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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
what's black and white and read all over?
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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a housefire
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Box of Rabbits, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 0:17, More)
What bubbles and bangs on your window?
CFB
A baby in a microwave
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A. Porridge!
300dpi big version
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 20:12, More)
did you hear about the guy with 5 cocks?
His pants fit like a glove.
Either that or he looked like a five rubber cocked freak...
had to remove a bit of testicle for that one... nasty business (not my own testis you understand)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 15:09, More)
heard this today and it had me creasin' up
CFB
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:16, More)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
whats the difference betwixt a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
...you can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork
read truck as wagon (:
Enbiggened
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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, More)
I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.
What goes click click click is that it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, More)
how do you...
... stop black kids bouncing on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:15, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
Q. How do we know Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
A. They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
Edit: I'm sorry about this but it is suppose to be about sick humour and this qualifies does it not?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
what's gay and fucks Japanese Women?
jordan's cunt sized
( Strawberry Dragon, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
How do you stop a 100mph baby?
CFB
Cricket bat.
( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:44, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
what's black and white and read all over?
(
thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a housefire
(
Box of Rabbits, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 0:17, More)
What bubbles and bangs on your window?
CFB
A baby in a microwave
(
ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
Q. What do you call 20 lepers in a swimming pool?
A. Porridge!
300dpi big version
(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 20:12, More)
did you hear about the guy with 5 cocks?
His pants fit like a glove.
Either that or he looked like a five rubber cocked freak...
had to remove a bit of testicle for that one... nasty business (not my own testis you understand)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 15:09, More)
heard this today and it had me creasin' up
CFB
(
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:16, More)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
(
sock more tea vicar?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
whats the difference betwixt a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
...you can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork
read truck as wagon (:
Enbiggened
(
Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:38, More)
I might just be going to Hell
tho hopefully not for the seams.
What goes click click click is that it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:24, More)
how do you...
... stop black kids bouncing on your bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 1:15, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
Q. How do we know Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
A. They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
Edit: I'm sorry about this but it is suppose to be about sick humour and this qualifies does it not?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
what's gay and fucks Japanese Women?
jordan's cunt sized
(
Strawberry Dragon, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 21:00, More)
How do you stop a 100mph baby?
CFB
Cricket bat.
(
ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:44, More)
