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It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser is not a number, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
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# right click, properties, title or alt text, for full joke
a guy buys fish and chips from the chip shop but when he unwraps it there's hairs all over his fish so he takes it back. the chip shop guy apologises and gives him another. he unwraps it and it's the same. He gets a third one and it's the same too. The chip shop guy tells him he'll make a fresh batch of fish. While he's waiting a little girl buys a pie and chips. The guy says to her, exuse me love, have you got a hairy pie? to which the girl replies.

edit: not the name of the pic but the title text! like alt text but different.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:09, More)
# Quick compo entry


Have a geat weekend y'all
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:09, More)
# A more esoteric joke for the cognoscenti


Here is a link to the joke for those seeking enlightenment....

www.ahajokes.com/ethnic19.html
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:04, More)
# Lemonentry!

(I helped save b3ta! squirrel76 reversed the polarity of the neutron flow on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:55, More)
# I will be here all week*




*try the veal!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:45, More)
# If you go down in the woods today....

(I helped save b3ta! squirrel76 reversed the polarity of the neutron flow on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:35, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Don't listen to him. It's the beer talking., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 12:37, More)
# Quick and rather dirty.

(geekboy High heels, diesel, gasoline., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 12:19, More)
# RIS? see filename.
You can't leave that lyin' there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp spies a shiny thi-AAH! AAAAARGH OH FU-, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:27, More)
# .
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(malvino, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 23:28, More)
# Lol

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 "‮" roffle, internets!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:25, More)
# A quick one


Bindun?
(misterbrilliant, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:57, More)
# Couldn't fit the back wheels in...



here
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant has NEVER raped John Leslie, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:41, More)
# How do we know Wales is the best country in Britain?


You have to pay to get in.

Not one for the English. Or Scottish. Or anyone not from Wales. South Wales even.
(thatboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:59, More)
# Look at the windscreen

(I helped save b3ta! Chadder was born again, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:34, More)
#


Click for bigger (49KB)
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn Only the good dye Jung, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:29, More)
# Whats blue and.........Sorry ....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, More)
# Sigh. -- for all those sigh detractors, i feel this is sigh worthy.


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF Wants more money for less work, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:41, More)
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