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From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)

arf!
silly person!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)

hehe
Creates a nasty Black Gas!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)

it would cause
the boxing day hangover shit from hell
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)

Imagine the wind
the shit and the skid marks
(UHMUHRAKA! I hate pendantic cunts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hahahaha...
Marvellous *Clicks*
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)

:D

( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

Christ, I'm boking already :(

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)

Maybe you can call.... the sprout team
Thats all i can think of when i see that font!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)

i ain't eatin' no sprouts, fool!

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)

Always reminds me of this...

( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)

That's super!

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)

haha, cheers
I made a Flash animation of them on the website: www.gayteam.co.uk slightly NSFW (turn the volume down)
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)

hahahaha!
To be honest, the main reason people hate sprouts is because they aren't cooked properly.

This year, I'm doing mine with bacon and chestnuts... hmmm-mm!
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

see
I've had sprouts ranging from conker-solid to cowshit-soft

but they all taste horrible
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

They also taste like shit

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)

In total agreement Joe
Sprouts done wrong taste like shit, but when correct a thing of beauty.
Not a big fan of Chestnuts though.
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)

^this
chestnuts taste of evil
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)

Takes 4 - 6 pints of larger to remove the evilness from your lips
And a pint of Sprouts in stout to cleanse the whole system!
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)

nothing cleanses the system like sprouty stout
i'm so glad my system doesn't need cleansing
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)

Sprouts are great
and so is Guinness.

All this nonsense about either commodity making you shit is just people trying to make excuses for their slack arseholes.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)

SPRTOUTS!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahahahaha
But from which end?
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

a new hole should be made specially

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)

Haha
Green things buoyed from the black stuff.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)

Now that is a mighty fine idea!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)

They look like bogies.

( Black Moon Spock's Scanner part 3 available now!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)

Fuck no.

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)

Hell Yeah!
And Fox Noses
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)

Congrats on the FP sir!!
:)
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)

Cheers Ninj :D
Was originally going to to do a "Trout's n'Sprouts in Stouts", but it wouldn't have been as festive with floating Trout heads?
( Q4nobody.co.uk, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)

Thats....
feckin brilliant!
(nonstopdancer, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)

Eurgh!
Guiness?
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

yay for the accidental double compo entry :D

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)