Oh just fuck right off with your shit shoes
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( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 14:45, Share, Reply)
en.orphe.shoes/
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What if you can make them play a sample that says "Fuck!" with every step?
You wouldn't need to waste time saying anything whilst running away from disasters then.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:08, Share, Reply)
You wouldn't need to waste time saying anything whilst running away from disasters then.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:08, Share, Reply)
Why stop there?
Shitwear are putting LCD panels in their footwear!
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:11, Share, Reply)
Shitwear are putting LCD panels in their footwear!
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:11, Share, Reply)
I have seen LED trainers for a few years now
but I have yet to see a pair that does not have a fault on one, or both, shoes.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:06, Share, Reply)
but I have yet to see a pair that does not have a fault on one, or both, shoes.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:06, Share, Reply)
It's bad enough forgetting your phone is blue toothed to the speakers downstairs when sneak off to watch some filth on it.
Now I have to worry about accidentally streaming bongo movies to my shoes? Christ.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:56, Share, Reply)
Now I have to worry about accidentally streaming bongo movies to my shoes? Christ.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:56, Share, Reply)
Anyone in my office gets a pair of these,
and I'm gonna try and hack porn onto them when they're not looking.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52, Share, Reply)
and I'm gonna try and hack porn onto them when they're not looking.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52, Share, Reply)
"Oh noes, someone hacked me trainers!"
Not a phrase I expected to have to hear in my life.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:52, Share, Reply)
Not a phrase I expected to have to hear in my life.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:52, Share, Reply)
SHITWEAR - OUR crap on YOUR back.
I expect Shitwear will be giving out free clothes to the homeless in return for advertising Big Macs and Happy MealsĀ©.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:47, Share, Reply)
I expect Shitwear will be giving out free clothes to the homeless in return for advertising Big Macs and Happy MealsĀ©.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:47, Share, Reply)
"For artists and performers"
Yeah, right. Absolutely no rich poseur twats will buy those at all then
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:30, Share, Reply)
Yeah, right. Absolutely no rich poseur twats will buy those at all then
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 15:30, Share, Reply)
Any other children of the 90's remember flashing trainers?
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:08, Share, Reply)
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Speak for yourself.
I'm young enough to have actually owned a pair. Popper trousers too.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:06, Share, Reply)
I'm young enough to have actually owned a pair. Popper trousers too.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:06, Share, Reply)
Is Popper Trousers an unfortunate side affect from sniffing too much poppers?
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It's so sad.
Poor jonbob has to wrap the end of a broom in kitchen roll to shove his guts back up his tattered sludge-pocket :(
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:54, Share, Reply)
Poor jonbob has to wrap the end of a broom in kitchen roll to shove his guts back up his tattered sludge-pocket :(
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:54, Share, Reply)
*checks for hidden cameras*
No free shows, you can pay like everyone else!
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 19:06, Share, Reply)
No free shows, you can pay like everyone else!
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 19:06, Share, Reply)
LA-Lights and adidas popper pants
That was such a good look.
( , Fri 25 Aug 2017, 11:44, Share, Reply)
That was such a good look.
( , Fri 25 Aug 2017, 11:44, Share, Reply)
Can this be paired with a smart butt plug?
Asking for a friend.
( , Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:46, Share, Reply)
Asking for a friend.
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