KOIT FLASH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
I love space

It's on newgrounds so may spawn a random pop-up.

Only 800kb
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

best of all the insanely large vacuums?

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)

You bet your sexy ass Mr Lump !
;)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)

Wooooooo wooooooo wooooooooooooooo I love space toooooooo
hahaha that is ace.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)

Oh yes!
Oh very yes! I can't help humming the tune already.

btw: Any reason, why the shit from uranus seems to land on the arabic peninsula?
( xandmi TV treated, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)

Must be random

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)

Pure Class
in a Glass, possibly a vacuum jar
( alexr, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)

computer classes fro the realistically minded

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

Ooh!
Boobies!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

And
teh gash.
(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)

Norks Alive!
lovely, like the handy box of tissues milt soakers
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)

*jumps in front of monitor*
linky linky linky please

(NSFW)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)

cover it
with that rather lovely fez you're wearing...
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:13, archived)

that would only cover one nipple
I need a large minge-sized one too. I ain't putting my nice new fez (wot you bought me) onto any lady rude-bits

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:17, archived)

I stuffed it into a lady tunnel before I gave it to you
as a test like
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:22, archived)

oh gawd
write out 100 times

Under no circumstances should a fez and a minge ever meet

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)

hhahah
funny
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)

NSFW
You trying to lose me bumsex points by letting people see I look at norks at work???


ARE YOU??????
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)

I'm not jealous, no siree

(Bodski, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

I found inspiration after a trip to the east coast...


welcome to 'ull
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

where's the helicopter?
where's the shark?
( new_matt, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

I decided to use
..demons instead.
(Seaman Gabber Gief., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

longest single span suspension bridge in the world that

( ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)

*yawn*
...sorry, what?
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)

QOTW
www.b3ta.com/questions/localnutters/

Hopefully no black jokes this time.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

Is this about
squirrels?
(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

if you want it to be
*flutters eyelashes*
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

wheee!
I'm first!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

What!
No bad taste jokes to put me off my dinner?
Oh wait... It's only just started.
( Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:05, archived)

BYOB

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

yay !
giant bee

giant bee, your lovely
i ride u as my flying steed
beeeee
i love to please, my giant bee
by rubbing cheese into his knees
bee
we fly so high, above the trees
at quite a startling rate of speed
giant be bbb bee - giant bee bbbb lovely ..... etc
on colder days, he'll sometimes sneeze
but even so i'll never tease my bee
we fly so high above the trees
at quite a startling rate of speed
after long flights, hes prone to wheeze
but still i love to squeeze, my bee
giant be bbbbbb giant beee ... bbbb ... lovely
giant bee
( connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)

oh that's so lovely
*wipes tear from leg eye*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:14, archived)

well since everyone seems to be up in arms about bandwagons.. the only sensible thing to do is pointlessly combine two

yes... his foot is IN the water, it's not because I was too lazy to find him a new foot
(Vectrex, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)

of course
the next logical thing to do is hide quo in with the penguins
(Vectrex, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)

Darn that just defeated the next 20 posts
haha ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

*closes photoshop*
what are you trying to say? ;¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

I would suggest Quo are
meme and can pop up anywhere without causeing a bandwagon. Try dick beattie or babs
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

phew!
*wipes brow*
*re-opens photoshop*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

oh..
in that case smug bastard must be a meme too. Shit, my biting sarcasm backfired
(Vectrex, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)

haha
i love that smug bastard
(haitch, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

Saw this statue thing
in Sheffield last week... blimey!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

Woo
Thats one hell of a bush
(OldGregg Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

Ahem!
That's no bush . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

shall I do the girlie version then?

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

pfffttt!
'do'

Arf!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

mmmm...
done one nork... won't be a minute...

* fwap * fwap * fwap *
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)

Have you done her PRIVETe parts?

or just her box?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:06, archived)

I was leafing that til last
badum-tish etc!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)

hedging your bets, eh?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)

thought you'd twig it soon...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)

you
shopped the willy, right?
( sinisterduck, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

that would be downright rude...

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

he isn't shy
is he? Lovely I think thats the final proof i needed that shefeild was northern.
He is a big dicked flowerey fucking machine
Yeah every petunias wet dream
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

that's a well hung basket
/coat

I've had that picture for a while, but didn't have any hummus :¬(
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)

I always say,
"When hummus is low, stick a cock on something"
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)

Low sticky cock?
Or something.
(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)

A cock!
I thought you said ya cock.

*phones the police back to explain*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)

yeah...
...and it's 'ON' not 'IN'
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

You were passing through Sheffield or you live there?
I've not been down to the City Centre for a while - very interesting topiary.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)

I lied about visiting there...
they don't let people from Berkshire go there I believe...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)

We burn them at the stake
for not speaking proper South Yorkshire - The world is South Yorkshire the rest of the world just doesn't know it yet.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)

and High Bradfield
is the epicentre !
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

Bradfield! - bloody toffs
;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

They're not toffs ! That's where I come from.
And I'm a sweary whore.
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)

Haha
Perhaps I was thinking of Bradway.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

Bet you can't say
Fucking pissy mingeflap bumsexing flange-wobblers...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)

Ooooh !
There's a very rude sculpture in the centre of Cheltenham with a rabbit and bull. The bull has got the most enormous...well you know and huge pair of .....

I don't know how they got away with it frankly !

Shocking !
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)

a bull with a huge pair of socks?
disgusting

:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

well legwarmers actually
but it may as well have been.
( rabbitz, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

don't believe it...
it's a cock 'n' bull story...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

hehe

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

is that the flower version of the incredible hulk?

( Deadpool, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)

Oh no!
Looks like James Brown's found my stash of beer/crack hybrid booze!
RUN!

gallery
( mushybees, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:43, archived)

Geduppa!

(TrainHitsBoy Ate Something That Turned His Poo To Wee, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)

more woosome terror
on thursday
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)

'ning Vult
(although I have already spoken to you when you were me . . .)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

what in the name
of all things moist are you/I talking about
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)

Whatever!
www.b3ta.com/board/3720620
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

when did we speak
when you were me Linky please
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

He feels good
ner, n, ner, n, ner, n, Neh!

Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

Yay!!!
Do more!!

Is he going to slap down his woman?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

him......
Chuck, Ike, Rick, Sir Geoff, and Nat & Dean.....eventually.
He's the easiest to draw though!
( mushybees, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)

after
he's bought his brand new bag

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

10/10
Captured Brown's leathery "long-dead skin" perfectly...
( Leon Gibbon such terrible things, such terrible terrible, urgh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

he thinks the bottles are a driving wheel
crackhead
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)

Que pasa people que pasa HIT ME!
QuepasapeoplequepasaHITME!
KebababeepokebabaHUH!
wooyay!
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)

NO PASA NADA AMIGO
donde estas queso perro?
(haitch, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

*passes cheese dog*
guárdese de las abejas del kebab.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)

More! dun dun Huh! dun dun
/JB

woo!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Woohoo!
( Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)

He takes just afer his father...!


more here : homepage.ntlworld.com/simon.rudd1/pompey/sitemk2/home.html
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:36, archived)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
fish baby! sea fish baby or freshwater fish baby?
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)

His father
being the creature from the black lagoon?

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)

was his Dad Merman
out of He-Man?

nicely shopped.

Woo!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:38, archived)

reset reset
aaagggggghhhhh !

South Africans
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

aaarrgh!
surely it would dribble upwards?
( mozza http://indmill.com, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

gravity
jsut isnt his friend!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

Aaaargh!

( Leon Gibbon such terrible things, such terrible terrible, urgh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

christ
on a bike!
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)

cribbins
is it "FTL" hour?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)

whats this
horror thursday or something

good god
( ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)

his dad must have
been tom tucker from family guy.

this is obviously the baby photo.
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)

great program!!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)

Jamaica?

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)

Jebus Christ
Good work!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:43, archived)

its got the insmouth look
/1920s horror fiction reference
...
/nerd.
(Hazhar, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)

Cor! have this...

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)

Really nice
That pig looks dead friendly. Yay to the pic!
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:35, archived)

Jeebus!
That be some scary shit.

Take your tablets.

EDIT: woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:35, archived)

I have taken my tablets,
they make me make things like that.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:38, archived)

the blue ones, the blue ones
for the love of all things moist its thursday you should have had the blue ones
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

I only have those small paper ones
with strawberries on them.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)

super strawbs
You old school LSD taker you. I remember saving my dinner money for a couple of tabs a week those where the days Ł4 could get you wrecked for most of saturday. We can't get acid in the provinces anymore since all the young hoodlums are on E and the rich cunts on coke.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:43, archived)

Hahahaha, I used to do the same
but unfortunately up here it's all bloody Es and speed.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

ooo speed
thats been a while
punka punka punka punka punka
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)

blimeh ... you can still buy speed?
when you say "up here" do you mean "up here in the 1980s"?
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

Yes,
the locals make it themselves, I won't touch the stuff though. 'Up here' is the far far north of Scotchlaaaaand!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)

oh okay then
moonshine speed you say donald, do you know I may just pass this time.
Yes good policy
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)

i remember seeing a website once that
had photos of all the different trips tiled in a big picture.
( ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

I meant
the prescribed ones, not the ones you bought off that guy at the corner.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

visual circuits
have now shut down

*reset*

WTF !

AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:36, archived)

"...Don't worry it's only a shower,
for your dress here's a pretty flower,
Die on organic poison gas,
serpent eggs already hatched..."
Dead Kennedys
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)

Yaaaaay!

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)

guardians
of taste and decency
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)

Well they were singing about the fascism
of the Right Wing Moral Majority of America they certainly weren't Nazis themselves.

Best politico-punk band ever Manic Street Preachers a close second, and then early Chumbawanba (not the later shit like TubThumping).
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

I meant that in a good way
anybody who makes pipper gore wet her pants in indignation has my vote

(and the "nouvelle vague" cover of too drunk to fuck is possibly the Best Thing Ever™)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)

Ahah
Yes, they really did stir up the Right-Wingers and gave the youth something to believe in other than the state-sponsored propaganda they were brought up on.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

I saw chumbas a couple of weekends ago
And my mate had alice nutter on his shoulders while she distributed whiskey
Twas still quite good. Roy Bailey who used to organise shefeild politics song festival was their as well
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

that pig
looks far too nice to be a nazi
woo and yay
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3720990
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)

[shudder]
bring back Beattie . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)

Oh he'll be wandering around soon...
I'm constructing special new Beattie gallery featuring animated Beatties, such as this:

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)

Cor.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

what the fuck's so funny ?

(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Acest!

Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)

ha ha excellent
is that a tag on her calf?
( ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)

spotters badge
to you :)
(Sigma5, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)

oooh ta

( ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:35, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha,
hahahahahahahahahaha.

*faints*
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)

Well at least it's safe sex
he won't drown (mores the pity)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)

pffft
that's skilliant!
( mozza http://indmill.com, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)

woo and yay

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:36, archived)

haahahaha
he blind and doesn't have a clue!
hahahahahahaha
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:43, archived)

...


Because we're allowed to now! See, look...
(Pseudonym, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)

What the fuck do they know ;)
haha
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)

fuck all.
the fuckwits :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)

Yes they are all fuckwits
the workers could run thisa place better than management solidarity comrade
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)

Customer Srevices
You know when it goes silent when speaking to a human monkey pleb... they are usually swearing at you!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)

I saw that story and tried it...
Fuckin' cunt of a Mother Superior just gave me the sack.
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:36, archived)

To quote from the original paper
Russell: fuck man I got a short pay last week again eight ninety that’s only for three days
Robert: eight ninety? stick it up your fucking arse you did overtime you cunt

Is Robert Baz?
(TheCircusBeyond, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:07, archived)

Preparing for Emergencies - didn't see that coming

Pearoast I know, but there has been so little spanging recently, and this rather sums up events in the House of Commons yesterday...
More Blunkett
( FB Boleg, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

Very nicely done!

( xandmi TV treated, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)

hahahahaah
that is quality!
(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)

Ace AFOL
spangage. W/Y/H.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)

mar
vell
ous
( youknowyouloveit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)

gawbandon

(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)

shit a snail!!
*smash!!*
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

"*smash!!*"
So, that's the sound passing a snail makes...
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)

That's gonna royally fuck up that..
...Smart car...
(G-Funk, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)

hooraah for cruelty to snails

( ferret charmer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)

haha
that is ace, as is the original piccy.

Well done both of you.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:29, archived)

a photo of the moment the trouble began

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)

Hahaha
Somehow I knew they'd be there.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

aren't they always
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)

The root of all evil

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:29, archived)

without fail

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)

No Ferry the Younger?
Ace SQage. :)
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

no
he was inside parliament
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)

oh you know he dead

(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)

Hooligans!
Confused England fans yesterday i reckon in the wrong place and the wrong time... again!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)

the one in the white t-shirt
looks a bit like Wayne Rooney
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)

ante bellum
:)
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

the quo? anti war?
I think you'll find that they are the root of all evil.

edit: see above
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)

for no particular reason

(Domothy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)

HAHA
brilliant, made me laugh out loud that one.

*avoids enquiring stares from coworkers*
( youknowyouloveit, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)

God bless!
Anne is a spaztard!
(mcparty, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

a po low gees
NSFW isnt it?
(tinobam, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooh,
the punnage.


woo
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)

even though I'm at work
I couldn't resist.

Top punnage :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

hahahahahahha
nice one.
(ALittleMouseWithClogsOn, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)

Thats the most/least
NSFW work thing ever. It hurts my brains with the punnage
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)

Hahaha
my brain had to put in gear but woo.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)

Took me too,
too long. Woo!
( Flapjack - a nasty case of the Afghan Surge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)

Blarg

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

Hatstand!
Woo!

edit: Does it wallpaperize? Sort of.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)

Yes
yes it does
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

Is there nothing you cant do?

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

He's not very good
at sword fighting. Or so I've heard.
( Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)

You have ruined the dream.
I hope you are happy with yourself young man.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:29, archived)

Roger?
Is that you?
(AestheticallyApatheticApe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)

You what now?

( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)

Sorry
thought u were being irrelevant
(AestheticallyApatheticApe, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
the finnegan boobs! the finnegan boobs! the finnegan boobs! the finnegan boobs! the finnegan boobs! the finnegan boobs!
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)

Hehe,
'tis good.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)

It's how they make me feel.
Ace drawing.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)

Love the style
Great stuff
( valley, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)

r+j look to be harassing
the flood from Halo? Who'd have known that was the solution.

Woo and a yay for the bizarrity.
( Leon Gibbon such terrible things, such terrible terrible, urgh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)

It took me ages t get to the Richard and Judy level of Halo
they are undefeatable.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)

Pfft, use the cheats silly.
AABABBABBABABB Up Up Right Left Down Select on the main menu screen.
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)

Arf!
I don't use cheat codes r+j need to be defeated in honest bloodshed, perferrably live on TV.
"Now can I ask you, while you're stabbing me, do Richard and I make a good TV couple?"
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)

Hahaha
that is fantastic.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)

ha ha ha
btw - do you still have the pic of them two holding one of tweakniks green sprites to ransom ? - i cant seem to find it
( connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)

Somewhere
I've got about a billion and three files scattered around my PC, I can't remember what I called it either. I may have a look some time
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)

On this page is "the gving of the bee"
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/16692/
I think it was a bit before that, probably the previous night.
edit: here you go - www.b3ta.com/board/archive/16662/
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)

thanks
been wantig to see that for ages
( connor, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)

Ace and Hatstand too.
Woo!
( Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:29, archived)

In many parallel universes, lemurs are magnetic

( Leon Gibbon such terrible things, such terrible terrible, urgh, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)

Ha!
Brilliantly hatstand. Houpla.
(Small Beer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)

Arf!
w/y/h for complete randomness.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)

bugger...
I was about to do that one!


(W/Y/H!)
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

I find
that lemur to be very attractive.
(Pseudonym, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)