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if tom cruise was god

Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

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# Not sure if this has to do with
If tom cruise was God but it has tom on it so yea.
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# Actual Magazine cover


I shit you not!
Christ, look at the makeup!
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# I wouldnt eat toast again

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# Without Faith?

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# Hummus low..... is this the kind of thing.. that could happen

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# QOD entry.

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# I've been drinkin'

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# RPS


thats ment to be top gun star tom cruise, not nicolas cage...

EDIT* And "jesus" is ment to be "God".
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# Kiddie Fiddler or Supreme narcissist; You Decide.
If Tom Cruise was God.



P.S. Its a childhood photo of Tom.
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# If Tom Cruise had his own private heaven.
Would this be it.

imgsrc=httpwww.b3tards.comuploadstom_mag_copy.jpg

edit: no cause i fucked up the link

edit:watch this space!!!!

imgsrc=http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom_mag_copy.jpg
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# ooft

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# have a nice weekend, b3tans :)

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# "It's full of stars!"

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# awww....

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# And another...

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# Sorry...

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# Level 8

is the battle for supremacy!
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# Just a quickie as I'm late for my dyslexia clinic.

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# Quick and dirty first one...
Being a self-confessed n00b and having no access to Photoshop atm, i had to resort to the lowly MSpaint, anyway here goeses!

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