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This is a link post Introducing the Kersal Massive
I have seen the future of rap.

The You tube link is down - you can grab it here:
www.digitaltoast.co.uk/2006/03/27/kersal-massive/
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats funny is
they clearly say that they dont fuck about while they are fucking about. aaah that ginger joe! where the fuck did you find this?!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post emailed in for the newsletter
chappy says it was "bluetoothed to him on the bus"
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I recieved that while I was on the bus
I would get off at the next stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, they have the money because they know how to rap
well i'll be damned. good for them
 (mark has stripey socks, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha
funnyest vidio yet
 (I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh MY
well, being from SOuthern California, a place where the gan territories are TRULY scary, I only have this to say: Bring those kids here and drop them off on Crenshaw on Saturday night.

Oh yes, hard ass thugs...

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 2:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
"Got on the bus with me Day Saver"
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
from that first line in, you know it's a goodun!
 (oller, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post this disturbs my mind
i couldn't watch it all
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post *whimpers*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
'tell them how it is ginger joe...'
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...
 (saaaaaaausage you say?, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is quite simply the future of music

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
I imagine the Scott Mills will be playing it to his chav listeners on Monday. The twat.
 (cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 25 Mar 2006, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "tell 'em Joe
how the fuck it is"

"yeah man... yeah man"


Brilliant.

It's simply brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I wasn't going to hold my breath for the album.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe - brilliant!!!
Tell 'em Ging "yeah"
 (Karnivore, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ears
bleeding
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck!
Peace...
 (I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Fuckin tell em Joe!"
"....... errrr yeah"

Brilliant - am looking forward to someone overlaying The Streets stylie music
 (I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus H. Christ
Awww. Bless them.
 (_lady_vanilla_, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Excellent. This video inspired me to find out just how far away I am from Kersall (answer: Not far enough). Apparantly, it is a small village Nottinghamshire. So their massiv must be massive...
 (insert username here, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh how i pity them
I don't have to worry though, they'll be working in MacDonalds in a few years :)
 (ChickenNoodles, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....
...you'll find Kersal is a part of Salford near Manchester - the lads also mention Levenshulme which is unfortunately 1/2 a mile from me.... HELP!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's..
It's also the name of a stretch of beach front in Southend, notorious for shoddy gangs like this. Albiet, cpelt 'Curzal'
 (HawkerTyphoon, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post knowing
Southend I can imagine a Kursaal Massive from there too.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they sitting in a treehouse?
I think they are. Looks like they have hidden themselves from their mum and dad to make a naughty rap video.

I wonder if they wanted to have some dancing girls and some crisstal too? Shame for thee, lads.

I wish people bluetoothed me stuff like this on buses...
 (silverspoon, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't someone tell them...
... that they're not black.
 (cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post this needs to be remixed
in a massiv way
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post done.
media.putfile.com/Kersall-Massive-Remix

MASSIV!
 (spool32 k-rap remixer - wit me day saver, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
That kicks all their arses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had to have a piece of this too...
kErsAl mAssiV - 05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo (db abortski public service mix)
 (dandelionburdock, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Warez dat ting den?
Dat link was mashup. And ting.
 (banned, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know what happened there
Was fine earlier. Is sorted now as well.
 (dandelionburdock, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
that is most silly!
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
that rules rulingly
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHHHHAHHAHAAH!
I think ths may be the only source of Kersal massive...:(

Pwetty please Rob, sort it out *begs*.
 (Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear god...
I feel sorry for ginger joe, he only got a brief mention, didnt get to say fuck like the other two did... bet he's gutted
 (rockin_jo, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
A Clio Twin Turbo... now that i would like to see!
 (vbdub hooked on monkey phonics, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a bunch of total fuckwits.
Stupid kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Mar 2006, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I like
is how the little bastard on the left looks like he's about cry whilst he's screaming.
 (DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post genius
He sounds like a pre-pubescent Shaggy.
 (donksta, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post how
do i download this i want everyone i know to laugh at it "tell em jo"
 (thelazybandit currently chewing a guitar pick, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's so beautiful
Is Little Kev related to the cat in the "Charlie says..." ads?
 (I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kersal Rap
otherwise known as K-rap.
 (madkat, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'word, playa.

(reisu has a man on a ladder fetish, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Renault Clio complete with backseat 'hoes'
Sounds delightful.
 (davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 25 Mar 2006, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup,
and a spade in the boot no doubt.
 (madkat, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why
WHYYY, what led them to do this? What goes through their little minds? This is hysterical.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 25 Mar 2006, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think what went through their minds was
...
 (madkat, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mothers pride!
Will someone please give my 'Little fuckin Kev' a recording deal now, or do we have to pimp your asses?
 (Kit-Koo, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has taken me this long to reply ebcause I have been listening to it non stop
and it is still funny

fuck... peace
 (I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 26 Mar 2006, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enhancements
Wouldn't it be fantastic if you zoom in on this thing and find a half drunk bottle of Tizer and some Curly Wurlies in the background. Better still, enhance the audio to hear Ginger Joe's mum calling him because his nan's on the phone.
 (Jonathan, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
That was well funny I would like to see more of Ginger Joe
 (AngelsWithDirtyFaces, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Just brilliant

EDIT: Oh no! Removed by user...
 (I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I just noticed that.
I'm gutted.

Did anybody manage to get a downloadable copy of it? I need to see it again, It's quality entertainment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 27 Mar 2006, 5:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got the files fo ya!
Can ya feel the love?
www.digitaltoast.co.uk/2006/03/27/kersal-massive/

Don't forget this, which can download and save videos from youtube
 (banned, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here it is again ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
 (Paolo, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post RESPEC'
to bofe u homies.

fuck. peace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
i just wish i was that uterly uterly cool. i wish i could spit bars like them 2 they are clearly the saviours or rap. this is what the game needs
 (fwack bang on it, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inside the remix an' ting!
Possibly the funniest scally-related thing I've ever seen. I couldn't help myself.... here's da remix, yo.

media.putfile.com/Kersal-Massive-Remix

Ginger Joe: Please don't stab me up, one time.
 (jbo3000 tell 'em how it is, Ginger Joe!, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post myspace
www.myspace.com/kersalmassive
 (kersalm, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post another myspace with spoof vid
www.myspace.com/kerzal_massive
 (kersalm, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has to
know who these Chavvy little scutters are. Surely the power of B3TA can out them and subject them the kind of ritual humiliation / adulation they deserve?
 (Jonathan, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Quite.
Of course by using the words:

"Yeah! And that's another fuckin' one," our rap hero rather heavily implies that this may not be their first effort.

One can only wonder what gems we may have missed previously?
 (MarcusJ, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic!

(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post word
word to your mother!
 (Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 15:34, , Reply)