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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
oh well...
(anything to push that pic off the board)
clickus for biggus for bookus
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:49, More)
Sick Joke Book Entry
Why did the Girl fall off the swing?
'cos she had noes arms!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:45, More)
How do you make a dog drink?
Punchline methodology thanks to urbane legend
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:43, More)
The worlds smallest pub
click for big
or click here for HUUUUUUGEEEEE
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DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:35, More)
Humm...
7 down, 6 letters, Jewish Baker?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:35, More)
I'm going straight to hell
I really am...
EDIT: I know it's sick and wrong, but I did it because it's a sick joke competition. I feel dirty about it to be perfectly honest, but I don't think I should take it down. It may be sick, it may be offensive, but that's the point of it I'm afraid...
Really sorry if it does cause offence, if it makes you feel any better I did actually have a disfiguring disease as a baby that almost cost me my life, not that i'm making excuses for making fun of sick children.
Once again, sorry for any offence caused.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:34, More)
Q: How do you get 500 babies in a phone box?
A: Use a liquidizer!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A:
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:24, More)
haha great expressions
I'll just slip this in here... (if anyone can actually read it)
EDIT: Not really a 'sick' joke either...oh well.
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mugatu, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:21, More)
Comp entry
Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!! alledgedly
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:18, More)
What a lovely challenge this is...
Clickity for biggity
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, More)
More dead babies to put you off lunch.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 dead baby
1 scoop strawberry ice cream
1 scoop chocolate ice cream
wafers (optional)
linky for biggy purposes
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, More)
What's the difference between a truckful of babies and a truckful of marbles?
You can't unload a truckful of marbles with a pitchfork.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:26, More)
What's red and silver and slowly gets smaller?
click for book sized
A baby playing with a cheese grater
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:18, More)
Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. because she didn't have any arms.
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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:58, More)
How do you prevent babies from falling down manholes?
Stick a javelin through their head.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:53, More)
Not really a joke, more a sick picture or two.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:21, More)
How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend?
Click for book sized
Shit in her cunt.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:12, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
oh well...
(anything to push that pic off the board)
clickus for biggus for bookus
(
Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:49, More)
Sick Joke Book Entry
Why did the Girl fall off the swing?
'cos she had noes arms!
(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:45, More)
How do you make a dog drink?
Punchline methodology thanks to urbane legend
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:43, More)
The worlds smallest pub
click for big
or click here for HUUUUUUGEEEEE
(
DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:35, More)
Humm...
7 down, 6 letters, Jewish Baker?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:35, More)
I'm going straight to hell
I really am...
EDIT: I know it's sick and wrong, but I did it because it's a sick joke competition. I feel dirty about it to be perfectly honest, but I don't think I should take it down. It may be sick, it may be offensive, but that's the point of it I'm afraid...
Really sorry if it does cause offence, if it makes you feel any better I did actually have a disfiguring disease as a baby that almost cost me my life, not that i'm making excuses for making fun of sick children.
Once again, sorry for any offence caused.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:34, More)
Q: How do you get 500 babies in a phone box?
A: Use a liquidizer!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A:
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:24, More)
haha great expressions
I'll just slip this in here... (if anyone can actually read it)
EDIT: Not really a 'sick' joke either...oh well.
(
mugatu, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:21, More)
Comp entry
Click for extra length and width that will leave her crying for more!! alledgedly
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:18, More)
What a lovely challenge this is...
Clickity for biggity
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, More)
More dead babies to put you off lunch.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 dead baby
1 scoop strawberry ice cream
1 scoop chocolate ice cream
wafers (optional)
linky for biggy purposes
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, More)
What's the difference between a truckful of babies and a truckful of marbles?
You can't unload a truckful of marbles with a pitchfork.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:26, More)
What's red and silver and slowly gets smaller?
click for book sized
A baby playing with a cheese grater
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:18, More)
Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. because she didn't have any arms.
(
dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:58, More)
How do you prevent babies from falling down manholes?
Stick a javelin through their head.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:53, More)
Not really a joke, more a sick picture or two.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:21, More)
How do you get a gay man to fuck your girlfriend?
Click for book sized
Shit in her cunt.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:12, More)