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# meet Terry
Terry, 46, is too busy doing businessman things to be married, so his face is a mask to hide his profound sadness

I've a horrible feeling there may be a series in this...horrible because (a) I'd have to do it; (b) it would probably be an emotional rollercoaster HO HUM
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)
# that's quite
sad really...it makes me feel so upset

woo

edit: I've just noticed the headline of the paper! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Hi Terry
keep smiling old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Woo
Yay! Need I say more..
I just did...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# hurrah for terry.
he is truly a skilled man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I've seen him
in glasgow and many other stations.
The saddest part is it appears to be true
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# I feel Terry's pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# You have no idea how much I love that
Woo, yay and *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# that's a tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# Molly was in such a tizzy to get her christmas party photo taken
that she hadn't noticed that she had been shot with a bazooka.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:53, archived)
# you fixed it
and it made me snigger
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)
# the OFFICE bazooka.
waste of ammunition.

sackale offence.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)
# I laughed outloud at that one!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# How to piss off a sailor from a distance.
Just go like this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)
#
Semaphore ninja sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Without understanding
I'm taking a guess at "You are a twat"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)
# i'd go for that
but i think there are too many t's
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)
# there's only
2 t's
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:56, archived)
# sorry, i didn't mean t's
i meant that picture of a man squatting with a polo in front of him
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# which one is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# oh wait
it means end of word. god im stupid
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# I knew
I should have perservered with my semaphore badge when I was in the brownies
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)
# well
what does it mean?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# My first image


COCKHAT!
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Red X
Is such a populair thing...
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Fixing
it
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
it's better.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Thanx
Bunches
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)
# And how disappointing too!
A is never a good start.
(Spockinasock, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)
# i see
ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)
# aaah i see.
that man, he is a so great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:56, archived)
# Do you spuppose it's worth emailing this bloke for a reaction?
I'm curious to see what he'd make of our view on his 'work'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)
# well since
if you try to go to the site using the link on the front page you get re-directed to hitler.org (unless you're using jelly) i don't think he'd be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# innnnnnnterrrrrrrrrrrrrviiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# haha
Woo to dildo hats!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)
# a bestseller among witches, this
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)
# how handy
thankee ver much
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)
# She was a right bitch, who hung with the wrong crowd; but I loved her.

Until she started to sing.
(Spockinasock, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Hey!
I reconise that body! Gotta love Hedwig and the Angry Inch!He/she's got a great voice!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)
# everyone remembers where they were
when dianas shuttle crashed into them buildings

(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# I was in the Texas
Book depository.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# thankfully
i wasnt there at the time
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# haha
marvellous!


It did well to crash into them one at a time, too...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# the 'second shuttle' theory
came from the grassy knoll
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# doesn't make an awful lot of sense
that
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# I can't
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)
# yup.
i was cleaning out the attick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:50, archived)
# I was
shooting Jack Ruby
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)
# euphemismtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Arf!
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# I was in school
and we all used that as an excuse to go home...I feel bad about that..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Brill
"Like everybody remebers weher they were when Cliff Richard was shot"-I thank thee Red Dwarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# i hated


going to see granny
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# SPONGGG
..she looks nice enough.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# smells of wee!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# you stealer
yay! thats much better
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)
# One word...
Knightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Spellcasting
*B*E*A*R*D*Y*C*U*N*T*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:52, archived)
# she looks
like every granny should.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:48, archived)
# that's how both my grannies look
they've been dead for over 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:49, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)
# take a shit
take a big shittttttt
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Choose shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# hah
nice :)
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)
# The stinker
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)
# i once thought of doing a similarly themed pic
entitled 'the happy baby orangutan'
but i was too lazy
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# I stink therefore I am.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)
# I'm betting it's going to be
a chocolate iceberg
or a flock of starlings
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Poor Blubber

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:38, archived)
# looks like
good quality blubber to me!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Yarrr
she'll make a fine bar of soap one day
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Who
me?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Maybe if you got a job in a soap factory
but I couldn't say for sure. Unless I knew more about your soap making abilities
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)
# Nicely
done ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww bless
give him some ant eggs, it'll soon cheer him up
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)
# or chop his fins off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Aww, it looks so sad.
Hire some dancing frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Frogs you say?
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:46, archived)
# I love frogs
Cheers big ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# aaaawwww
bless.

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# I dunno...
(Plastic Goldfish, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# he's a cheeky one
that t rex.
WOO!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)
# If I had an animated woo
I'd post it here
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:42, archived)
# utterly charming
and woosome
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# What's that Mr Binky?
"Kill them All?"
...yes, I know. You are right Mr Binky. You are always right.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Oh no mr Flibble
we can't possibly do that... who'd clean up the mess?

/red dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Self determination for the South Moldavian people.
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# let me get this straight
you want to take a ride on a flying carpet to see the king of the potato people to plead with him for your lives?

and you call me mad
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)
# W. O. O.
with.
out.
oxygen.
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
Very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# errrrrm...
yes...

woo you...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# his hair is
in better condition than mine...it's most depressing until you realise that he looks like Boy George's friend Marilyn
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.............
how right you are..........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# here we go
Marilyn
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)
# good lord!
You're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Ouch!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:40, archived)
# I thought marilyn
was gorgeous,better looking than some girls!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Mr. Binky
is like Stalin with a tail...he must be stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# arf!
:)

relurk
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha, I love the way
b3ta can't link to the site now and gets redirected to hitler.org
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:43, archived)
# maybe
if you go through jelly, i can still access the site through the b3ta link...i'm not sure it's a good thing though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# is there any place I can find
images of Antman + Decpet from Bo Selecta
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# have you tried the
internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# i hear it's most wonderful
what else can you recommend it for doing?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# pr0n
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# pr0n cocktail
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# yarr
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Come gather
my seafood sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:36, archived)
# word is
...there is a site out there (well hidden) that has pictures of ladies with no clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Failing that
there are plenty on C4 whenever they show bo-selecta
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# why, yes
www.picturesofeverything.com/howconvenient
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# HEY!
That's a fake link!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# gods dammit!
we should call the police right away!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# I'm with you on this one.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# yay
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:41, archived)
# try
www.clickhereifyouareanidiot.tk
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# like it
like it lots
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I'm an idiot and even I didn't fall for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# why is that link purple....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# have you tried
searching for it?
Google might be a good place to start.

I don't know what you are talking about mind you because I couldn't stand Bo Selecta
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# I got it for crimbo from family,
so I really had to watch it, just in case I was asked about it. In a whole series they have about a dozen jokes, half of which involve poo or copious amounts of swearing. As it happens the extras are much funnier than the actual show :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# How about
the bo selecta website?
just a wild guess
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# A dramatic reconstruction
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# She has no body!
She must be lonely

edit: oooh it animated! marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Hmmm.
That looks rather comfortingly like Anthea Turner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Or Maxine
Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# So Huntley tried to burn her too!
The plot thickens...
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Hehe!
Your fire animations rock.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# this is fascinating stuff
send it to The Lancet, see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# poor gal!
no wonder i didn't see her in Fatman Scoop's video.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha!
she looks so annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# so would you
if your hair caught fire and you ended up as one charred leg
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# Uh Oh

Click for bigness
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# oooh i like that
nice attention to the stitching detail
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Hehehe
Oddly I wondered about that thing where you can buy an acre of mars, if someone lands a probe there do you get to charge rent?
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# If you put a hotel on there it's 4x rent.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# sorry
you cant park there mate
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# ....

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# some things simply must be done.
That is one of them.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:36, archived)
# or just done simply
or done by a simpleton
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# unoriginal
^yay^ look up here^
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# ARGH!
SPONG SKELETON!
Fine, YOU come up with a better catchphrase!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# don't you open that
trap door! you're a fool if you dare!
stay away from that trap door!
cos there's something down there
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# wooo!!!!!
Trapdoor is legendarily cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:32, archived)
# The board isn't slow,
it's just that there is nice discussion taking place as well tonight

oh and woo to the spong

my old flatmate was convinced Skeletor was a woman - because of his high cheek bones
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:26, archived)
# YOU come up with something frognesh.
I'm just a moron, remember.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:27, archived)
# i just did
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# BOTH OF YOU
SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# I fear there's going to be
tears before bedtime
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Yar
Probably mine.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# It's either this or...
...write the dreaded column! So many words, so little time. So much red wine too, come to think of it.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# thats IT
you just made my blog tonight mister!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Come come now...
...a spong skeleton is hardly coming up with something now, is it. I didn't die in three world wars just so that young whipper snappers can post spong sleletons in lieu of coming up with something.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:30, archived)
# tis better
than nothing
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# sick

NSFA? if tis, i'll change to linky. or take it down as tis disturbing.

edit/ the board is slow tonight. someone post something before i post another.
tis from here www.b3ta.com/board/2574882
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# As long as I continue to not understand
what it's about, it's fine
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# It's a picture of...
...the aftermath of spontaneous human combustion. An interesting phenomenon to do with the "wick" effect. Contrary to popular belief, in such circumstances humans do not simply burst into flames but act more like the big bag of fat we are over a period of time. The aftermath is the cause of such urban myths.

Oh, and there's something on her ankle.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I saw a programme about that once
isn't it something like an inside-out candle with the clothes acting as the wick?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Didn't they try and recreate it
using a dead pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Yup.
That's the bunny, good to see I'm not cracking up and imagining these crasy TV programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# i remember that
twas reet good
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Whilst on the subject of imagining crazy tv,
did some guy run on a treadmill with Leo Sayer on his back, singing a song. Whilst Phillip Schofield watched,

or did I dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# yes and no
He did run on a tred mill with leo sayer on his back but I think it was an episode of shooting stars, I don't think Pip Scofield was there
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# did anyone ever see a thing with
anneka rice talking to a horse?
they horse may or may not have been talking back
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# I think
I must have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# well it was quite early in the morning
and lsd was involved, so i may have imagined it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# I suspect it was...
...that saturday BBC1 teatime thing Reeves & Mortimer did. "Families at War" or somesuch. Even better than the original Generation Game, and that's saying something.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# umm
I saw that - I'm sure it was in Shooting Stars or such-like. So either it was real or co-joined psychotic mindpiss....
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Leo sayer
fell off and ended up underneath the blue mats put around the treadmill
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Excellent,
thanks - I no longer hold that as the cause of my mental instability
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# So
it wasn't mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# yes
That was on CSI
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# i saw that one
scared me shitless
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# if they ever
want to recreate human decay they use dead pig
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# sounds
like some take aways i know....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I was in a village once
which had an take away next to a funeral parlour.

Also I went to an Indian restuarant in Cotham which sold its curry in three varieties:
chicken, prawn and meat
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Cotham in Bristol
or some other Cotham that I'm not aware of?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Yep, Cotham in Bristol
I was living there until the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Ahh
I'm from Bristol. I take it you managed to escape then.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# I finished Uni
Now I'm trying to find any excuse to get back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# *nod*
I have the misfortune of working for the uni - I think I'm stuck here.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I went to a Beer Festival once...
...the sign said "meat curry".

"What sort of meat?" I asked.

"Tinned".

It was nice.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Most of the curry houses round here do 'meat' dishes.
And thinking about it, they're all not too far from the Co-op Funeral Parlour.

but apparently, it's all mutton
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Exactly.
Well done. See, not everyone under 30's an intellectual midget.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# i think the post below
is the desired effect. moron.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Er...
I'm the moron?

Jeeeezus. Must be Sunday. The proles are out to play.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Both of you.
STOP EEET.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Aw....
....let me play with his spicy brains. Please?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# frognesh
well if you look at the time between me posting that, and you replying, it took you a long time to read it.

or not, you could have been posting other things. no i'll stick with my first option. moron.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight

fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# i like this
insults using made up words...it shows imagination while showing no imagination at the same time
It could be a paradox but I'm probably wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# ?
what insult?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# proles
and frognesh

or maybe i just don't understand what you kids are banging on abut these days
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Proles is a word.
Dunno about frognesh
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# really?
oh yes so it is...god bless George Orwell
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# A frog nesh
is a soft tender frog. But I don't think thats what it means here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Possibly a juxtaposition
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# now whos making up words?
;)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Nyahnyah
My words better than yours!

Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Indeed.
when frognesh is uttered, mr Label reaches for the dictionary and throws it far away.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# A Handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# It's earnestly important, you know.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:34, archived)
# That's not
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# sponGtaneous
Human combustion. Yowzah.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# is that
that old guy who spontaniously combusted?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Yes.
See link further down page.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# lady
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# It's difficult to
guess the sex of a charred leg
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# but the shoe!
look at the shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# and
how thin the ankle is.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# "you have ladies charred legs"
"arrrr yarrr"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# actually on the link
it says these are the remains of Dr John Bentley...it is a man
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# he can wear stockings if he likes
he cut a fine dash at the brighton hippodrome I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# funny
thing is years ago in a edition of `the unexplained` that pic was attributed to a woman...oh and the scary ghost voices LP that came with that scared the shit out of me...but then i was young.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# he must have been wearing shorts.
i read a bit that was talking about a ldy then decided to put up the picture of a spong. i can spong ANYTHING i am not afraid!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# A mate of mine has very womanly legs.
And they're strangely attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# **WARNING - SQUILDO GRAPING IN PROGRESS**
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Well, let's put it like this.
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# I wear shoes like that
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# I was going to say something revolting then
but thought better of it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# nice one
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# smoething about manmilk dribble
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# True
Although I think the shoes and stockings might be a clue
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# You can see
a stocking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# maybe
it was a TV that set light to himself by rubbing his legs together causing friction in his nylon tights....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Good theory.
Well done, Sargeant.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# One
last question...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# she was a bright spark apparently
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# No-one spontaneously combusts.
It was the FOREIGNERS. They come here, stealing our low-paying jobs and exploding our women.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# bastards
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I tell you,
Churchill... he knew how to deal with Johnny Foreigner. He'd chop them up, roll them in tobacco and smoke them in a cheroot.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# and then make brandy out of their earlobes
and drink it!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# i saw about this on a programme once, and aparently peopel can burn for days
its all in the body fat-content you know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Like a candle
and wick...I saw something about that on CSI
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# That's how
Wicksie in Eastenders died. He was literally a human wick... that's how he got his name.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# always
thought he had a speech impediment and the first two letters were actually pr...but he could not say them properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# I
used that pic too but I think i was just too subtle with it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# no
that's woo and yaysome.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Now that is subtle.
A woo, a yay and as I'm feeling reckless, a houpla to you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Spontaneous Quo
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# It's a nice thought,
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# although
a handful of rusty scissors would be a good addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# True.
As long as you then follow it up with lemon juice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# and
salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# OUCH!
scissors in the eye!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

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