"I ain't phoning no home, sucker"!

( The Great Architect, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)

hahahahaha!
wunderbar!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)

:)
thats why you make the big bucks! click


EDIT: Does this make E.T. racist?

EDIT EDIT: I didn't know E.T. had no nipples till now!
(waxdart next gig. 8th@ Anatolia Bar, E8 3NS - Comedy bin, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)

he sticks a couple of slices of salami on when he's in polite company

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)

I ain't gettin' on no bike foo'!

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)

hahahaha :D

( prodigy69 numpty jobbie, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)

Another TGA Gem!
*clicks until hand falls off*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs I got my 19th FP yesterday! Yay Me!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)

E.T. You're So Big !

( The Hedgehog From Hell just doesn't get it, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)

hahahahhaha, that is BRILLIANT! :D
"I ain't gettin' on no starship, foo'!"
( theoriginalsteve Warning: Not to be loose or hump shunted, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)

Perfect!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)

Quality stuff as always sirrah
*cleek*
( Mrs Trellis you lovely people donated over £2k for Jessie :D, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)

hahaha woo!

( pzyko, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)

That works uncannily well

Great job TGA!

*clicks*
( mediocre can hold his breath for at least five floors, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)

Brilliant!!
*Click* :)
( Ninj Doesn't drink responsibly, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)

Top stuff archie!
Reminds me of the good old days when B3ta was full of this sort of quality :(
( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)

This is genuinely great
and has pleased me mightily.

Thank you for distracting me from the prior silliness/meanness.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)

Hahahaha brilliant

( Barbarossa I miss b3ta :(, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)

A Top Shop.
Fo' Sho'.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny still suffering computer woes, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)

Lovely stuff, Archie.
:D

Have the children all gone yet?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock the numbers don't lie, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)

RACIST

( Michael Ellis, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)

excellent stuff
..
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)

ahahah that's great.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)

haha

( maiden is thinking of the kittens..., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)

hahahaha
oh my. superb work.
( drbroon, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hahahaha
Splendid!!!
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)

hahahahaha
good to see you back on here squire
( c_kick no., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)

Tremendous
Well done there
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)

hahaha - bravo, sir!
I like this.
( enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)

That my friend....
Is simply amazing! Bravo! :)
( benkai Max Clifford selling my story since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)

You can get it on a t-shirt.
www.popmash.com/mret.html

(Hmm. I can only find six t-shirts for sale. Perhaps Mr. E.T. is not for sale any more. In that case, I shall treasure mine greatly.)
( flake kissed a girl and liked it., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)

This is beautiful.
It made me laugh out loud in a manner not dissimilar to Sid James.
(Galactic Yeti, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)

simpsons did it!
"i pity the foo' who doesn't phone home."
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)