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# Don't let it be said I'm useless in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Ahahaha, this is a bit special.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Bloody hell, insta-frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# 5 mins?!?
The admins must be on the Red Bull tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# 5? Under 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Blimey!
Not even monkeon gets up there that quickly.

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That just cracked at least 4 of my ribs.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Fucking hell..
That was quick.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# haha :D
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# congratuations!
this is what you can get if you're willing to sacrifice a jumper to the b3ta gods.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I'll just tear off the other sleeve and wear it as a tanktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# That
is all kinds of awesome....

Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Pffft
Classic b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I would SPANG you but there is something in my pan!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# WineLOL...
FP NOW!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# you're a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# First time anyone's said that to me.....
Looks...................Crikey.... Mod lurking, puts on clean undies and SMILES
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Thats top notch!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# haha!
*Shoots you with a helicopter*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Thanks mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Oh nicely!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# ^ I did one of thise years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahahamentalist
(:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha
You nutcase
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# very very well done!
congrats on the frontpage.
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# very much 'classic' b3ta - a WELL deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Thanks Archie.
The Coast Of Yemen used the word 'classic' too. What's it mean in this context?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I'd say it was the sort of thing that used to be abundant on here
thought - joke - technique
a winning threesome with a hint of potion 'X'
/personal opinion only mind you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Why, thankyou.
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Where potion 'X' = hummus
Classic B3ta was all about taking something to an absurd level and finding the humour there. Well not all about that, but it was a lot more common.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Yay!
:-)
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Excellent :D
Smashing tiles, by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Ha ha
If it said 'jump off a cliff' would you, young man? :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# If I could cleverly pun on cliff
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Has anyone ever told you
You look a bit like Andy Samberg? From Hot Rod?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Nope.
Hawt.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# hahah,
bloody brilliant!
made my day, that has :)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Arf!
Slow innit
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Silly Curis.
Click
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Quality
I'll chuckle every time I see those words
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)
# fantastic!
a very silly joke quite wonderfully realised - marvelous stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha you fecking loon
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking immense.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Haha, that scans better than mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! guplik, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
yours does have a nice evil bent to it though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Awesomeness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# LOL
oh you loon!
(eyes, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Superb!
Made me guffaw.
(Bewareofthephil, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*giggling like a loon*

Don't forget when you remove it from the microwave you have to stand for 1 minute before you eat...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Stand in boiling water....
Great idea superbly realised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Fan? I don't get it.
pffft great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
It's the final expression that makes it perfect. You've diligently followed the instructions even though you thought something was iffy and now you're struggling to see how this is helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I'll agree with Fnord
It's the final frame that makes it - abolutely classic stuff!!

when did you get the haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Six months back.
Judges 16:19 to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# hahahhaha
frickin awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# The death of a sweater
is a small price to pay. Maybe you can rip the other one off and turn it into a tank top :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Instant Win!
You, sir, may have a *click*
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# You're only joking, but...
My GF spent a couple of happy years in nurses accomodation in Sheffield. One of the outstanding moments was observing a new girl (first time away from home etc) cooking bacon under the grill. Every few minutes she pulled the grill out and nipped at the bacon with a pair of scissors. Why?

*cooking instruction*

"Cook under grill, Snip at intervals..."

100% true...
(I helped save b3ta! A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)