A: Wipe it off and apologise!

( Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:38, More)

Surely the best entry yet, no?

(Wet Flange, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:03, More)

If you haven't heard this joke i shall tell it in an edit.


a young boy wakes up on his birthday and his dad asks him what he wants to do.
boy: can we go t'fair?
dad: go t'fair? you think i'm made of money?
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what do you want to do now?
boy: can i have shot on t'roundabout?
dad: shot on roundabout? i've already taken you t'fair!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: ok what now?
boy: can I have ride on t'donkey?
dad: ride on t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair and given you shot on t'roundabout!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what now then son?
boy: can you buy me t'donkey?
dad: buy you t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout and ride on t'donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what's next?
boy: can we call t'donkey wank?
dad: call t'donkey wank? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey and bought the donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: now what?
boy: can we tie t'donkey to roof of t'car and take it home?
dad: tie t'donkey to roof of t'car? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey, bought t'donkey and called t'donkey wank!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

as they are driving along the donkey falls off the roof of the car but dad doesn't notice.

boy: DAD! DAD WANK 'S OFF!

(see picture)
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, More)

sod it,I'm going to open a cheese shop in Israel

and ooops
( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:15, More)

here's another utter shite one...


just to annoy Prodders :D
( Jeccy Smash Bros Brawl rawks :D, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:15, More)

more rp's for teh comp

( Jeccy Smash Bros Brawl rawks :D, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:06, More)

Ancient repost for compo. The old ones......




( Vulthoom, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:47, More)

bindun?


edit: i know, badly drawn
(doode89 lol gay, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 2:45, More)

To see his flatmate.......

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 19:05, More)

Sorry for the brilliance...

(Wet Flange, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 17:52, More)

Repost for compo


Click for bigger (132KB)

I'll come up with something new later.
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 18:50, More)

I am surprised someone hasn't done this better than me...

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But..... MEH !
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( paranoiaman, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 18:27, More)

First image post in ages...


A bit rough, but then so is she.
(w0rmwood pearl, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 18:09, More)

How do you know a blonde's been using your pc?




excuse giant tippex i was shopping in a cash and carry
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 14:22, More)

( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 13:55, More)

badum-ching

(songsforeveryone, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 13:03, More)

i

( G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 12:52, More)

Bindun?

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:38, More)

so there's these two owls playing pool...

(Mango Bollocks, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:53, More)

( cowjam says looroll flap goes OVER. Other way is WRONG, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:16, More)