of the moon is when you're stoned for hours and hours on fucking end

and start most sentences "I was sooo baked last night"

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

But, like with sex, surely the people who talk about it the most are doing it the least?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

I see you've met my younger cousin.

(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Damnit

I fit into several of those categories...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

no "Norwegian jazz trumpet connoisseur?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Esbjorn Svensson Trio ftw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Swedish, ACTUALLY.

*ticks a few more nerd boxes*

Although I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

You walked into that one...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I wuz framed!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

hehehe....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

\o/

I been listening to some of that - there's a lot to get through

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Audio snobs...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Metal Nazis

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

^ Oh GOD This...

"LOL Opeth aren't metal, they're post-industrial-noise. Metallica are metal."

"Like, no way dude, Metallica are THRASH, fucking Black Sabbath and shit is metal."

"that's classic rock lamewad"

ad infinitum

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

This is Pop!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Which band...?

"They are post-punk funk, with just a touch of modernist"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

haha

you're damn right it is!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

You top chap, you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

I'd call Opeth more progressive metal.

....oh shit

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Someone called me?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

how about Norwegian Tuba connoisseur?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHMyrhilkdo

(no ponies.)

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tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I love my Mac...

but Apple geeks are worst.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

^ this....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Arf!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

A picture says a thousand words, indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

^this^

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

this gets my vote

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

none of these are as bad as godbothers and commies.

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WormuIus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

^This , very much so

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

or ignorant animal rights activists

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WormuIus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Communism is only bad

If you're not in charge

(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

But

they have such good architects!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

This reminds me of a page I was just looking at.

www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0311.htm#16

Is there anyone who's brave enough to eat their way through leviticus?

I wouldn't want to eat all of the animals mentioned.

I've done: shrimps, pigs, ostrich and I want to eat hare and maybe locust and croc.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Is a sea-mew a swimming emu?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Sea gull.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

i expect it's a typo

they mean "seam ewes" which are a cross between a sheep and a seamhorse. you'd get wool and seams in your teeth

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Thank you for clearing that up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I want to try this.

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Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Haha

"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that swarm in the waters, and of all the living creatures that are in the waters, they are a detestable thing unto you, and they shall be a detestable thing unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, and their carcasses ye shall have in detestation. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that is a detestable thing unto you. "

Yes, God, we get the message already.

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Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

I've eaten crocodile

it tasted a lot like chicken, with a more glutinous texture.
Very good with garlic mayo. I can thoroughly recommend it.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

I can't believe that itwats are getting such a run

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

And evangelical 'Ron Paul is God' Libertarians

who's bizarre political beliefs somehow survived the collapse of the economy

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Fuck, yes.

I've yet to meet a libertarian who can explain their ideas coherently.

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Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Concur

I also wondered at the lack of Jesos.

I visited my local sports centre the other week and there was a black church meeting there. A 2nd storey window was open and someone could be heard shouting JESUS! through it. Over and over again, her voice was cracking as she strained with the volume. JESAS! It was super creepy. She wasn't talking about his love, or his wisdom, just JIZAS! JIZAS! JIZAS! OH JIZAS!

I shook my head and wandered off, then began to regret not shouting "YES? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" A regret that has lingered to this day.

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

How many of the above do you count yourself as?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

only two. I'm gutted :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

i rolled a fat 13

which is either a kind of spliff or a diseased microsoft filesystem. score

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

I'm just a different type of nerd.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

i suspect i'm over-associating

i haven't the attention span for proper nerding

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Shitting Nora!

I am 7!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

wanna see some puppies?

//obvious internet joke number 10

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

I clicked zero

but I could be annoying in other ways.
And, in fact, I am annoying in other ways.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Nintendo, comedy and Pratchett.

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deathsquirrel Oh dear., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

10!

i dont know if i should be proud of that.

1. Linux Geek
2. Audio Snob
3. Pernickety Science Pendant
4. Mobile Upgrade Nut
5. Comedy Nerd
6. World Of Warcraft Junkie
7. Terry Pratchett Groupie
8. SciFi Obsessive
9. Conspiracy Theory Fantasists
10. Retro Gamers

I fall into many other annoying catergories as well!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)

*all of these*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

No 'People who post online polls'

in order to make money?

;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Nicely shopped Rob!

* I love the way you have got the bars to change colours every time you refresh!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

why is it always...

Oh, I can't be arsed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Pfftttt....

NOONALLS !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Almost everything on this list gets my vote

I hope if I make multiple votes (after the requisite 30 minute wait) it won't screw up the stats.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

but... but... it says the most annoying

they can't all be the most, it would break the well-ordering principle

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spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Nah

I won't vote more than once, however tempted I am.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Most annoying of all:

People who have no interests at all apart from "socialising".

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Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

you haven't included

'twilight' worshippers.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

How come twits, nutjobs and pot mongers are up there

but us *nix fuckwits are so low?
Apart from that - nice pretty, white paper weight you've got there mac-boy.
Beddy times for me.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Some of these go together in groups.

You made me lose The Game, btw.
How are retro gamers going to annoy anyone?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

vegetarian/vegan/healthfood fanatics?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I feel like a pot being told to vote for the blackest kettle.

(Cap'n, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Agreed

I was also going to suggest "B3ta waster" as a category, but I didnt want to be told to fuck off by rob. I'm a bit sensitive like that.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

If I had a brain I'd be dangerous

Did I click the wrong link?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

I voted Mac

I seem to be a mix of mumbers #5, #11, #14, #19, #20, far more #21 than necessary, #22 and #25...

...with a bit of numbers #1, #4, #10, #12, #13, #15, #17, #24 amd #28 thrown in for good measure.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

this post is too much work to follow through upon

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)

I live by this simple rule, which may be a little dated, but works for me:

If I want a server, I'll ask for a Sun.
If I want something mess around with or do work on, I'll get a PC.
If I want to get useless individuals to line up drooling while I pick them off with a snoper rifle, I'll use a Mac.

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

I want a snoper rifle! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

For shooting people who repeat the same tired old urban legends?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

I like Macs

And Apple fanboys annoy me, but not as much as the 'Anti-Apple' fanboys.

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I've got a Mac

..but I installed Linux on it. Does that make me twice as annoying or half as annoying?

Or doesn't it work like that?

(yesyesyes, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

People are very easily annoyed,

So probably twice as annoying. For some reason.

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Zuowan, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Mine has Linux, Classic and Tiger.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

You left out Nikon users

Surely ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

In this room I have not just a Mac

(2 Macs actually- an iMac G3 and a broken Mac Portable) but also 4 PCs of varying ages, an Alpha, a Sun Ultra 5, a VAX, an Acorn A7000+, an SGI Octane, 2 Pocket PCs, an iPod, a DS, an original Gameboy, a PSone, a C64DTV (not hacked yet), a Sord M5, an Atari Portfolio and some single-board computers I made myself. Downstairs is a big heavy Sun E4500 with 12 processors and 10GB RAM.

Which category do I go in?

Edit: Make that 6 PCs. I forgot the laptops.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

Apple acolyte obviously

as you thought it was most important to mention the mac first.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

What about

Godists?

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

Big Brother/I'm Not a Celebrity Get Me In There/etc viewers

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm not sure you can call the idiot masses fanboys

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

I suppose its too late to nominate

people who go ON and ON and ON about how fucking good The Wire is supposed to be.

It's good, and thats it, it is not the be all and end all of television.

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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

But amongst the current crop of tv.

People have reason to do so.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

What about

people who post on a thread six hours after all the interesting things have been said?

I only scored on Apple, film buff and maybe comedy nerd. I should stay in more.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

Booze snobs?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

PES fan boy (OK, perhaps a little off B3TA target), Facebook fuckwits, Poker bores, Health freaks, l33t l()z3r5, Cute kitten club - I'll stop now.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

jolly jackettes

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my mum, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)

surely you are missing an obvious one!

The NSFW pedants!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

What about

Smug environmentals? They think they are Bono just because they use a bag for life and have switched to ecover.

(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

If you do that

you're better than Bono at environmentalism. He takes his private jet as often as most people take a wank.

(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

I was more thinking of the god complex

than the eco credentials. Didn't Bono send his private jet to pick up a hat from somewhere?

(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

I saw someone in my uni library with a brand new black macbook and they were using windows on it!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Can't be brand new

'cos they stopped making them several months ago.

That said, anyone who pays/paid, what, £200 extra for their laptop for a *paint job* is an idiot. Fair play to Apple for ripping off idiots so effectively though...

(julius, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

THEY WERE RUNNING FUCKING WINDOWS!

NOT MAC OS WHICH IS THE MAIN POINT OF A MAC!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

I think

He wanted to do some actual work.

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

and then lose it when it crashed

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Ha Ha :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Just Wondering

does "milk and cheese" count as a graphic novel?

(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Oh, you're in trouble now.

M&C are going to find you and beat you to a bloody pulp with their empty gin bottles for even thinking they fit into that category.

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Felis Concolor, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

Fair Comment

Love them with money or they'll hate you with hammers

(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

People who obessively upgrade mobile phones.

As I have had the same phone for six years and it works fine. It will keep going for the same time again I recon, but at some point I will have to upgrade as it will no longer be compatible with anything else. Because every other cunt cant make a two hundred pound toy last more than a few weeks.

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

There's nothing clever

about having shit stuff.

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

I had a nifty phone

and I had to switch only because no-one made the batteries for it any more :P

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

Fucking God Botherers.

Those asshats who blithely waffle on about their Saviour in the face of the overwhelming and damning evidence that their so called Lord Almightly is a complicated version of an imaginary friend brought about by their inability to accept the pointlessness of their sanctimonious beardy cuntfucking lives.

They irritate me slightly.

(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Vegetarians

mayhaps?

(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

I love that retro gamers has the fewest votes

because 95% of b3tards (and maybe 75% of internet users in general) fall into that category

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)

We are missing a significant demographic

Religious fundamentalists

How did that not get calculated in? It doesn't matter which religion... Christian, Jew, Muslim, Flava Flav-ism, those people who knock on your doors and give out that little magazine. Take it too far, you're a nutter.

(ohnonotagain It's worse than you thought. I'm Canadian., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)

Flava Flav-ism????????

Don't believe the hype!

(nonstopdancer, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

What about people who go travelling?

Or to be more precise, people who go on extended holidays but dress it up as being something far more worthy?

(sven_hassel, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

I DEMAND GOD BOTHERERS

What a major oversight.

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Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Face it, macs are better than PC's

(Anal Baby You Smell, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

the apple nerds definitely

People always assume I'm one of them because I use a mac and don't like windows very much, but I'm not. Please, I'm not - honestly!

(teasus likes tea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)

What no Zalgo????

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

i'm voting for twitter twat just because the phrase is so excellent.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

I-People...

I have the kind of contempt for I-product fanboys that should be reserved for the nazi leagues next shot at a concentration camp..

The whiney little shits need their i phones lubing up & a practical lesson in understanding the term 'suppository'.

honestly, the dumb shits just cant stop for five mins to look up what a decent smart phone is. come on chaps, apps have been around for bloody years ..erm symbian anyone ?

as usual though jesus christ ...erm steve jobbes just repackages and resells a hastily put togeather, corner cut over priced version of things that are already out there; with his only saving grace being that he seems to have amrkedly better grasp of salesmanship than most of the rest of the industry..

yup.. thats right, job's redeeming strength is that he could sell shit to a swine.

(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Agreed.

And how many things out there with the 'i~' prefix actually need it? iPhone is 'interactive telephone'. Well, no shit! A phone would be pretty damn useless if it dialled random numbers instead of the one you wanted.

Take your iProducts and fuck off to your own little iLand!

(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)