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# australia torres
bend over
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Hello.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# FP NOW.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# *parp!*
edit: oooh
edit2: make it a gif you bastard! it's way too big.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# 87.94 kB
your poor pc couldnt cope im soooo sorry
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# *cough*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# dam 35kb over
ill go and slit mt wrists now.. so sorry it will never happen again, ive already wipped myself..
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# it's allright
but really, it would probably be about 10K as a GIF
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I'm not Australian torres but I will comply
edit: needs more optimisation - but have half a woo and a grain of houpla
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# 12 days now!

sorry if i offended the other night with my assumptions.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# hey fella
No probs - I just find sweeping comments on "torn anuses" in relation to geyhers quite offensive...

but meh ;)

*gives you a big gay hug with intact sphincter*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# it was an off the cuff comment
just don't like pople getting in a pissed off when it wasn't intended.

anyway, i hope your drought clears up, me i'm married and we've just had a new kiddy so chances for me are slim.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# ahh - new kiddy -
the ultimate contraceptive!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# you can get one from milawi if you want
i hear they are quite cheap.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# yeh, but I can't afford for my name to be dragged through the gutter press
I'll steal one from outside Tescos instead
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# to be honest you could prolly buy one from a 14 year old chavette on the council estate.
or swap it for a westlife CD.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# tesco?
the ones left outside there are rubbish.

try waitrose. you'll get some top class babies there.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# 12 days!!!!!!!!
*tries not to move*


; )
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# haha ;)
I'm off home tomorrow so my bloke will feel the lovin' ;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Good Good.
Have a good trip : )

*removes back from wall* ; )
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# i read that as 'have a good grip'

arf!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# those 12 days getting to you then?
maybe you should do a 40 days 40 nights kinda thing...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# ARE YOU MAAAAAAD???
;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# yes. yes i am.
hehheeheheeeeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAABWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# i can see the tabliod headlines already.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# can you?
what do they say?

do you live outside a printing press?

are there any good page 3's? (ever?)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# whoops
push the button to quick lol
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# lol!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# I do that!
omg! no image!!!1111 rofl
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# are you australian?
can i live with you for a bit?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, Dirty, Yadda Yadda
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# haha
i get it.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# like it.
*clicky*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)
# CATCATCATCATCAT
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Is that a scorpion?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# no,
it is a cat
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# the thing he (she?) is chasing?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# cat toy thingy
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)
# yes!
epileptic fluffeh!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# FUCKING NINJA CAT!
Top fotografee.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# oh,
not my cat. loony flickr levitating cat.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# catspacktiem!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Teh cat is flyinging!
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# CAT! CAT! CAT!
 
Yay for hyperkinetic moggies.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Oh noes! How many times did you have to drop teh fluff?
woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# is that a fucking massive spider that appears top left
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Pun time!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *groan*
but woo
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# That's truly appaling.
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Oooof
You have punned me so hard in my face.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# That's an old one.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# my watch is slow
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# my god
a pun that has been used before?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# It happens over here.
His name is Dave. The Hat.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Ha ha ,I saw that coming!!!
Nice one Mr Duck
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I was expecting
Cy Young*

*see baseball
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# ARF!
*click*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# ba
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# dum
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# tish
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Best get this in quick...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Woo Yay and indeed Houpla!
You are teh winnar.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Snise.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# WINNARR!
woo yay!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# noooooooo

i dont like you..
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# pfft
mine's better anyway :)

I'm sure there will be tons of these.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# nice
but the first of many i suspect.


Esp. as tesco employ rather more than double the number of people the army do.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# nice fact
true?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# has anyone made an asbestos flag yet?
that'd certainly be useful
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Excellent!
 
Great to see an entry with a bit of thought behind it.

: D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Sarcasm?
:P
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Not this time, no.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Very nice!
*clicked*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Thoshe Craschy Dutcsh People

yawn
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Goes with your username.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# indeed

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# aye
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# animated flags
now that sounds cool, spackland*

*the land of the firefox 0.3fps law
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# cool
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Great film,
shit compo.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Great taste,
1.1% fat!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Jism?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Spunk has a much higher fat %
That's why your dad's so fat.


;)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# max taste
min sugar
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# I reckon the compo idea is a bit stale.
A compo week, a no compo week/two no compo weeks followed by another'd probably inspire a bit more creativity.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# What beats me
 
is the hundreds upon hundreds of good ideas that get overlooked..!
 
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# I think a big part of that is that 90% of the people who vote are single posters who find an obvious idea with a compo
and don't realise that everyone else has had the same god damn thought already and that the compo has shit all scope.


Oh, and less celeb/current affairs themed compos please. /rant
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP CHARLIE SHEEN
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP CHARLIE SHEEN IN IRAQLOLMERICA
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# heh :)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello Japan

basic?
yes.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# oooh
fun

Edit: I made this as a b3ta bairn
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Briwyant.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Haha
I like that :D
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Yes! yes!


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# and yes...
my first thought was goatse... but i used my scant willpower to resist.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# ha ha ha!
hello RLD
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# awwww!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Follow-up
To last nights magicly rubbish picture of my costume. Got a nice full one now:
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# wow
that was nearly funny
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Do we really need to know
that you "have a nice full one now"?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# your cock looks like a dracular
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] New flag reveals full extent of women's liberation from the tyranny of the veil
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# RIS?
Can I have a sculpture please?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# hahah
skellington secks
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# aye-up lads, looks like your lucky night
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I don't fancy yours much.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# That one in red
DEMANDS the Virgin logo on her shirt.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# blimey!
*takes cold shower*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# is she wearing
y-fronts?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# i'll have the brunette at the back
up the back.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahaha
evening fella
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# evening matey
i'm off to bed in a bit

mrs thor kept me watching the tv awards, christ they are dull.

also, why are ebay sellers crap, mrs thor has requested payment details from some and they don't respond, then she got great feedback from someonn who she hasn't paid because they didn't send payment details and then negative feedback from someone who took ages to get back to her and mrs thor had found the item from another seller.

i told her to let me handle it as they are being cunts and need a right good sorting out.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS COMPO IS ACE!!11!!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# LOLOL U ROK DEWD
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I predict tomorrow will be a day
of great anguish and repetetiveness
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I have that same notion
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Eugghhh!
You dared to use the real hands! *fears*


(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Only the real thing for our Mugatu!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Just the hands?!













.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# My hand looks like goatse's! look....




But why am I bragging?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# you are my new idol.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# because you have an elestic ring piece?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# New flag of Saoudi Arabia
The one with the sword was TOO violent..
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I like this one.
but don't they have to be real countries?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# it's a good thing it wasn't TOO violent, though.
otherwise there'd have been trouble.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# phffft
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# what kind of phffft?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# the
silly fun kind
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Old countries, you say?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Re f1 icon resize
Image Hosted by Xnoi.it
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Nice
although its meant to be 15pixels wide

Great pixelmash though
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# you need to start trying to make them within the size limits
I am sure some would want an f1 car.
but also - when you do - compo it.
www.b3ta.com/board/6487775
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The new French Flag
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# #3
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# hello
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
genius.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# clever.
don't really think the whole "surrender monkeys" thing is all that funny, though.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# The whole homphobia thing is a bit shit too.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# homophobia?
where?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Follow that spatula!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Twas ninjad
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Same. Just seems racist to me.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# France isn't a race! Its a nation.
How can it be racist to say that french people are surrender monkeys? Xenophobic, nationalist and even worse, dailymailist, but not racist.





Ps. They they eat horses and snails and smell of garlic and wee tee hee
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Frankly after 29 hours awake I care little for semantics.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# well so do I
except for the smelling bit :-)
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# so what
Judaism is a religion but it's still "racist" to make Jewish jokes, apparently.
So, no having a gas at their expense please.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# the maquis certainly weren't cowards
but you won't find many buildings in Paris damaged by the defence against the Wehrmacht either
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# yohohoho!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] My plan, once I have assumed the throne of Scotland...
1) Change the flag



2) Change the national dress from the kilt to the eyepatch
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I am in favour of (2)
bit breezy though
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# indeed
wouldn't cover very much up at all
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# 3. Profit.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# eyepatches don't cover as much... this could be a problem...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# the japs-eye
is enough!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# and thats all the changes you need to make
they're all criminals already
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# excellent ship them all out to Oz!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# phwoar
your idea is teh sex.

i will aid you in this coup, if i can be general of the armies?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Braw!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
#



(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# FP NOW.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# What a shame
it's 31 pixels too wide.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# 207?
280.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Sorry
but I don't speak number.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# 1337
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# that's
numberwang
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# You Cannot Turn Milk Into Cheese!

(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# you can't polish a turd
or can you ?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# YES YES YES O YES.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Nice
Clerks 2 perchance?
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Awesome
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Hello fellow Lincolnshirer!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# She's chomping at the bit

But it looks like she's saying "thatch" over and over again.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# looks like she's getting the first one in the picture.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! just watched clerks 2 yesterday too.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahahahahhahahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
*looks at picture again*

hahaha
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Toga republic
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

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