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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
bigger!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings!
300dpi version for if it gets picked for the book
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:49, More)
Got no nice software, but I made this on a myspace toy..just a gesture
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nocturne72, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 3:00, More)
Epileptic "FIT"
= Carley Stenson aka. Steph Dean from Hollyoaks
www.cheshirephotos.co.uk/images/celebrities/celebrities/tn_carley-stenson-hollyoaks-2.jpg
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:22, More)
I made this very late last night...
It confuses me now, but i don't want to waste it.
( Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:05, More)
What animal has four legs and one arm?
img212.imageshack.us/img212/2690/rotters6eo.jpg
First ever post...hopefully this will work, fingers crossed!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:31, More)
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
A big one. Go sparingly it's 500K
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
"Don't know" he replied playing along.
"I'll be six!" she replied.
She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her cunt moves them around pulls them out sniffs then licks them.
"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
"Because I heard you saying it to your dad" was the reply.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:36, More)
Dirty Judge!
clicky for 400k
or
biggy
someone please help me with optimising!
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hypnochimp, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 17:29, More)
it's competition time!
click for massive, but i wouldn't for the time being, it's a fucking meg or something
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new_matt, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 15:13, More)
I GONE MADE AM FUNNEH!
Probably the worst technique you'll encounter on B3TA, but fuck it...
FAO that Iranian cartoon contest
Source:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4688466.stm
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:04, More)
finally picked one.....
there's no buggun, cos i don't have the server space, and can't be arsed making one.
site
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 12:07, More)
For the compo really..
Let's see if it works, my first one..
..Be Gentle!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:11, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
bigger!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because sheep don't have strings!
300dpi version for if it gets picked for the book
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 17:49, More)
Got no nice software, but I made this on a myspace toy..just a gesture
(
nocturne72, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 3:00, More)
Epileptic "FIT"
= Carley Stenson aka. Steph Dean from Hollyoaks
www.cheshirephotos.co.uk/images/celebrities/celebrities/tn_carley-stenson-hollyoaks-2.jpg
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:22, More)
I made this very late last night...
It confuses me now, but i don't want to waste it.
(
Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:05, More)
What animal has four legs and one arm?
img212.imageshack.us/img212/2690/rotters6eo.jpg
First ever post...hopefully this will work, fingers crossed!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:31, More)
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
A big one. Go sparingly it's 500K
Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
"Don't know" he replied playing along.
"I'll be six!" she replied.
She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her cunt moves them around pulls them out sniffs then licks them.
"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
"Because I heard you saying it to your dad" was the reply.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:36, More)
Dirty Judge!
clicky for 400k
or
biggy
someone please help me with optimising!
(
hypnochimp, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 17:29, More)
it's competition time!
click for massive, but i wouldn't for the time being, it's a fucking meg or something
(
new_matt, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 15:13, More)
I GONE MADE AM FUNNEH!
Probably the worst technique you'll encounter on B3TA, but fuck it...
FAO that Iranian cartoon contest
Source:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4688466.stm
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:04, More)
finally picked one.....
there's no buggun, cos i don't have the server space, and can't be arsed making one.
site
(
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 12:07, More)
For the compo really..
Let's see if it works, my first one..
..Be Gentle!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 4:11, More)
