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[challenge entry] driving will be childs play
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I've always thought driving would be much more cooler (and easier) with a control pad.
woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hand brake turning ain't no fun with a joypad!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# if you get bored you could just hand the pad over to someone else
would give a new meaning to the phrase "backseat driver"!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# it is in The Getaway on the PS2!
then you jump out of the car and shoot some Londoners

/hears alarm bells start ringing at GCHQ
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# i can hear them too as they are only down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Obviously you've never actually driven anything then ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# his mum to dispair
his dad to the brink of suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I'm taking lessons ATM
and i still stand by my statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# so you're not a proper driver then yet?
I passed my test first time with 0 faults :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# That's actually bloody impressive ...
I've been riding a motorbike for 10 years (and member of the IAM) and it still took me 2 goes to pass my car test.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# at first I couldn't understand why the examiner didn't show me the 'score' sheet and where I went wrong
my instructor said I was the 4th person in 30 years he'd taught that passed with 0 faults

was quite funny really because during the test I was talking to the examiner about various computer stuff including his friend who chipped playstations :D (the first generation)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# All the best drivers pass second time
It's a fact.
(Ed Can Do, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Pfffttttttt
drive by wire is rubbish, you get no feedback from the car.

and power steering is for gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# I hate power steering too
you can turn the wheel with your little finger... it`s yick!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# i always tend to oversteer when i drive the wifes car
because of the power steering
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# the worst is in the snow
power steering makes the car go apeshit

/likes his 1998 VW Polo with PROPER steering
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Pffftttt
polo = hairdressers car

you should get yourself a scirocco or an old passat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# The thought of trying to drive my Impreza
without power steering is frankly terrifying.
(Ed Can Do, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:19, archived)
# If you get a good
power steering system, it reduces power at speed.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Which is a very good thing IMO.
Power steering at speed is v. bad. If you sneeze with your hands on the wheel you'll swerve like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:49, archived)
# That's why I always take
my hands off the wheel when snoozing on the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# you'd have loved my old chrysler, then
7 liter engine and fat tires meant that
you had to chin yourself on the steering
wheel when parking.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I remember the
first time I drove a car with power steering, I scared the shit out of myself. Changing lane at about 90mph, the car tried to take a 90° left turn.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I agree
except it's pretty useful for parking.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# you are bi-sexual
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I can't remember.
I'm married.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# no sex either way then.

*feels your pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# I only ever have sex
with a man, i.e. me.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# bumsexual then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# No feedback, less fine grain control
Trust me, you'd have real issues when going down motorways or country lanes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# DRIIIIIIIIVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Nice
Didn't they do that in MIB2?
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 1:58, archived)
# Kill teh fluffeh!!


Kill it hard!!
(declan_m, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Brill!
www.b3ta.com/board/5051391
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Spang -> spong.
It's inevitable.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Wooo
for teh fluff torture

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:22, archived)
# happy holidays
(wallabyofrock, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# it'll all end in tears
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Or Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# teh
quo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Dogs in Cars
Hi all

Thought you might be interested in the fantastical www.dogsincars.co.uk realunch. Many many new photos going up daily.




(foxtrotyankee, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
#

Top lurking!

Edit: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Cheers!
That's excellent news. Been a fan since the start of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# some wierd
fetish sites out there
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# i like it
when you see a dog in a car, and it is sitting in the driver seat! it thinks it can drive hahahahahahahahaha!
(whatsinaname, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I like it when you see a dog in a car
and the driver has forgotten to wind down a window and the dog dies.

hahahahahaha.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# hahhahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# That second
one isn't a dog, it's a mogwai.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Yay - i took this one...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# can't wait to see that animated in a bit with the car going along

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# I've seen that
it was done on here several times.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# So submit it to the site...
...already!
(foxtrotyankee, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# what, already?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:43, archived)
# cor, that was lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Rallytime!!


teh seams!!!
(declan_m, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Son of Hickory Hollers Tramp

For lunch today I m eating some smoked haddock and mashed tatties, washed down
with several cups of tea then three bottles of Black Isle brewery Red Kite ale.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# 'ning
A big juicy steak. And i loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Cor!
I hope it was bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
#
not really - being served in a cantine it wasn't really medium rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I shall be
having a lovely Lamb burger and FAT CHIPS washed down with a couple of Kronenbourgs.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Good lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# mmm beer
nobody here goes for a Friday lunchtime beer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I know! I'd go for a beer at lunch
but no f**ker in the office will go with me, I may go sit in the park with some special Brew.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# mmmmmm
Special Brew...warm Special Brew in the park
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# our department make a habit of it
we are out in the middle of nowhere and usually end up at our desks through lunch all week.
So Friday is PUP DAY!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# cheese rolls and some hulahoops.

haveing beer in the aft'noon? are you off from work?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Grand!
yup! I was working late earlier in the week, so I knocked off at twelve.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# lully
enjoy them, they are nice beers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# They're the great!
I live near the brewery, once a month I visit it and buy a couple of mixed crates.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# you are in scotchland
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I am indeed!
*hands over Fred Peterson*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Huzzar!
*hands fred peterson over to the police to claim reward*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I've just had:
two turkey steaks (slightly overcooked, but with lots of ketchup to make up for it);
and a bowl of assorted tinned fruit.
(JPaddy, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Braw!
apart from the tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I literally have NO IDEA!!!

How's that for crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# That's pure madness! you should be locked up.
have beans on toast with cheese and chilli
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# its looking more like a sandwich jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# I was going to have a sandwich,
but in the fridge we had pickle, but no cheese. What's the point of pickle on it's own?
(JPaddy, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# dunno, possibly sausages and red cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# yes, that sounds good,
have that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# i had an amazing lunch
i bought a mini-baguette and stuffed it full of rocket salad, healthy chicken breast slices and caesar salad dressing, with a packet of thai fusion bites and a banana.

i am teh healthiest today
(whatsinaname, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Cor!
that is healthy, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# apart from the caesar dressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# something VEGETARIAN!


/if I can raise my puny veggie hands to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Eat some meat, go oooooon!
eat some delicious meat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# never!
/Ian Parsley
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# "Some chicken sandwiches,
a Pot Noodle, and some Jaffa Cakes" wallpapers Andy.
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# mm Jaffa Cakes
/had 3 last night
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Sounds fine!
apart from the pot noodle
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# haha!
'ning doctor

I'm having home-made spinach lasagna.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Moring, Doctor!
Ah, homemade lasagne, good stuff! I'm getting some fresh mussels tomorrow, braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# curses!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# I just pick them from the rocks in Gairloch
if you ever visit that place, take a big bag to the beach and pick away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# alright

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Hmmm... what's for lunch
I don't know yet. Will find out soon I suppose, rather than just sitting here starving.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Have clucb sabdwich with corned beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, mustard
and butter
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# You know
that sounds like an excellent idea! I will probably do that.
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Coffee and Coffee for me
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:43, archived)
# A liquid lunch
with heart palpitations
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I had chicken kiev and chips
and later will eat lots of cake bought by my colleagues 'cos it's my birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Grand!
Happy birthday! have a beer:

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Ooh ta!
*gulp*
*belch*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Huzzah!
Happy birthday!
(Andy-, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Cheers!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)
# hehe freshly squeezed kia ora indeed!
i am eating various meats today in sandwich form
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Grrrand!
meat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I'm currently
chewing on a 12"subway Italian BMT and Nice and Spicy Nik Naks washed down with a bottle of Sprite!

Fruitellas for dessert.

Also, I am going to the pub in 20 minutes to watch the cricket for a bit with my best friend Mr Magners!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:57, archived)
# hoho!
Mr Magners is a good friend of mine too, he makes an excellent cider but I don't like it when he insists on putting ice in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Tooo true mon ami!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I am having 4 x Tunnock's caramel wafer bars, washed down with cherry coke and a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:59, archived)
# A fine, fine lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 13:00, archived)
# my cat has a question
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# aww
although it does look like it's been eating shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Fluffy tiem
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
#

EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# .
apparently not then
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# w/y/h
Kill it!!!
(declan_m, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# That's genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Fluffey with screwback
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# He's my brother's new pup
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# aaaw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# aaw say hello to my friends cat..Kwyjibo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# it was delivered then
looks like no hands
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# yea he does :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# what a poser!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Wow
a pole dancing kitten, thats giving me a right tubby.
(Wadey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# :)
you could also tap a button on your remote to make your players run faster!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello

Quick, dirty, and my first attempt. oh, and big.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# haha
woo first pic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# I like the idea tho
I haven't seen that yet.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Good one
Now off to Hull with you
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Woo!
Very good. Nice idea.
(JPaddy, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# ooh
it'd be even better with Jops, Jools, Stoo, etc on them!


/personal opinion
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# hahahaha
it's funny cos it'd be true
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# heheh
I'd love to find out that 'poo' was only ever one person, who just so happened to be a great games player.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] If computer games were real? - There would be easter eggs all over left by its creator.



Yes, i know the date isn't technically correct, but when was god last here?


EDIT: got any better tips on spraypaint in PS? this looks pap.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# That am gud.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# he was at mine lastnight...he brought donuts


nice chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# next time, get him drunk
and shave that fat fuckers' beard off.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# was he actually Head out of Head Over Heels?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# haha the dog headed thing from the game? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
# that`s the one!
retrospec.sgn.net/game-overview.php?link=hoh

download for Mac, Windows, AND Linux! cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# If we find it
what do we get? w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# unearthly powers.
and a packet of harribbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# AD33,
I think!

woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# He's there now
That's what Omnipresent means.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)
# There's always one smartarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)
# And that's
what Omniscient means.



Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# So you're all knowing?
you're an omniBIGHEADEDFUCKER*


*may not actually be a word
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# AM I all knowing?
I don't know.

I meant that 'there's always one smartarse' is approximately what omniscient means.

I'm more sort of bluffniscient*

*at least willing to have a crack at pretending I know
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# I don't know about doing graffiti type stuff
but to make text look more authentic, you could select a colour from the image to use as your text colour (or reduce the contrast level), then liquify/warp it to get the perspective right and maybe blur the text if it needs it.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# photoshop allows you to change the brush type (it's top left)
play with different types and levels of blur maybe - stroke looks too uniform in surrounding colour
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# 'E Waz 'Ere
Ooooh!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sat 27 Aug 2005, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(bobajob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# ho ho
'friendly fire edition' hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Variation
on a theme...

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# HEHEHE
very good that man, next up the chuckle brothers, gah
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Pffffft!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Mamma mia!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# I wiggle my heads around my head in glee.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
#
Oh that is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
# you have many heads
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] She was Livid!
(JinDod, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# :-)
This is moist amoosing.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# heh, she needs a little ball bouncing off her head
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# ?
surely NSFW?
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Jesus!
Fine work Mr. Dod. I don't know whether these are tears of laughter or despair.
(stusut79, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# I dun gerrit
fick^
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Google
Joan of Arc

and

Arkanoid
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon!



*possibly showing my age*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha


been to them all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Me too
*wants a stick of rock with 'Terrormolinos' written all the way through*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I never new you could get there on the M4!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)
# There should be a "Caution: Fog" sign too
especially for the Silent Hill route :)

Woo!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)
# or Caution : Frog

for Frogger
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# hehehe
top notch
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# been to them all except terrormolinos
man, you must be old! :P
what's it like then, this terrormolinos?
(william_shatner, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Terrorble.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# haha
where is this mythical roundabout?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Near Bristol
The place is full of zombies*








*possibly students...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Is it near Frenchay?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# The sign appeared to be.
Or did you mean Bristol? Which is near there too I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# The sign is on
a roundabout on the Avon Ring Road as it goes under Junction 1 of the M32. I rammed somebody on this roundabout, in 1992, and caused vast amounts of damage to both cars.
And you will cause me nightmares and bring back symptoms of PTSD.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Terrormolinos?
Second-best Speccy holiday game after Three Weeks In Paradise.


/also has an excess of age.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# There's a list
of the best Spectrum holiday games?!


Is Jimmy Carr anything to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# If he is then it will be desperately unfunny.
And he'll get paid a fortune for doing it and get paid to do a sequel.

The bast.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# never heard of Three Weeks In Paradise either
will need to dig the speccy emu out...
(william_shatner, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# It's the follow-up to Everyone's A Wally...
...it came with a second tape that had Mike Batt sining 'Everyone's a Wally'.

I used it to tape Underwurlde for my mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# that was class
Pyjamarama was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Where's that?
Near the MOD?

resident of Brizzle
(Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Parkway
So yes.

Edit: Is the Laser Quest still in the centre by the Police station? I spent most of my grant there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Near enough
I was trying to work it out without refering to a map. (The BR sign is a dead giveaway, mind).
(Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...you could get Sheffield Wednesday into the Champions' League
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)
# WOO yes please
we have been languishing in the lower divisions for far too long!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)
# it's so much fun having a spastic brother
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)
# haha
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)
# doesn't work aswell as the bike one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
# you're the sickest fuck on b3ta


well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# He's just misunderstood ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Woo!
And a yay for the correct use of the word spastic :)


You spazmo
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Go Red Ranger Go!
GO Go Power Belmers
(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)
# GO! GO! Power Rangers,
Middle-aged Power Rangers.

damn, they are looking old.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The Real Prince of Persia


Now with added seamy goodness!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# eww
warrior within = bad game.
sands of time = whee!
(Azzek!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# vega will come crawling along there
any minute now, ready to pounce

PS if you feel your life lacks colour, try sneezing on the screen
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)
# *sneezes*
WOW
(qwisp, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# take a picture and share it with us all
otherwise we'll know you were lying

(I'm talking about your sneeze)
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Mrs ZW has had to give up Sands of Time on the PC...
she got stuck 3/4 through and the cheats etc didn't help her!

sigh... She's gonna try WW now!



hello - I'm back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:51, archived)
# i thought Persia was now Iran
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Yeah
it is, but I thought I'd go in for a bit of Daily mail liberty-taking.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)
# ok, i'll let you off.
prince of mesapotamia doesn't have the same ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# In which case
this fellas six months before his time!
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# !!!!
this!

woo!
(Azzek!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# hatstand!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Great stuff!
Yay for heffalumps that can walk up the side of buildings!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# ARF!
That's wonderful!!!

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# that's gotta be fake
but since I can't see the seams...

woo!

/edit when you were making it did you have to put it sideways? (insert joke here)
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# heh, that would be telling :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Batman
has everything in his utility belt. Also, could the funniest moment in any movie ever be the point in batman the movie where Batman punches a rubber shark in the face?

I think so.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# or when he gets the Bat Shark Repellent out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Everything
to do with that bit is utterly hatstand film making of the highest order. Woo!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# splendid

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:48, archived)
# HOLY UPWARDLY PROGRESSING PACHIDERMS BATMAN
und. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# You sir, are worthy of a woo
with a possibility of houpla and even a panowie!
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Haha! Guess the classic computer game!
Any ideas what it is?

(stusut79, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Bats and baby powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Bat Talc?
*knows sod all about computer games, cares even less and loathes this week's compo*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:42, archived)
# aaaw this weeks comp is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# I suppose so..
if you are a boy or a geek. I am neither ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# huzzah for being unashamedly both :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:46, archived)
# No no no!
It's a classic violent fighting game.
(stusut79, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Thing On A Spring?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# I'll tell you!
More talcum bat
(stusut79, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:47, archived)
# is it
underpowdered bat?
(wahey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# yie ar kung fu?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# battle tanks?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:45, archived)
# tommy dick fingers
More Talcum Bat!!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

cripes.
(JinDod, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# vampire nappy rash?
i loved that game
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:44, archived)
# More talcum bat!
Mortal Kombat. Geddit???
(stusut79, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Oh well...
I guess that wasn't as fantastic as I originally thought. That's my self esteem in the gutter again.
(stusut79, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:51, archived)
# ah now i get it
*chuckle*
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:53, archived)
# be calm!
it was all a bit clever for us doss cunts on a friday!

It's a pun of which to be proud.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:53, archived)
# I get it
^^
(I helped save b3ta! Calqhoon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Massive Batrash, eh?
(JPaddy, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 11:54, archived)

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