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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
This joke book thing is a nice idea, innit? :)
click for fucking massive jpeg (300k)
'Ning all! :)
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:51, More)
What have kodak products and gary glitter got in common?
they both come in little yellow boxes
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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:57, More)
Bertie had the bad AIDS.
He'd been sleeping with all sorts.
Edit: I've no idea why it's so blurry. I made it in 3d studio max.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:46, More)
Compo
Hooray for copyright-free image libraries!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:22, More)
Compo Entry, then I'm doing proper work for the day
(or at least until lunchtime)
What's red, white, fluffy and sits in a tree?
A Sanitary Owl
click for very, very big
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:20, More)
One for the compo...
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:16, More)
We're wide awake!
I can forsee some copyright problems with this.....
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Dr. trouser, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 8:33, More)
With you too on the MS Paint front
Here is my feeble attempt
For this joke: www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post44821/
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 3:26, More)
Behold my paint skillzorrz!
click for bigger but still shit!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 3:11, More)
Had to get this out of my head
sorry for hugeness.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:31, More)
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Click for all the hugeness
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:27, More)
i don't know if this one counts as sick, but i've done it now
click for the big one
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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:11, More)
As they're reposts, for the compo, you can have two for the price of one.
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:58, More)
Birobugdoodlemash
Inspired by this joke...
CFB
...which I rather liked, even if it's not quite as sick as some of the others.
</delurk>
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
What's Black and Loud?
Stevie wonder answering the iron!
Clicky for effing huge!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 23:11, More)
joke's in the alt text
384 x 512 43kb | 1920 x 2560 1.23mb
also available without the tag or as a .psd if you ask nicely
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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 1 Feb 2006, 22:40, More)
Helloooooooargghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 22:28, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
This joke book thing is a nice idea, innit? :)
click for fucking massive jpeg (300k)
'Ning all! :)
(
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 10:51, More)
What have kodak products and gary glitter got in common?
they both come in little yellow boxes
(
Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:57, More)
Bertie had the bad AIDS.
He'd been sleeping with all sorts.
Edit: I've no idea why it's so blurry. I made it in 3d studio max.
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:46, More)
Compo
Hooray for copyright-free image libraries!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:22, More)
Compo Entry, then I'm doing proper work for the day
(or at least until lunchtime)
What's red, white, fluffy and sits in a tree?
A Sanitary Owl
click for very, very big
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:20, More)
One for the compo...
(
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:16, More)
We're wide awake!
I can forsee some copyright problems with this.....
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Dr. trouser, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 8:33, More)
With you too on the MS Paint front
Here is my feeble attempt
For this joke: www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post44821/
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 3:26, More)
Behold my paint skillzorrz!
click for bigger but still shit!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 3:11, More)
Had to get this out of my head
sorry for hugeness.
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:31, More)
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Click for all the hugeness
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:27, More)
i don't know if this one counts as sick, but i've done it now
click for the big one
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the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 1:11, More)
As they're reposts, for the compo, you can have two for the price of one.
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:58, More)
Birobugdoodlemash
Inspired by this joke...
CFB
...which I rather liked, even if it's not quite as sick as some of the others.
</delurk>
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 0:44, More)
What's Black and Loud?
Stevie wonder answering the iron!
Clicky for effing huge!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 23:11, More)
joke's in the alt text
384 x 512 43kb | 1920 x 2560 1.23mb
also available without the tag or as a .psd if you ask nicely
(
frunt It's been a while..., Wed 1 Feb 2006, 22:40, More)
Helloooooooargghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 22:28, More)
