Are they made by orphans?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:54,
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I can't come out, my shoes are recharging
(HappyToastGroat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:02,
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I'm ok with this as long as they dont make any noises
(benito vaselinino not that one, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:05,
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What if you can make them play a sample that says "Fuck!" with every step?
You wouldn't need to waste time saying anything whilst running away from disasters then.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:08,
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Why stop there? Shitwear are putting LCD panels in their footwear!
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:11,
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Great. Now my trainers can crash too
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:42,
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I can crash my microwave in three button presses
Trufax.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:13,
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I have seen LED trainers for a few years now
but I have yet to see a pair that does not have a fault on one, or both, shoes.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:06,
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It's bad enough forgetting your phone is blue toothed to the speakers downstairs when sneak off to watch some filth on it.
Now I have to worry about accidentally streaming bongo movies to my shoes? Christ.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:56,
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Anyone in my office gets a pair of these,
and I'm gonna try and hack porn onto them when they're not looking.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52,
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"Oh noes, someone hacked me trainers!"
Not a phrase I expected to have to hear in my life.
(Invisible Wizard- 11th Level MERPer, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:52,
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"For artists and performers"
Yeah, right. Absolutely no rich poseur twats will buy those at all then
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:30,
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Yeah, right. Yeaaahhh.
(loci, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52,
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Any other children of the 90's remember flashing trainers?
(jonbobloves you, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:08,
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^has spent FAR too long hanging round playgrounds
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:42,
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Speak for yourself.
I'm young enough to have actually owned a pair. Popper trousers too.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:06,
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had no idea they had a name
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:30,
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Is Popper Trousers an unfortunate side affect from sniffing too much poppers?
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:56,
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It's so sad.
Poor jonbob has to wrap the end of a broom in kitchen roll to shove his guts back up his tattered sludge-pocket :(
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:54,
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*checks for hidden cameras*
No free shows, you can pay like everyone else!
(jonbobloves you, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 19:06,
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^voice of bitter experience^
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 23:14,
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LA-Lights and adidas popper pants
That was such a good look.
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 11:44,
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trainers pedos
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:46,
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Can this be paired with a smart butt plug?
Asking for a friend.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:46,
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Legit request, maybe should be under a freedom of information request.
(Master_SlobUK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:30,
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These look orphe ful
(MisterPunchdid it that way on, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:18,
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what a time to be alive!
(Bootsthealchemistis barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 13:59,
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