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[challenge entry] Totally Ripped

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(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# good afternoon B3ta
I would just like to say cunting fucking shit burgers.
Since 10am this morning I've been trying to resolve a spyware attack which has completely fucked up my computer.
Exe's won't run, it asks what package I would like to run them in.
Nothing starts at startup (antivirus, Skype, etc)
And fuck knows what else is shitted right up.

Utter fucking cunts the shit for brained twats that write this cunting shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
Have you tried super anti spyware? Or is everything too buggered to get that working.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Super is what I finally used to kill it
but it may also be what raped my registry :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# oh dear
what kind of porn were you downloading?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Shit, that really sucks
The only thing I can think to suggest is to back up your stuff then format and reinstall.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# bloody hell, that sounds like a pretty horrific attack.... Going to wipe the HD and start from scratch, or is it salvageable?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# all the files are there and ok
I can run Photoshop by double clicking a psd file, but I can't open Photoshop any other way!
It doesn't understand what exes are. Fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# utterly bizarre..... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# corruption to rundll32.exe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# how do I fix it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# i was guessing at a number of registry changes could have screwed it... If the antispyware stuff didn't remove a trojan correctly, it can probably have a similar effect
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I had the same one about 3 weeks ago, Wouldn't let me run anything to get past it...
Look fella, I am up to my tits in work right now, but I will gaz you in a bit with what worked for me.
If it's similar to the one I had, it is a bastard, but beatable.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I'm almost up and running now
just a few bits to fix or things I need to learn to live with!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# You could try SuperAntiSpyware
It looks dodgy as fuck, but it's quite legit. Runs as a Com file rather than an exe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# is it downloading unfunny, un'shopped photos
of ambiguously named products on supermarket shelves?

If so I think I may have it too.
(twattybanjo, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# It's what they do when they are not making that filth
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Have you tried listening to Super Furry Animals?
They've got a pretty good beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# YOU KNOW THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# But.....
i jus' wana smoke it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Have you tried owning a Mac?
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# photographer aquantance of mine has borked 5 macbooks in 3 yrs
fragile little things aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# not really
I dropped my six year old mac out of the back of my camper* onto the road and it still worked with a cracked shell. My one here has survived countless tea/orange/coke drownings too.

packed away for safety between two pillows at start of journey but 6 hrs later, forgot and just pulled out the pillows - dur!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# *hugs*
*picks pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Wow!
SOAP!
(Seams on a pic!)
(Virulent, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# HIDDEN ELEPHANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# What on Earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I feel the need for seams..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# cook pass babtridge?
I think the way he's managed to get seams on TOAP is actually quite impressive in its way... :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# See.
It now says cook where it used to say cock and now its says pass where it used to say piss...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Seamless!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# fail?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
#
Seems I must learn the photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)