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new uses for children

Kids are bloody useless these days. Hanging around outside the supermarket like someone owes them a living. What are they good for? Dream us up some new uses for children that will make us laugh and post your pics on the board.

(Fri 25 Jul 2003, 12:15)
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# its rough being a kiddie mechanic

(slapheeed, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 9:21, More)
# Teach them to drive and have pleasant taxi drivers!

(slapheeed, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 8:47, More)
# George and Amanda couldn't actually have kids of their own

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 4:34, More)
# insert topic name here
Hi, this is my first post on this message board, hope u enjoy ;)

Bowling ball replacements

(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 4:23, More)
# Ballast


Just look what PhotoImpact looks like after making that
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 27 Jul 2003, 3:21, More)
# Shark fishing for lazy people

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jul 2003, 3:17, More)
# er

(tinkers rucksack, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 0:22, More)
# Send 'em down th' pit!

(Angelblood, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 0:14, More)
# Ahem

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 0:11, More)
# Let them enlist



Put them to work for the military!
(Texas Belle, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:48, More)
# replacement snowboard

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 23:29, More)
# repost from fairy tales challenge

(I helped save b3ta! babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 22:14, More)
# they make good ciggy dispenser/lighter thingys

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:48, More)
# Bomb Disposal

(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:46, More)
# A new kind or artificial limb....


But would you need to feed it?
(Fin_Beast, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:45, More)
# after tests proved that that rubber wasn't the best medium to use

an adequate substitute was discovered
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 21:22, More)
# My First Post
Prairie-dog bait for photographers?

(coulls, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 20:50, More)
# Fishing!
Jim uses worms, Hall uses a jig, but Clever Dan uses babies and catches all the feesh.

(platypi, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 18:52, More)
# that looks like
a giant rock
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Jane-is-happy, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 18:26, More)
# Use Kids As UN Weapons Inspectors


And that's as political as I ever intend to get.
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 17:23, More)
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