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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# Contest Entry


That's right, I suck.
(Blind Kat reads your posts naked, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 1:44, More)
# COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!
What use are kids? George has a good use for all non-Christian nippers.

Featuring Charlton Heston, as the voice of God
(McGeorge, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 1:18, More)
# KIDney Beans
Whaddya mean, groan? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 0:34, More)
# i'll be in hell before u

(cybo, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 23:41, More)
# New uses for children???


me. hell. now. byebye.

ed: guess I could have used this one.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 23:35, More)
# use kids in shock therapy
to make other people feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:55, More)
# packing material.

(kerouac, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:21, More)
# Whaddaya mean looks familiar?
I present the alarm system guaranteed to wake anyone.



(and look farward to re-posting next week.)
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 20:20, More)
# Tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 19:20, More)
# Kids: dress 'em up and shoot 'em up!

(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 19:09, More)
# I had to get this one out of my head
A new use for children...

A handy bottle opener!!

Edit: Here's one for you fact fans... that's my little brother a good few years back. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 16:29, More)
# the chandlers was out of bouys

(Scooby who?, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:37, More)
# Kids learn so fast from the king...
we could put them on stage...

(Laney <3 Paint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:07, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 15:00, More)
# and.................PULL! 


missed again...little feckers. Howdy all.

(Soapy, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 14:29, More)
# Oven ready and self stuffing !

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 14:05, More)
# bait


cheaper than maggots and more fun to make
(Casino_Wilhelm, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 13:35, More)
# kids eh.. anti-anti-war protestors

(pappa laz, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 13:30, More)
# Ever
had an annoying sister? does she keep playing whitney houston records? and she has an annoying kid who just can't stop the airraid siren impersonation? Now you can fix BOTH!

(radja, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:27, More)
# A new use for kids is...
Disguising Osama Bin Laden

I have already done one of these i thought i try it with a baby =p
(Laney <3 Paint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:51, More)
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