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# Had to be done...


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# off to see it in a few hours, cannae wait mon!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# It's great! Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# did you see a different version then?
the version I saw was utter gash
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Are you a purest for the source material
or did it offend you for other reasons?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# it didn't offend me, because it isn't a direct translation of the original source material
but it didn't live up to the generated hype about it,
a lot more style over substance, and the style wasn't all that great either.
/humble opinion on the internets only mind you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# you shouldn't listen to hype ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# thankfully I didn't, I was going to see it anyway
I just hoped for a lot more...

... and then there was the dancing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'd heard thats like super-marmite :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha, no, THIS is super-marmite...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# \o/
Excellent news!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# this!
I've just been to the Dentist and all my teeth hurt

*edit* and yes I did.


Ow, my teeth really hurt!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# he's doesn't sound like a very good Dentist
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Is it safe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice one, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# usually yes



pardon? what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# all explained here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I've never seen that film
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Is it 2.30 already?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# It better not be.
I'll have missed my interview, if so.

*crosses everything*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# tooth-hurty = 2.30
= dentist time...

geddit???
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
I was buying time while I looked for the larger of my spanging pans.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# oooh, good luck fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Cheers, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Interview
oh, good luck with that sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Thanks, chap!
You coming along tomorrow?
SayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYes
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *says yes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
#
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# The dialogue is so dull isn't it?
You spend the whole time not listening to what they're actually saying, just trying to identify the voices.

"That's Babs Windsor isn't it? What's she doing in this piece of shit film?"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# the visuals were initally great, a real spectacle
but the novelty wore off after a short while, and then I tried to settle into the story/script etc, but it didn't 'gel' for me. but hey ho, can't please all people.

But... The dancing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Well, my friend was underwhelmed, but I really enjoyed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# that's what she said !
ha!
(SquidHead, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# It's meh
If you put your fingers in your ears it would be one of the most beautiful films evah. But Alice is excruciatingly poor and the script is... average at best, and there's breakdancing >.<
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Fuck off...
breakdancing, really? What kind of fuckery...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Breakdancing? o_0
Please tell me that's not so....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# The subjects of Wonderland refer to it as "Fotterwacking"
I refer to it as "Oh fuck, he's doing it again! Somebody stop him!"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# :(
I booked tickets yesterday. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# you'll probably love it though, so don;t go in with pre-conceived ideas from us old grumpies
as Toasty said up there, it's a very 'Marmite' film, probably one of the biggest Marmite movies of the last few years (along with Avatar, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :)
Oh, I dunno... I'm one of the old grumpies!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I refer to it as 'time to go get popcorn again or go for a piss-wacking'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Oh dear. I don't like dancing in films.
YOU HEAR ME, HOLLYWOOD!? NO. DANCING.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# except Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo of course
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Well of course.
And Bollywood can do it if they like, I understand that's essential.

But I should say : Spiderman 3!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# that would mean
Dirty Dancing is now just plain Dirty, and Costner's 2nd best film is ...With Wolves
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I would watch a film called "With Wolves" in a heart beat
I imagine everyone would just end all their lines "...with wolves".
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# "What's that coming over the hill?!!?"
"Wolves!"

"Oh no, lets hide in this shop!"

"We can't" "Why not!!" "...Wolves"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# " I need to go peel the spuds for dinner
with Wolves"
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# after bull durham?
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Robin Hood
Prince of Thieves, obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# gah!
piss!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# It would have been great if they'd done that with Dirty Dancing
it'd have just been called Dirty

and everyone would have sat about in chairs

edit: and there would have been mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Sounds like
'H-Block - The Protest Years'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
I bet you can get that on Betamax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Dirty, dirty chairs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# But you can't see it yet
The British poster clearly states at the bottom, the date '3/5/10' which is, in Britain, the 3rd of May, which is a Monday this year.

Clearly, either:
you are off to see some sort of pirate copy; or,
the Americans are trying to infect the rest of the planet with their illogical date system - the one that only they use.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Wunderbar!

me and ms. mediocre are going to see this tonight, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I am so looking forward to seeing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# One for the Imax
for the full 'experience'

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I went to see this last night in 3D
I fell asleep!
It always sends me to sleep, 'Blade Runner' has the same effect on me...
Mrs. Darklord wasn't impressed by my snoring!
zzzzZZzzzZzzZzzZzzzz

Great pic, btw...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Blade Runner.... zzzzzzzzzzz
very pretty but very very dull
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# especially if you watch the wrong version
the final Directors one was cack compared to the noir detective voice over version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I actually prefer the original version
with the voiceover

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# thats what I said
the directors one doesn't have it, and seems very sleepy
Although something tells me the original didn't have the voiceover, that was the second version to hit cinemas, along with the added happy ending from the Shining footage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Heh
for a moment there I thought you were saying they tacked outtakes from The Shining onto Blade Runner in order to create a happy ending.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# sarcasm is very hard to read and write on the internet
I assume you didn know that that was what the car driving off footage was
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Goodness
that's absurd.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# That's exactly what they did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# eh?
I want to see this now

I've only seen Blade Runner once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# As if they would do that!
What - they did ?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# The voiceover was there originally
though Scott didn't want it there.

It wasn't until 92 we got an official release of the V/O free version
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# The Workprint or original Directors Cut came first (released 82 and 91)
that played badly to the test audiences so they added the voiceover and happy ending
then we got the third version which was more violemt than the US release and then there were another 3 versions after that!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# It's history is even more convoluted than I thought
and there was me thinking Scott and WB just wanted to milk it for all it's worth every ten years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I've tried to watch all versions
I think I may have tried to see all the versions, about 20 times each!
But unable to stay awake through any.
I even have the sound track on vinyl and CD, so I'm honestly an interested fan of the film.
But it just knocks me out when it's played!
I can't help it, it's like Heroin for film buffs! : )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I've only managed the whole thing twice
But I've attempted it about once a year since the first time it was tv

I LOVE the new documentary on the DVD though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Ace film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# i like to watch it on mute
and make up my own story.

Whatever i make up, it has less gigantic plot holes than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
You LOON! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# heh
is that a nightmare-before-christmas tree, or just a similar motif?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I think it's a Tim Burton tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# he often uses stuff across movies
Jack Skellington is in Beetlejuice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# looks like a sleepy hollow tree to me
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# needs more walken
also: cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha! ace :D
this looks like its a real love it or hate it movie - I hear from some it's utterly amazing with perfect performances, style and story. Other's have said it stinks to high heaven....

Still, I'm (hopefully) off to see avatar tonight (finally!), so I get to see if it's either as brill as some people say, or as crap as others have said...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Avatar is ok (controversial)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I finally plucked up courage to see it this week
Someone on here recently said it was a very good kids film and so that was the attitude that Mr Space Bunny and I took along with us.

After all despite our advanced ages we still go to the flicks to see kids films if we like the sound of them so we thought this was a sensible attitude to take.

And we had a thoroughly enjoyable time because of it. Had we gone with the intention of seeing a good adult-oriented SciFi/fantasy romp we would probably have walked out at the predictability of it all. But as that is a standard necessity of a film aimed at children we were expecting it and all was well.

Wish I had plumped for the normal version though. I only have good sight in one eye and much of the movie was blurred though some of the ferns really stood out in 3D. Most of the adverts I actually saw depth all the way through but not the film.


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# The story is fairly rubbish, but the other stuff makes up for that.
I meant in Alice, but come to think of it, I'd say the same about Avatar.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Avatar's story is predictable and a bit shit
But I still said "wow" when it finished.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I did thwe same thing
when I saw Independence day

*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Welcome to Earth!
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# very much this
visually, its awesome.


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *prods*
did you get my mail?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I did, AYE
ta

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I sort of want to see it
but I'd rather Burton did his own stuff

Chuffed that it beat Avatar's 3-D opening weekend score though

EDIT: Also... phwooor!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# its not hard, there are twice as many cinemas with 3d now :D
expect that record to update for every film release for the next 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# :D
I can't wait to see them!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I kind of want to see this
but i just can't hack pikeys and chav kids with their fucking huge boxes of popcorn, even though they don't eat any of it but just buy it COZ DA TV SED 2!

3 months tiem+Blu-ray+home cinema -pikey kids = win
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# This isn't directed at you, but
people who complain about the cinema really get on my goat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# You obviously go to a nice cinema in a nice area
I didn't go to the cinema ONCE last year, for the first time in nearly 30 years.

I LOVE the cinema, but I hate it that everytime I've gone in the last few years it's always ruined by selfish cunts who think it's their right to act like twats
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# People like Adam Sandler and Will Smith
/always acting like twats
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I've only had people being complete twats a few times.
And I generally go to the cinema about once a week.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# well then you are extremely lucky
or you only watch films with subtitles

(which doesn't work either... Crouching Tiger, two minutes in, I hear "Oh, for fucks sake it's got fucking subtitles!".
Ten minutes in "Oh, this chink talk is doing my fucking nut in", and so on)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I went to see the Twin Peaks prequel at the cinema
and I was the only one there - watching it on your own is massively freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# It might be that I'm the twat, so I don't notice it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# move to sheffield!
we have the showroom, the countries biggest independent cinema, completely twat free.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)
# pfft
none taken.

But the nearest cinemas to me are REALLY pikey. Great facilitates, really nice cinemas, clean etc but oh GOD THE CHAVS!

I realise i'm being really snobby but well, i'm being snobby
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# This is the problem with the general public.
They keep using MY facilities.

MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.

When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.

"'Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?"

!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Then *you* need...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# *buys twelfty elevens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I've had a phone go off behind me many years ago at the cinema
the one ended phone conversation I heard was along the lines of 'yeah, we're watching it now, bit boring. When is he a ghost?'

the film?
The Sixth Sense.

cheers, you c*nts

In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Dear Christ.
See - when I'm the Grand High Poohbah, Benign Dictator Of Earh And All That Is Glorious, I'll adjust the statute laws to make murder legal in such a circumstance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# *votes Vagabond 2010*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# My phone went off in the cinema the other week, but it was only a text,
and my text alert tone is Chewbacca. So it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha, nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# When Sam and Frodo looked like they were going to kiss
I shouted out 'GAY!'

Everyone laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I trust you do this in every film?
There's nothing like a well-timed comment shouted out to make the whole cinema experience unforgettable.

20 GOTO 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Not every film, only when necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# There's no point in doing things in half-measures.
Either do it at every film, or don't do it at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I had a conversation with my mate on the phone,
who was sitting four chairs away from me the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I bet you won't admit to being a paedophile, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I'll see your bet and raise you an orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I attempted to go see this,
but it was sold out so we went for asian food instead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)