It's official. My make has just knocked out one of Shane McGowan's few remaining teeth on a M25 layby. I don't know if it's worse that he's done it of that he phoned me to tell me he's done it!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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who? edit : just googled - still have no idea who he is
and why resort to physical violence?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:58,
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That's right . . if you want a resort try a nice warm beach . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:02,
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i've got one of them 5 mins walk away :D
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:05,
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your mate assaulted shane mcgowan!?!
arf
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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No he's the bassist for The Popes.
Their van just crashed and caught fire:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:05,
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(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:04,
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This is getting me excited!
Footie seasons starts soon! The smell of burger vans, the casual abuse of police officers, the plastic pint pots strewn about the streets, the comical football chants. OH GOD HOW IVE MISSED FOOTBALL!
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:10,
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(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:18,
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Do what?
What is a shut-in? Is that the same as a lock-in? Seeing that some of us are being accused of that it only seems fair that we know that and can do something about it! Edit: This is meant for P3L3. I am too tired to reposition it.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:54,
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A shut in is somebody
who stays in their house all the time and is anti-everything that requires social skills. A lock-in is when the landlord keeps the taps flowing past closing time.
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:00,
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Ah
So those who don't like football lack social skills! I've got it ;)
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:02,
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social skills borderline autism
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:09,
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here is an example of what im talking about
borderline autism? explain.
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:17,
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If men weren't somehow shocked that not everyone considers football to be a distraction which has any value or use in society, then I'm sure the reprisals would not be so harsh.
That and it's gay.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:24,
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by that logic
anyone who listens to music must be retarded coz I saw a mong with ipod player today.
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:26,
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I have little to no idea as to you current train of thought.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:31,
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you're talking
NONSE SENSE
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:41,
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what im saying is that
there is some underlying issues with the people who have a strange aversion to football. If you dont like it, dont fucking watch it but dont have a pop at those who do.
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:13,
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Right, so I have some underlying issues
so I have some underlying issuesbecause I don't like football. Who's having a pop at whom?
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:19,
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Not at all
but on numerous occasions when ive mentioned I like football on here ive had the usual comments (see above). I suppose I just went on the defensive as I expect it these days on b3ta.
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:28,
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How I Spend My Sunday
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:17,
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Amen
(Cunny FuntStatistically, 9 out of 10 People Enjoy Gang Rape,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:34,
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....brudda
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:39,
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Word!
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:42,
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....
whah?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:43,
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You sound like
will smith.
(P3L3is not my real name.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:45,
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No, I really don't.
Not even close.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:52,
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(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:27,
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chunderbunny!
Please can you you teach me the trick of being totally rat-arsed at b3ta bashes, and yet not pissing people off / frightening the younger ones?
(PS: 'Arriving too pissed to talk' isn't one of the techniques I was wanting to adopt)
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:31,
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Just drink much booze
for many, many years
I have quit now :o but there's a pesky imp on my shoulder suggesting I go out & buy some vodka
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:45,
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Something tells me you could do without my advice here,
And that I could do without yours...
GO OUT AND BUY SOME MOW THE SODDING LAWN FOR FUCKS SAKE
Suicide?
(No need to answer, really, innit)
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:58,
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I hope I am not posting this too early into the week. It's not a dig -- really!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:51,
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Ummm
omfg it works
(EastAnglianswinecan see your willy,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:56,
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oh hai popular hamster
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:23,
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GO TO YOUR ROOM
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:14,
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You have something against fez?
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:25,
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Personally, I think the fez is the best of all the headwear
they're my friends
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:29,
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THE EYES!
I like your fez very lots :)
(chunderbunnylacking humus since,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:46,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:04,
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If I had to define my holidays with a movie title
I would say "The shining". I made some drawings, though. I'd love some suggestions to improve this. This is the original drawing (I drew the original sketch when I was on the beach, lol) I added some filters and I liked this result, so I tried to clean it up and... Sorry if it's too big.
I laughed, as a sheep stuck on roof is silly... I felt upset because it fell off and broke a leg... Then I felt better again because nearly every* animal that gets itself in these situations and make national news, nearly always ends us as someones adopted pet.
*not 100% accurate,
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:48,
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(sarahwaspfrequently cynical,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:19,
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It's like scribbling over a photograph in the news paper
I approve.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:21,
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My friends invented a game called "Tom Jones" based around this principle.
Basically, all you do is pick a photo from a newspaper, grab a biro and make them look like Tom Jones.
Mainly with a wafro, chest hair, sunglasses, shitty rings and a microphone.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:25,
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so why is it called tom jones?
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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my dreadful secret!
You've guessed it!!! I simply can;t leave newspaper photos alone...they scream out for abuse!!! Sorry!! ss x
(sarahwaspfrequently cynical,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:26,
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Why the sorry?
I said I approved.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:32,
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"you do not posses the 250,000 pounds"
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:13,
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Hahahah :D
In other news: I just found a computer in the loft. It's not been used, it was waiting for collection months ago but no-one came to get it, then we moved house. So it's mine now.