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Ignoring his terrible decision-making skills, he also appears to have a creative approach to the language, and seemingly wants a job so badly he can't be arsed to write a CV.

In short he's the ideal candidate. Can't imagine why he's not been snapped up yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The publicity generated 45 offers
which he turned down.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4698364/Man-DEVAST8-face-tattoo-turned-45-job-offers.html?
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the solutuion not just a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is dangerously close to being quite a sensible suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post But a beard would cover his epic tattoo, yo!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a far simpler solution than that.
He should just become Arseface.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post shame he can't grow a beard...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
or wear a surgical mask.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strange, you'd think his having only just finished two years for aggravated robbery would have employers beating down his door

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post all those words but in the other order
with him beating down doors etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I realise it has legal meaning
but I love the idea of it being a different crime just because you were all wound up at the time, presumably by your flatmate not doing the washing up or something.

"FUCK YOU Terrence. I swear, if you leave that FUCKING coffee mug in the sink one more time I'm going to rob a post office or something."
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a family
The tattoo was done by his cell mate who was also his brother AND “The best was when my mum put a comment on it. She just said ‘proud of you son’"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
proper scum bags then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he lose a drinking game at the b3ta London-bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't drinking the game?
I always thought the drinking itself was the drinking game.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend used to play a drinking game called "next"

Grab a beer, drink it as fast as you can, shout "next", and repeat. Works well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post he should be put to death
before he has a chance to reproduce. if he hasn't already
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, his daughter is the care of social services.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you all claim eugenics and forcible sterilization and euthanasia are BAD THINGS.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never claimed that.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't
I think everyone should be sterilized. The whole bloody lot of us.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You first

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm booked in for the snip on the 25th of August!
So there!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don´t expect to do any walking for the week after that.
It´s alright just after the op, but when the anesthetic wears off, be prepared for a whole new meaning of pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a no-scalpel procedure.
I was told that I should expect a couple of days of discomfort, but I've got a rather high pain threshold developed through a decade of avoiding the dentist and putting up with some pretty severe abscesses and cavities in my twenties, so I'm optimistic :)
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something something your username.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno about that particular procedure, but to me, it felt like someone was squeezing my testicles
and not in a pleasant way.
Hard.
For about a week.

Still worth it, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post my friend became very boring after the snip.
about a year after, his wife left him. just stopped loving him.
what no one talks about is the effect it has on your testosterone levels.

good luck
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basically the same reason we did it to the bunnies
They're two boys, so there was no danger of baby bunnies, but they are so much calmer afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think your confusing vasectomy and bollockectomy.
As long as my doctor doesn't, I'm sure I'll be fine. I have almost complete faith in the NHS!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post To the tune of Yesterday
Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be.
I had a National Health vasectomy...

(Courtesy of That's Life, circa 1985)
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post no mr penis i am not.
you don't make as much sperm after a while and your testosterone level goes through the floor.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 14 Jul 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fear that might be all in your pal's head ;)

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you could test it for yourself
ask for a hormone level blood test. and again in 6 months. then cry into a pillow
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense, simply doesn't work like than.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The doctors say that it should not happen like that.
One friend in particular did it because the missus did not want the pill anymor thusly a prerequisite for tuneel O love time, so he did, and she now complains he does not want her. You could rub sweaty pussy in his face and he'd be "I'd rather watch a rerun of that auction show on the BBC".
But he did become much better at his boring office job, concentration and all that.

Other friends who got the prostate zapped are still horny as ever...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very creative
With ears as near-enough question marks it's a Spanish question.

And an umlaut on the A.
 (roysin, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the need to colour in the letters.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post and he's got tiny ears
never trust a man with tiny ears
when his eyesight goes he won't be able to wear glasses.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:19, , Reply)