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# what do you mean zer is a bumb?

sorry, my french eet is bad.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahahah.
Bum.
Heheheeh.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# ah ahaha
no no it's perfect.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# :)


sorry
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Good moaning to you! :D
Very strange thing on your hod there.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# haha ah you speak ze french

good moaning!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# heh
a beurm?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# no...a bumb! :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Zoot alors (or something)
'ning :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# 'ning pot :)

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Oui, oui, oui


...all ze way hum
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Awww, that's lully!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# ta jessie

'ning
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)
# kill it kill it kill it
woooooooo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# haha
nice one
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Good Moaning

I was just pissing by

woo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# arf!
'ning
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# we were talking about puppies and rainbows in the office so...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# do you work for the gay times by any chance
or the terence higgins trust
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# no, but
I might apply now that you've mentioned it.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# or chicken shed?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# we must go to the panto this year
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# I think so too
the Chuckle Brothers have to be doing panto somewhere in / around London
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# I saw them in a show on Cromer Pier 3 weeks ago.
Chuckle? I nearly did!



hello - I'm back!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# were they rubbish?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Yes!
No, actually they were really funny, something for the kids and parents... but don't tell anyone please!



hello - I'm back!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Legs Akimbo.

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:39, archived)
# gay puppies
they'll be a fetish site for that somewhere
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I'm just finishing coding it now
It will be live by Monday at the latest :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
very appropriate for your username too

those were great when you were a kid - 10p a game, and shouts of "daddy I can drive" whilst playing Pole Position
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# You played Pole position with your daddy?
Did you sit on his lap and did he make funny noises when you turned corners?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# yes
then he penetrated me
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# How Wude
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# How di you
learn to be so subtle?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# hard to speak with your mouth full
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Knows it
Since when did it become OK to charge a pound for a go on an arcade machine?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# long after I stopped going to them thank god
although I used to let the missus go on those motor bike ones that you sit on, just to see her huge arse!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Since it all went into bowling alleys
I remember Simpsons at 20p being the first thing I ever played, I still do arcades from time to time, I'd like to think my years of twitch gaming have saved me money, I can do a fair few Namco and Sega gun games on 1 credit.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# fishing
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# kill it! kill it hard!
woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# gorgeously shopped and top hummus
I award you *2* chocolate hob nobs
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# you and your chocolate covered penis
a treat all the kids love
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# just keep your daughter away ;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# aww
i've been teaching her to say Unkie Rik aswell
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# that`s nice dear
but 3 nephews is quite enough family for me

.. expensive wee fuckers
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
i recognise that it's star trek
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# haha fantastic
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:28, archived)
# hoho!
Super

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# fucking brilliant

woo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# hehe
great!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# A vegetable representation of the Bee Gee's hit
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Chive talking?
AICMFP

'ning all!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# How do ma'am
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# 'ning pot :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Groan...
Chive Talking :) hahahahaha!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ARRRRGH
that pun has hurt my head. you bad person

no woo for you

(ok maybe a little woo then)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Look at these maps! i am sure this proves something!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:17, archived)
#
teh cdc!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:38, archived)
# no
it's glasscock. quite glassy
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# this may be vaguely amusing to anyone who lives in West Ealing...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
/also appropriate for Harrow
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:17, archived)
# our new one is in the middle of being built
i keep expecting to see broken down looking droids staggering about outside
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# They won't be the ones you're looking for
woo and yay to your post, squire.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# aaaaaargh
I used to work in West Ealing Waitrose, 100% fact. It was the first, and the worst, job I ever had..
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# I do
That is
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloke cleaning windows across from our office
This is the fourth floor mind....the bloody fourth floor!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:14, archived)
# blimey
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Compo it! Compo it hard!
w/y/h :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Consider it compo'd
hard.....

Don't know why I didn't think of doing that in the first place. Fits in perfectly.

*Gives one self a woo and a yay, followed closely by a houpla*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Jump!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# woo to you
Jet Set Willy was ace (ermm that is the game right?)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# It is indeed....
..I looked for some images from the game for extra shopping, but couldn't find any...

edit: in fact, no it was jetpack. Where you had all the asteroids coming at you and you had to spang them hard...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:12, archived)
# ARF!
how very Doctor Who
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# woo! resists another repost ;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# 'Mario and Luigi kept me up all night'
hahahaha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# after a drunken night out, Reckless Rik awoke to a very familiar vision
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

arf :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Himself in the mirror?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Stavros the
landlord ?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)
# does he actually look like that?
'tis unfortunate
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:37, archived)
# oi, I don't have that many chins
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Neither does a chinese
phone book!

'ning all!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
your mother is fucking dynamite in the sack though, so I don`t mind much

.. and she swallows
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Is she a baldy woman?
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog

I know you love those
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
I wonder if my website is live yet

hmm still working its way around the DNS servers.. how very gay

only then will I find out the fucking thing doesn`t work any more

edit: she does look a bit baldy.. maybe she should stick a badger on her bonce
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# But at least baldy women is still up
Nothing else matters really does it?

Edit: I just watched it again, why am I still laughing at this?!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:26, archived)
# oh I forgot you can still link straight to the flash file
you`re laughing at it because .. you`re drunk?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Good guess
But it still wouldn't explain the past week of laughing at it would it?

*looks at all the empty bottles around her*

...actually, scratch that
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# get some sleep then
muppet!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:33, archived)
# EMMA BUNTON!
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:36, archived)
# cut down on sugar then :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# most horrible
poor rik
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:19, archived)
# he has nice baps
really pert... and a dimple on her arse
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] bleh


i loikes seams oi does.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:06, archived)
# IK+!
What a great game that was! I especially loved the move where you pulled down thier pants.

If only I could get that on my PC........
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:13, archived)
# You probably won't read this, but:
Ideally, you should install an emulator, though this classic swf recreation is fun: ant.simianzombie.com/games/ik/ik.php
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)
# haha
brilliant!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)
# that has made me want
hula hoops. damn.
Good idea!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha

good
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Sorry about this, but Cannon Fodder was one of my favourite games...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# I actually finished the original Cannon Fodder
Only took me 3 years or so,
Mission 24
Phase 6 of 6

DONKEYDEATHTASTICELASTIC

Never finished CF2

Groan to your punnage of course
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:02, archived)
# buh?
i dont get i.......oh hang on.

oh dear. pfft
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:07, archived)
# wait..i know this food
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ticket please
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)
# ....can you hear me say wayoooh!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Aaaahahahahahahaa!
Tres bien, c'est la woo et yay!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Up The Ashes!

edit: If anyone wants the full video e-mail me, the sound that goes with it will make you cry...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:57, archived)
# hhhaha school boy error!
woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:58, archived)
# so childish
yet so funny and satisfying
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# :-)
that's superb.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:59, archived)
# GHAHAHAHAR!
This is the funniest thing Ive seen all week!

WOOOO-YAY
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)
# heh
i've no idea who that is but it still makes me chuckle
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Its Brett Lee
The aussies reckon he's a demon bowler, he didn't see that coming though did he? heh!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:03, archived)
# yes
but you got twatted round the side of the head.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Thats Brett Lee
An Aussie bowler who is an absolute Twunt! :P
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
fecking brilliant
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha
funny as a very funny thing
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:08, archived)
# I don't even like cricket
and that was funny.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:11, archived)
# but 500 odd K!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

linky or sommat.. go on.. dare you
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# i'm keeping quite
but seathing to the point of a heart attack
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:22, archived)
# done
my best lads, it was 1.3 meg before :(
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:23, archived)
# make it smaller then or sommat or clicky linky it
moan moan moan :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# hahah
fantastic!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha
That's just brilliant. Is it you in the hat?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I would
never wear such a hat, although I'm thinking of doing a celeb stalker series now...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:27, archived)
# hilarious
°)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha.
Brilliant. I've just watched that about 20 times and it's still making me laugh.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:31, archived)
# muhahaha
take that bitch
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# First they ruin Dukes of Hazzard....
What will happen when the americans remake some classic british series?




(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:57, archived)
# the office an american workplace
yaaaAAAAaaawwn (-.-)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:01, archived)
# pearoast from last night
Illegal animal fights became the next big thing

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Pokemange
I love this muchly.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:52, archived)
# hehe i've been saying this for years
it's badger baiting for the kids
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)
# i was a pokemon once
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)
# pokemum?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:56, archived)
# yes i did.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:07, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:56, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:57, archived)
# incorrect!
no squirtle, psyduck, jigglypuff.....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:19, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm, lunch tiem is fast approaching!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Monty the python
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(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
brilliant.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# yes!
where can I buy such sigma-tastic animals?

I`d unleash it at all the kids and have a happy life.. assuming it doesn`t shit everywhere
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# I bet that snake prefers Burgers
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# just think of its breath
;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Nice Shop BB

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# cor blimey!
das ist very well done
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# hmmm?
Sigma5
Burgerbreath
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)
# damn' newbie
read the fuq and don't post unshopped...etc
WOO
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:53, archived)
# ace!
Feed it a celebrity


(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:04, archived)
# woo
we can even tell your pics by the amazing clarity of the images you use.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:37, archived)
# whee
heh
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Ehehe.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:40, archived)
# you rock
that is all

/loves this animation
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# woo sir!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# hope he tires soon
nice
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 10:51, archived)

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