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Which celebrity would you most like to see dead? And more importantly, how? Michael Winner, perhaps? Cheesegrated into an early grave? Show us the glorious, appropriate deaths of the rich and famous...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 23:58)
CELEBRITY CHEF MEET THY DEATH !
You're messing with the wrong man Ramsay !
As requested by Happy Toast :)
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rabbitz, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:27, More)
Ok, last one I've got left.
I'll make some more Noel ones.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:18, More)
Click for my site.
Might as well restart the celebrity cunt deaths requests while I'm at it.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:15, More)
Fffffffllllooooooshhhhhhpp.
Definitely much better in me head :¬/
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:07, More)
at last! at last!
How I've been waiting for this competition to come along.....
This requires a little explanation:
I'd tie them all together with some rope then dangle them precariously 1.5 metres over a large vat of very hot carrot and coriander soup. Then I'd spread raspberry jam all over the roof above them (1.5 metres above). I'd secure the other end of the rope to a convicted rapist donkey's tail via a series of pulleys, allowing precisely 4.1 metres distance between the donkey and the vat'o'soup (with only 4 metres of rope for the donkey to use).
I'd place the evil donkey 2 metres from the soup and then free the rope. The donkey would think "ahh, soup" and try to walk over to the soup. This would result in The Rasmus being lifted towards the roof and getting painfully covered in jam. The donkey would be unable to reach said vat'o'soup, but being a donkey would likely continue to try until it was absolutely shattered. By this time, of course, The Rasmus would be absolutely covered in delicious jam.
The donkey would be pretty knackered after an hour or so of trying and failing to get to the carrot soup - meanwhile, I would be releasing jam-loving tsetse flies into the abandoned warehouse in which the action would be taking place. They would quickly find their way to the now sweet and tasty Rasmus, accidentaly sucking their blood whilst lapping up some jam. Besides being mildly uncomfortable, this would infect The Rasmus with West African trypanosomiasis, inducing a sleepy, unwell feeling.
Rapist donkey would now be getting completely shattered, and giving up on his carrot and coriander soup dreams - he'd slowly be getting pulled backwards by The Rasmus (who have a combined weight of 23 kg) and would begin to stop resisting. The Rasmus would see the vat'o'soup rising to meet them, but would be unable to make the effort to save themselves as the tsetse fly induced sleeping sickness set in. Slowly the donkey would scrape backwards and slowly the Rasmus would submerge, head first in the boiling carrot soup, screaming euro-rock curses as they went.
The Rasmus would effectively then boil up in the soup, until it became carrot, coriander and rasmus soup. Their little Finnish skeletons would be much lighter once their flesh had cooked off, and the rapist donkey would ultimatley be able to survive for weeks by pulling the rope through the pulleys (now body free) and feasting on the delicious soup.
Then I'd get that dirty rapist donkey neutered, with a rusty handsaw. evil rapist donkey.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:48, More)
For all the really good telly and talent he bringed us
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:35, More)
He doesn't look too worried...
....but soon his leg will fall off, and then he'll bleed to death
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:24, More)
Rape is never funny
Unless it's disguised as children's entertainment
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:06, More)
Avoid the Reliant...
...avoid it like you would avoid unprotected sex
with an Ethiopian transvestite...
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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 14:47, More)
Celebrity Death (This challenge is now closed)Which celebrity would you most like to see dead? And more importantly, how? Michael Winner, perhaps? Cheesegrated into an early grave? Show us the glorious, appropriate deaths of the rich and famous...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Oct 2006, 23:58)
CELEBRITY CHEF MEET THY DEATH !
You're messing with the wrong man Ramsay !
As requested by Happy Toast :)
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rabbitz, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:27, More)
Ok, last one I've got left.
I'll make some more Noel ones.
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:18, More)
Click for my site.
Might as well restart the celebrity cunt deaths requests while I'm at it.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:15, More)
Fffffffllllooooooshhhhhhpp.
Definitely much better in me head :¬/
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:07, More)
at last! at last!
How I've been waiting for this competition to come along.....
This requires a little explanation:
I'd tie them all together with some rope then dangle them precariously 1.5 metres over a large vat of very hot carrot and coriander soup. Then I'd spread raspberry jam all over the roof above them (1.5 metres above). I'd secure the other end of the rope to a convicted rapist donkey's tail via a series of pulleys, allowing precisely 4.1 metres distance between the donkey and the vat'o'soup (with only 4 metres of rope for the donkey to use).
I'd place the evil donkey 2 metres from the soup and then free the rope. The donkey would think "ahh, soup" and try to walk over to the soup. This would result in The Rasmus being lifted towards the roof and getting painfully covered in jam. The donkey would be unable to reach said vat'o'soup, but being a donkey would likely continue to try until it was absolutely shattered. By this time, of course, The Rasmus would be absolutely covered in delicious jam.
The donkey would be pretty knackered after an hour or so of trying and failing to get to the carrot soup - meanwhile, I would be releasing jam-loving tsetse flies into the abandoned warehouse in which the action would be taking place. They would quickly find their way to the now sweet and tasty Rasmus, accidentaly sucking their blood whilst lapping up some jam. Besides being mildly uncomfortable, this would infect The Rasmus with West African trypanosomiasis, inducing a sleepy, unwell feeling.
Rapist donkey would now be getting completely shattered, and giving up on his carrot and coriander soup dreams - he'd slowly be getting pulled backwards by The Rasmus (who have a combined weight of 23 kg) and would begin to stop resisting. The Rasmus would see the vat'o'soup rising to meet them, but would be unable to make the effort to save themselves as the tsetse fly induced sleeping sickness set in. Slowly the donkey would scrape backwards and slowly the Rasmus would submerge, head first in the boiling carrot soup, screaming euro-rock curses as they went.
The Rasmus would effectively then boil up in the soup, until it became carrot, coriander and rasmus soup. Their little Finnish skeletons would be much lighter once their flesh had cooked off, and the rapist donkey would ultimatley be able to survive for weeks by pulling the rope through the pulleys (now body free) and feasting on the delicious soup.
Then I'd get that dirty rapist donkey neutered, with a rusty handsaw. evil rapist donkey.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:48, More)
For all the really good telly and talent he bringed us
(
Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:35, More)
He doesn't look too worried...
....but soon his leg will fall off, and then he'll bleed to death
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:24, More)
Rape is never funny
Unless it's disguised as children's entertainment
(
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:06, More)
Avoid the Reliant...
...avoid it like you would avoid unprotected sex
with an Ethiopian transvestite...
(
Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 14:47, More)
