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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
sick joke
Spent so long on this I've forgot the joke... um... During the car crash, what was the first thing to go through Princess Diana's head? Her arse.
HUGE : w ww.limpfish.com/b3ta/diana--huge.jpg
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limpfish, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:54, More)
A very quick entry* for the Sick Joke Compo.
*So to speak. Here is the MASSIVE one. Hope it's OK.
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CaroWallis, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:40, More)
Another sick joke entry...
Credit to boyx for the gag.
Bigger here [I never worked out how to link properly on b3ta] : img464.imageshack.us/img464/8988/bigrudejokecomp0fc.jpg
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:03, More)
one for teh book comp methinks
Don't worry, the full un looks much better than the preview. For the Catholic/Muslim blowup doll gag btw :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:59, More)
theres one for the book
I'm just a little bit disgusted with myself
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decide to open a pub. The Englishman says, "Lets call it The Queens Head", the Scotsman says, "No, no, no, it should be called The Queens Nose" and the Irishman says, "Well I think we should call it The Queens Legs". So after a while they decide on calling the pub The Queens Legs. On the first night of opening a big cue forms outside. Two policemen walking along stop to ask what's going on, to which one man replies "We're waiting for the Queens Legs to open so we can have a drink"
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:28)
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:42, More)
I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the fridge.
Click for BIG
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:35, More)
Bindun?
According to http://www.sickjokebook.com/blog/2006/03/some-of-my-favourite-jokes.html it's awaiting an image
Edit: Big version here
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thistle, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:05, More)
I know I'm a leeetle late with the compo, but i realised I haven't posted this yet.
What the difference between onions and prostitutes?
I cry when I cut up onions.
clickee for huge
(, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 13:56, More)
Why do newborns have holes in their skulls?
So that you can carry them in fives, like beer bottles.
bigger!
300dpi version available. Please ask.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 17:18, More)
For the sick joke thingy
I don't know how to do thumbnails.
I'm new - anyone fancy grooming me?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
sick joke
Spent so long on this I've forgot the joke... um... During the car crash, what was the first thing to go through Princess Diana's head? Her arse.
HUGE : w ww.limpfish.com/b3ta/diana--huge.jpg
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limpfish, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:54, More)
A very quick entry* for the Sick Joke Compo.
*So to speak. Here is the MASSIVE one. Hope it's OK.
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CaroWallis, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:40, More)
Another sick joke entry...
Credit to boyx for the gag.
Bigger here [I never worked out how to link properly on b3ta] : img464.imageshack.us/img464/8988/bigrudejokecomp0fc.jpg
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:03, More)
one for teh book comp methinks
Don't worry, the full un looks much better than the preview. For the Catholic/Muslim blowup doll gag btw :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:59, More)
theres one for the book
I'm just a little bit disgusted with myself
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decide to open a pub. The Englishman says, "Lets call it The Queens Head", the Scotsman says, "No, no, no, it should be called The Queens Nose" and the Irishman says, "Well I think we should call it The Queens Legs". So after a while they decide on calling the pub The Queens Legs. On the first night of opening a big cue forms outside. Two policemen walking along stop to ask what's going on, to which one man replies "We're waiting for the Queens Legs to open so we can have a drink"
(Letharge, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:28)
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:42, More)
I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the fridge.
Click for BIG
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:35, More)
Bindun?
According to http://www.sickjokebook.com/blog/2006/03/some-of-my-favourite-jokes.html it's awaiting an image
Edit: Big version here
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thistle, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 17:05, More)
I know I'm a leeetle late with the compo, but i realised I haven't posted this yet.
What the difference between onions and prostitutes?
I cry when I cut up onions.
clickee for huge
(, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 13:56, More)
Why do newborns have holes in their skulls?
So that you can carry them in fives, like beer bottles.
bigger!
300dpi version available. Please ask.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 17:18, More)
For the sick joke thingy
I don't know how to do thumbnails.
I'm new - anyone fancy grooming me?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 20:13, More)
