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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# needs.... more milly and rupe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# .


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# very good sir

" I wanted to fly bloody qantas, much better looking cabin staff on sodding qantas, and the bloody food's better as well, but do you ever bloody listen to me? ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# "I wanted to watch Jeopardy, but here we are in a park, with me stooping to make you look taller, you're no brother of mine."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# My two yuan worth..........


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# needs..more milly and rupe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I bin fiddling

Edit: legs a bit better now, thanks for advices :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# looks like SHE'S still fiddling.
(is it for a game?)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# nah, she's just nervously hiding her wares
and no, it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfft
I was kidding about the game, because it was, you know... low poly.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That's brill.
Constructive criticism (I'm a cunt, I know) - I think the thighs need to be longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i was after constructive criticism, so thanks :D
i was fiddling with her thighs for some time - wider, longer, nothing looked right. i shall continue to fiddle though.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# thats awfully woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Come and give Nanna a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Eh?
ahhh I see:secret special-old-lady-prickly-lip-kiss :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# SPACE BOGEY!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Fuxake, Grunty. I can never resist a bandwagon for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Run henry run!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *hugs*
I know, I know.....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# LOL!
Behind you Henry!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha!!
Henry Bandwagon is: The Man With No Fear.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Here let happy-girl cheer him up...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I'm sure that's ancient
But since it's the first time I've ever seen it, have a woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha I remember her
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha! She's ace.
Is she a Parfitt child or a Rossi child?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Naaah, she even laughs at the Quo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I do love this bandwagon...
but who is he??
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# in all these Henry pictures
I imagine him muttering a little slightly sweary, grumbly running commentary to himself

"bloody bulls in the flipping street again and the price of bloody tomatoes these days you think they'd be less sodding wasteful...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# and smelling of piss?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Where are you buying your tomatoes?
You must stop buying them from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i get them from surly joes allotment...
do you think i should go to the grocers?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I think you should go to the HSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
#
that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha yes
and below

"I promised myself I'd only ask for a private dance with the girls who didn't have minges like prop-forward's ears, but I've been here three hours. I need a nap."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Genuine LOLOLOL
you nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You give me some of the most fabulous mental images.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
That sounds like personal experience Paw!

I added my own monologue for the one below too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
for some reason I read "munter" as "sailor"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Yes poor old men:P



*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# LOL! I LOLed!
See!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this is just a rehash of Milly and Rupe
www.coolbubble.com/gallery.asp?gallery_name=millyandrupe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Now that's who I've been trying to think of
since yesterday afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# and I remember how sick I got of seeing them after a while
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I was thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# glad I'm not the only one who's noticed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hai
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
a great disguise!!
the cat doesn't have a clue!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh heh
Incidentally, may I just slip in this compo pearoast?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I think I scared myself making it though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# * smoooshes *
Good morning, dollface!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *smooshes*
Morning yourself :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :-(
I am by myself - how'd you know? But I get to fly home today!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Farty Towels!
ello Trels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ello Nibs
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ningles mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I like that!
V cute!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Henry!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# he doesn't look happy...
do you think he's into boys?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I think he needs a wee, but can't leave the table... just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# or else he's just doing it right there...
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I think she is
if you look closely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *looks closer*
ouch!
my nose!
damn you scaramanga!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# damn me all to hell!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *damns*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# he's just been charged £20 for a bottle of warm lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# it had better be the best tasting lager in the world!!
*sips*
you got lucky....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# "ugh, do any of them come without caesarian scars?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# eeeewwwwww......
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# niiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# The bloke to the right, ...
Think he fancies Henry?
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# looks like it
or perhaps he amused by the fact that Henry has his cock out under that table...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# As the pilot caught in an ice storm reported to the control tower
Icey flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# That's great!
But you'd better crop off the top ten pixels or the NSFW police will be all over your ass minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# is that just a thong that's caught the light at an unfortunate moment, or is it actual gusset?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Dirty man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Tad too much dripping fanjita perhaps,
but otherwise very nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Wonderful, yet tasteless as well.
Superb skills, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# "only 20 bloody dollars left
I'll never get her to sit on my shitting cock for that, wonder if I should head down the docks for a cheap blowy off a sodding munter..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I wish there were working docks near where I live :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ow! l
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# you're on a roll today good sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Lovely! Needs more moustache tho! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Have to agree
no, must agree even.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
freaking excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Whoo... whoo... Whoops!!
That's great!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# O TRLY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
This is certifiably great...
(Pelle ghola, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# you are not the wise old shitashi
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
; D
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ARF!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# YAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# brill!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Part 6 in a continuing series of sketchy exchanges: Rev. Jesse
Rev. Jesse by Heffrey
This was done in exchange for Rev. Jesse's horrifyingly good transformation of yours truly.

Previous participants:
Pachey
Professor Kenny Martin
Mr. Pineapple
Ivesb
and the lovely Mrs. Trellis
Please gaz me if you'd like one too. I'm not quick, but I get them done!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# oo this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# You are too!
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *bows humbly before the Captain
At you're service m'lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# all the aceness you talented bastard!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Coming from you, that means something!
I'm not sure exactly what, but thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *over-seas hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# My, what long...
Arms you have!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Cor, lovely drawing
In other news: The Rev is HAWT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I was thinking something along similar lines
with added: Adam Buxton?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# He IS rather stunning, isn't he?
I had a knob on the whole time...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# wow, they're all lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# You're too kind
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Good good stuff!
Most impressed sah!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# and thank YOU, sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I say, sir - that's a bit top, that is!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Thank you!
Up til now, I thought I was the only one that ever clicked my own stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This is ace
Also, you are Henry Rollins AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nah, just Rev. Jesse's transformation of me looks like that.
I'd make do with Rollins' money, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ta!
But your Penguins Vs Monkeys remains one of my faves!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# It's Adam Buxton
off of Adam and Joe. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# FRIDAAAAAAAY!

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Lab coat, leer, big contraption.
Big evil doctor's going to sexually abuse you. That kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Along these lines?
A bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ......I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# It has lab coats, a doctor and very mild sexism.
sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I don't want MILD sexism.
I want maniacal grins, accents, restraints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hear hear!
Extreme sexism or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# My apologies for the tameness.
Nuclear-powered nail-studded dildo do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Well I suppose so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# A bit like this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this is satisfactorily Faustian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# science fiction
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Sadly
not like any lab I have worked in! Frankly mnost of them need to introduce this given what we look like... ;-)
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# The catgirl from yesterday,
Crushing supervillan women betwixt her thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Well, I hate to say it,
but 'Henry meets SA'. Go on, give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Who's Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Don't keep up with the board much, eh?
;)

Apologies, that was rude: he's a recent pseudo-meme as in www.b3ta.com/board/8088175
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *looks*
Ah.
Anyone got the source pic?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# here ya go:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/henry.psd
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Where's Wally?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Saparmurat Niyazov blaming Todd Rundgren for filling his favourite slippers with Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# How about a nice landscape?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# LOL
Superb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# The Grand Tetons?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# They ARE grand, aren't they?
Those horny canucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Squirrels with Tetons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# The SA gang fighting in an illegal Kumite ultimate fighting tournament
surrounded by a crowd of cheering chinese men waving big bundles of cash at each other...

I saw "Bloodsport" the other day, a really cheesy Van Damm movie from 1987 and I really enjoyed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# mud wrestling
or
scarlet doing an autopsy on a roswell alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# jogging
lots of jogging
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Henry was getting a sense of foreboding about his future.
Ooops, forgot to thank Freebs for Google image help - Cheers, chap!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# This is my favourite so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Mine too, with knobs on.
PS: How's your eye?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Not as painful as it was, ta.
Only the occasional twinge now. But I am full of occasional twinges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# cut down on the wanking
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# a- you can't honestly mean that
b- this would lead to danger on the streets of my home town.
c- never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you're right on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# You bet your bottom I am, mr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Y'know, I thought of that one, but I didn't do it, but hey, could I have done it better? I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Sir, you are too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# top notch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# That's a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# "Bloody students", thought Henry

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello....


enbiggen to NSFW proportions
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
it is meat she's looking for, after all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# LOL!
Hadn't thought if that!

Tenuous link to the compo I know BTW, but hey, Lionel did have a kick ass moustache on this vid!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I can see it in your eyes.
I can see it in your smile.
You're all I've ever wanted
And your legs are open wide


*sings raucously*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# A loud chuckle fell out of my mouth when I saw that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *licks*
Err, I mean clicks.

Yes.

Ahem.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hey, liddel old man, vo ze fuck are yoo goink?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# und who hass put zis sandvich in herr himmlers kopf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# it vos sicher herr goebbels, the alte kackwurst
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Poor Henry.
I am guessing he seems sad as he must be *this* tall to ride.


:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# zis tall
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Listen carefully, I shall say zis only once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *stealth beret of death*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You must be "this" high to ride the rollercoaster
Sorry Himler, back to Castle Wolfenstein for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh go on, let him on. He's desperate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# He has the skills
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ahahahhahahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# bunch of tramps, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# haha
the two on each end really suit the taches.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I quite like Baby Lee Collins.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haha yes
she does look good as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# plus the honking one looks like she should be in Steely Dan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haha
with tache, Steely Dan.

without tache, Dave Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha!!
still wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahahah brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# What do you call 4 dogs and a blackbird?
I have no idea myself
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Brian, Chris, Toby, Jan and Elrond
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Ker-iiiist
Can't wait till this compos is over - no reflection on the posts, just the sheer number of Hitlers is going to get me sacked, or at least some damn' awkward questions....

However, you're moustachioed Splice Girls have cheered me no end, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# let's do Stalin instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# STALIN FRIDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# A gif for every occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# REJOICE COMRADES!
This would be acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# pfft
And the sheer number of squirrels with tits and purple cocks doesn't usually attract these questions? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Now that's pretty darn marvelous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# BLAMMO!


Sexy face rocket people! Click little thing for a bigger thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# the face reminds me of the bloke from Terrorvision for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Tony from Terrorvision always reminds me of little Mark Owen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Gary Barlow is not related to Kenny Lynch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Poor Barlow
www.geocities.com/divartists/images/heyday1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha whut?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Kenny Lynch!
Would you like Kenny Loggins instead?


cache.viewimages.com/xc/2550978.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED24ACD27EB89454015A5397277B4DC33E

YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# and his evil twin Kenny Logouts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# has he got cut loose?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I met him in a club in glasgow
not so much met him as, sat next to him and didn't have any chat for him. He looked like an ugly skinny girl.

Apparently, that night, someone claiming to be his PA told one of my friends that the girl he was with is his pretend girlfriend and that he hides his gay away like a secret hat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Which, Mark Owen?
He never seemed gay. Although I am generally wrong when it comes to lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Mark Owen.
he is, bar none, the most androgynous human being i have ever met, without having to dress up to look androgynous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I met that twat from Placebo.
He's quite androgynous. Also a shitbiscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yeh, but he has to put make up on to pretend to look like a girl
mark owen is ridiculously slender and girly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# He wears cropped tops.
I remember this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# It reminds me of a photo I once saw of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# really?
what one was that then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# umm. It was in your profile
*checks*

edit: not there now
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# oh
yes, i think i removed it to try and cut down on the amount of trolls writing

GAY lol on my face. It was cluttering up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Height of satirical humour, what
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I am not him
...just so you know and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Nice image
but EXCELLENT hat work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# why thankyou
I was thinking of doing a tiny little tatooine thingy when I have the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha!!
something about this reminds me of rimmer world...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *goose steps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *duck ladders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# oi!!
get off my goose!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# this has given me a fantastic idea for a flash movie
possibly closely resembling this! Click its linky glory! Click it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# A salute to bacon
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# do not go to sleep in bacons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *sniffs*
god bless you bacon...
i had a bacon sammich before bed last night...
it gave me such lovely dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# oo
I dreamt I worked for the AWE in Aldermaston - and there was a big explosion which led to hundreds of animals and fish rocketing into the air

then all the managers were suspicious I'd caused it because I was walking around with a wok full of chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# bloody suspicious managers!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# who gave you my latest screenplay?
grr...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I'm impressed they persuaded those local warlords to finally sit down and resolve the knotty 'crispiness' issue.
It's been holding back progress for generations now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# trampster!!
how art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Utterly wretched, thank you.
Any less bleak on the south coast?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# its as cold and bleak and desolate as my heart....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Francis Bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# France's bacon is actually horse
painted with bacon paint
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh yes.
Oh yes oh yes oh yes. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# bacon is profane
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Not going to stop me eating it.
Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)

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