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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# epic!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# yes
this is how it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
the compo certainly has picked up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# muchos por favor
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# You have acquired some very smart pance there!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# why thank you
It seems I'm sharing them with a few people 'round here.
edit: trying to make a 'smell' anim to put above them, having trouble with invisible background
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Can't help you there, I'm afraid
I'm afraidPrequal (MIA) made my bzz hat for me. I think there is an archive of hats somewhere but someone else will have to supply the link!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# A hat for pants?
That might look silly.
I will struggle valiantly on.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Stink lines
A staple of children's comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# True,
but I have synaesthesia.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Interesting
What form?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# I see smells.
If they're unpleasant, then I see wavey lines.
If they're nice, I see flowers and sparkles.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# this has more win than a winny thing
and now i'm taking my gastroenteritis-riddled tum for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# fantastic
stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# LOLS.
In other news:

Someone I know put as their facebook status "I can't be arsed to go to work today." but DID actually go to work (arrived on time etc)

While at work they were then given a disciplinary notice about the facebook status.

Changing facebook status to "And now I've been given a disciplinary for my previous status" (while not on work time) has lead to them being suspended without pay, and other staff have been instructed not to talk to them...

what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Christ.
What awful twats they must work for.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# New Look I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# How the hell can this be legal?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I suspect it isn't.
The other staff being told not to speak to them could easily be described as bullying behaviour too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Well I doubt there's a paper trail
and I'm sure if she kicks up a fuss they can claim she was "acting unsuitably around customers" or something equally nebulous to try and justify it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Obvously a cock of a manager.
But using facebook, twitter or things that can be traced back to you to complain about work or people you know is never a good idea.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# It hardly sounds like complaining, though.
Sounds like one of those bosses that can't accept that everyone on their payroll is doing a job because they need the money, not out of love for the company. And running a company like that, is there any reason people complain about having to get up for work?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ^this
bosses often think they own you and/or your soul, and at all times you must be unflinchingly loyal and non-critical of whoever it is you work for

I have a big axe to grind about this kind of thing (10 years ago but still rankles)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# It doesn't sound like something to get suspended for
but some people are utter cunts.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
Using faceboook or twitter is a bad idea in general.
Fatuous twaddle.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# basically,
yeah.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
# My mum says using Facebook is fine
are you calling my mum a liar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Not 'a liar' exactly.
More 'tragically mistaken'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# fair enough
I'll let her know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# She says OK
and do you want some cake? It's lemon drizzle, but it's yesterday's.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Thanks, but I'm not really a 'cakey' person.
But I do like cream horns. Really, not just for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# this is because people (in this case, bosses) are twats
things like that make me mad, because there's generally no comeback, other than the employee either telling them to shove their job up their arse (risky, bad result for employee) or attempting to drag them through a tribunal (there's enough b3tans who've had this sort of thing who will tell you it ain't easy)

people are twats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Ah, pre-internet memories
recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/dormir.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# sounds like a great case for suing the employer
tell them to take it to citizens advice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Sadly I think they are more likely to take it to
"I'm 17 and frankly New Look can fuck off"
as it requires less effort.

I will encourage the seeking of expert opinion though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Or at the least,
defriending the boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# who are they
I'll kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# they are
EVERYONE AROUND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# We have a winner.
(Spui, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# LOL :DD
(herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# This so much win *glee*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
#
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# i remeber that roundabout
its forever epic in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I did a real LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# I did too
and continue to do so every time he comes round.

It's too much for Clarkson
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# oh my god!
I love this more than life itself right now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 2 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Svenno!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# fucking hell
love it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# fanfuckingtabulous
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha!
You can't beat a bit of Beattie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# b3tans...
they mostly come out at night... mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# You are consistently brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)