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"And now over to news from your area..." Why do they bother? It's always some shite about a cat stuck up a tree. Tedium is their medium. Photoshop us some of the sort of stories that local news teams spend their sad, sad lives documenting, and stick them on the messageboard.
(Fri 17 Oct 2003, 10:34)
News just in
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Father
"I just knew " Said Mr Vader
"I just don't belive it " said Mr Skywalker earlier.
Film at 11
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 12:10, More)
NEWS JUST IN

Mouse loses his eye in a fight with a frog
Dangermose said " It Fucking hurt "
Baron Silas Greenback was unavailable to comment, film at 11
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 11:56, More)
Hows about this then eh?

click me!
A little dated maybe, but I gave it the old college try....
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 10:24, More)
In other news...
Local outcry to the alarming increase of red X's...

Officials respond as usual.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 1:35, More)
lil bit of politics...

Q(only go fishing for the spliffing) x van driver called ian - break 6 month fast + no 2hr brixton round trip =
A
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 0:25, More)
bum spots illegal street races in the forests of bruasfasmv

clicky for quality
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 22:05, More)
With apols to anyone living in Sprotborough

Click for large print version.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:29, More)
God bless the Ealing and Acton Gazette for seeing the bigger picture

click to enlargify
this took ages and i'm still not happy with the text. hey ho.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 19:34, More)
On the Spot Weather

A little more local news -- weather conditions in my area this morning.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 19:26, More)

"And now over to news from your area..." Why do they bother? It's always some shite about a cat stuck up a tree. Tedium is their medium. Photoshop us some of the sort of stories that local news teams spend their sad, sad lives documenting, and stick them on the messageboard.
(Fri 17 Oct 2003, 10:34)
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Father
"I just knew " Said Mr Vader
"I just don't belive it " said Mr Skywalker earlier.
Film at 11
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 12:10, More)

Mouse loses his eye in a fight with a frog
Dangermose said " It Fucking hurt "
Baron Silas Greenback was unavailable to comment, film at 11
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 11:56, More)
click me!
A little dated maybe, but I gave it the old college try....
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 10:24, More)
Local outcry to the alarming increase of red X's...

Officials respond as usual.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 1:35, More)

Q(only go fishing for the spliffing) x van driver called ian - break 6 month fast + no 2hr brixton round trip =
A
(, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 0:25, More)

clicky for quality
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 22:05, More)

Click for large print version.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 20:29, More)
click to enlargify
this took ages and i'm still not happy with the text. hey ho.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 19:34, More)

A little more local news -- weather conditions in my area this morning.
(, Sat 18 Oct 2003, 19:26, More)

