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# Dr. Martin Luther King Jr goes shopping...
(AdrianJ, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:57, archived)
# Dr. Martin Luther King Jr is not an expert at all types of shopping...
(AdrianJ, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:59, archived)
# Brian Cox was born just a month before Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated
Cox was in the band D:Ream.

Make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:04, archived)
# I'll make this...
(AdrianJ, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:21, archived)
# He's got lots of things
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 17:16, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Side A
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 21:05, archived)
# Also side 1 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:06, archived)
# Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 0:00, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 1:10, archived)
# Bloody idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:48, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:51, archived)
# With a name like Boris you'd think he'd be on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:52, archived)
# perfect looks of dumbcuntery on them both
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Shopped only etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 17:42, archived)
# 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 17:52, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 18:15, archived)
# OZZ FEST
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 18:48, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:23, archived)
#
Glad youve covered over my head.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 22:46, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:06, archived)
# ...

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 8:06, archived)
# aces!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Showing my age
(Comic pas, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:24, archived)
# nice anal beads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:39, archived)
# I thought they were sinus balls
no wonder they smell funny
(Comic pas, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:48, archived)
# i need sinus balls
had a sinus headache for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:22, archived)
# Come on get happy!
I thought I would never see anything 'Partridge Family' for the rest of my days.

...you are a saint
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:49, archived)
# Few years ago I made a gif of the bus being bombed,...then b3tards shit the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 4:06, archived)
# mmm, roast partridge
link?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:02, archived)
# iz bork
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:18, archived)
# Come on get horrified!
I thought I would never see anything 'Partridge Family' for the rest of my days.

...you are a demon
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 4:03, archived)
# Few years ago I made a gif of the bus being bombed,...Ha Ha Ha...then b3tards shit the bed... Ha Ha Ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 4:10, archived)
# C'mon get FUCKY
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 13:42, archived)
# get inVESTed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:19, archived)
# the tiles on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 6:52, archived)
# needs more FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:20, archived)
# COCK PISS...
Atomic won't get this lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 8:17, archived)
# cook pass babtridge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:06, archived)
# Ha Ah
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:21, archived)
# o hai drugz addick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:22, archived)
# WOT IZ DRUGZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 15:27, archived)
# Yooz iz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 18:48, archived)
# Furthur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:27, archived)
# Made in China, CHINA

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:23, archived)
# There'll be cheap Chinese knock-offs before long, all with slightly different shades of fake tan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:42, archived)
# He should choose Sarah Palin as his running mate
If you're going to destroy a country, do so with maximum crazy and make it a clean, quick death.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 0:59, archived)
# o plz no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:50, archived)
# He'll have a tough time finding a VP
After all the VP's job is be either so evil, or stupid that no one would want to kill the president.
(gijoel, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 6:42, archived)
# Bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strictly 'rock' I grant you...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Trying to work out the practicalities of that game.
You'd need a sensor on the ceiling as well as the floor in order to detect the pointing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:28, archived)
# Kinect innit
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 19:36, archived)
# The Ez2Dancer arcade machine had hand sensors as well as foot pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 9:29, archived)
# ITYM :O==
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 4:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffffffffft
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:46, archived)
# how can you condone whaling, you monster!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:00, archived)
# *eyes start to well up*
*blubbers*
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:08, archived)
# *calls greenpeace*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:16, archived)
# Sorry to be an utter numbnut...
...but how exactly does one post to the image challenge? I see no friendly obvious button.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:28, archived)
# Quit mansplaining!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:40, archived)
# thankyoumrspatterson
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] put the address of your image in the "message" box...select the dropdown on "this is a normal post" & bingo!


(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Now portray him playing a very very heavy lead guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:10, archived)
# Guffaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:43, archived)
# suck off the magical pixies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:39, archived)
# That's your solution to everything, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:39, archived)
#
solution to
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:43, archived)
# if it works, it works
you're just jealous because they don't like stubble rash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:45, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A NORMAL POST!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:19, archived)
# still no sign of it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Judas! He's gone electronic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:02, archived)
# get with the times, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:22, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 20:18, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:53, archived)
# For today's celebrations The Queen was wearing a shade of outfit called Chromakey Green
(Scary, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:20, archived)
# It's certainly different
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:24, archived)
# So she's not just any old shapeshifting lizard, she's a chameleon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:05, archived)
# just pray she doesn't have to use her venom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:07, archived)
# oh cumma cumma cumma cumma come on now!
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:47, archived)
# Should have done a weather map
(gijoel, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 18:42, archived)
# I just realized she dresses like a pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 4:21, archived)
# Pow!

Done a process vid if anyone's interested in that sort of thing
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:22, archived)
# very nice
how long did that take?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks. Far more hours than I'd intended
about 16 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:56, archived)
# crikey, wish I had that attention span!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:57, archived)
# That's not far off normal for me, which is why I don't post images that often :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:01, archived)
# the quality of that artwork could adorn lots of things
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 20:44, archived)
# 33:02
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Blimey! That's a bit good.
Your video needs the Betty Boo theme tune playing on loop, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 13:56, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Great stuff, I can't remember the name of the game tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Was gonna do a Gods one but not too comfortable drawing naked muscular Greeks
perhaps it could be played for laughs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:07, archived)
# kid chameleon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Fabulous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:16, archived)
# Ta x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:28, archived)
# Best of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 16:26, archived)
# love it
just like classic game box art
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:47, archived)
# The original needed better box art
www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/96250-magic-pockets-dos-front-cover.jpg
- they seem to have given up half way through.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# Haha @ giving up half way through
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:47, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 14:58, archived)
# What have I told you about 10 min job and post?!
Bloody brilliant and so is the video
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:06, archived)
# OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:06, archived)
# nice work
(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:51, archived)
# Excellent stuff, I shall be clicking the appropriate button...
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:54, archived)
# magic!
lots of care there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Ooooooooh nice!
reminds me of an updated 'Alex Kidd in miracle world'
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 17:50, archived)
# Braw draw!
It is also correct to listen to Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 23:11, archived)
# Wicked skills, Bro!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 3:29, archived)
# Aces!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 11:54, archived)
# Supreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 19:27, archived)
# Top drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:45, archived)
# The Queen's Birthday Honours - he wears it well...


Click for bigger (134 kb)
(kasterborous, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 8:12, archived)
# It's like he trades them in every five years.
Like they were a luxury car.
(gijoel, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:05, archived)
# wahrio pedal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] alright
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:25, archived)
# A band where everyone's on keyboards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 17:30, archived)
# Hoorah for the Queen at 90 says everyone!


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(kasterborous, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:48, archived)
# that'll be me later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:50, archived)
#
later 24/7 since I quit work
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 18:01, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Jun 2016, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] think floyd
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:53, archived)
#
I was trying to figure one to do using that cover :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 14:58, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 15:32, archived)
# cheers
did you ever get your eyes fixed? I forgot to keep up with current events...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:00, archived)
# yeah, had cataract surgery
they're fogging up again, but i won't need laser surgery for a few years yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:05, archived)
# did they not fit a valve for unfogging purposes?
bloody nhs... (or bupa if you're posh like)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:13, archived)
# no, it wasn't like that
they removed the lenses and sewed in new ones, but the little sacs that the lenses were in can't be removed and they're what's starting to fog up. it happens about 25% of the time, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:15, archived)
# well that all sounds just lovely.
to be fair, it's pretty impressive what modern medicine can do with stuff like peepers and noggins.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:17, archived)
# indeed
took from my birth till the age of 7 for a doctor to realise i didn't have a lazy eye, though. had something called marcus gunn syndrome, meant lots of surgery and dire warnings that i'd be blind by my early 20's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:41, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# still, it's all good now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't think what else to do with it


answers to the usual address
(Comic pas, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] it was massive back in the day
photo crazyarthur brownfirewall.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 10 Jun 2016, 11:33, archived)

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