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This is a link post Baaa I made this!
A bit of animated weirdness
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that is one well-trained sheep
do you have, like, a farm or something?

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *Click* BTW, if Cyriak has a farm, I suspect Alan Partridge may have formed his views there...
"I've seen the big-eard boys on farms... you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small."
 (I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
OH GOD
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
you are a legend :D
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah oh fuck
I watch your stuff knowing full well it's going to fuck my head up.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Credit to team
There's always a sense of 'here we go' when I push the play button.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The only way the upcoming remake of The Thing will be any good
is if you're allowed to direct it.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They're remaking The Thing?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Admittedly The Thing was itself a remake of The Thing, but still...
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not so much a remake, insomuch as it's a prequel
In the original The Thing, there was a Norwegian base which had been 'Thinged' before the US base. This is about what happens when you release an alien among a load of mad Scandiwegians.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh
So we get to see what happened in their base? The finding of the spacecraft and the guy who sliced his wrists open etc? Could be very good if done by someone that's not utterly fucking clueless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post or a twisted genius
we have come full circle
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post as long as john carpenter isnt involved
his recent films have been a bit ropey
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Having watched The Ward last night,
with great sadness I agree. :(

Although as far as The Thing remakes go, I'm still rather fond of my own: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KrdTx6u0ZQ
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post damn
I have been putting off watching that one. I love early Carpenter. He lost me with the vampires film. Such a massive shame.

What the hell happened to him? and same goes for Romero, Landis and a lot more. Such a shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post the mystery is the best part of that film
like the best part of Alien was that thing that grew out the chair that's never explained. Bloody hollywood. *shakes fist
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post marvelous
as always!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post your brain is a scary and wonderful place
Top stuff, o champion of b3ta!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oh goody
smiles all round this end :)
 (swank, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
I hope I *never* meet you in real life...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That is one scary-ass imagination going on there
"Do you want a bedtime story dear?"

*clicks play on youtube*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelously odd as always sir.
My hat is doffed, fractally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post As unique and amazing as always.
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking bloody mental that is... fucking bloody mental!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
You are indeed a modern day Dali. This cheered me up after a shitty day.
 (sirhiss, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the music as much as I love the visuals.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
love it
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You have got to be one of the best things on the internet!
How can we convince you to make something feature-length?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i dread to imagine what an hour and a half of that would do to someones brain
or my own brain for that matter, during the 2 years it would take to make it...
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Always a pleasure...
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Heli-sheep!
I like the heli-sheep.

Mmmm. Mint sauce.
 (I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you are
one of my favorite people ever.
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's decided then...
Lamb chops for dinner!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post From re-constructed lamb spiders!?
MMmmmmmmmmm, a leg for everyone!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace.

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant !
totally cyriac there is simply nothing else quite like your work.
unless some crappy ad agency decide to rip you off again.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Harris
You are an evil genius. When you pop down the corner shop for a pint of milk I imagine on the way you probably grow 7 heads which vomit double decker buses as satanic dubstep throbs out of speakers in your bell-end. Have a click!
 (Leemondus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!
I am so using some very similar (but not identical as I can't afford the animators) in my next commercial.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post genius
Terry Gilliam's heir is born
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just going to mention Terry Gilliam too
Bwilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you can do no wrong
in my book!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Christ I dont ever want to know what goes on in your dreams
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A fitting epilogue to Cows & Cows & Cows
Fucking awesome, especially the helicopter-lamb contraption.

Also, what Extinct Jesus Dossier said. Make a film! Go on...
At least a 20-30min short. You'd probably get some funding no matter what you pitch. Youtube views count for a lot these days, and you have the following.
Plus, no doubt, you'd get some film awards under your belt. :P
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
There's something you don't see every day.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post what a wonderful, wonderful person you are!
your works will be studied by the school children of tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not quite as freaky as the cow spiders.

(I helped save b3ta! naked_ravens A big hammer, WD40 & gaffer tape, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this is how I know that there is no god
fantastic stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing
I have seen on the Internet in ages.

*click*
 (whiskysimon is sniggering at something puerile on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Awesome, as ever. As is the new music video he did for Hooray For Earth - youtu.be/Mf6JCpJjdiY
 (antcarpendale, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the twisted brain wrong of a one off man mental.

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Mint sauce
Big supermarkets must pay you to mess with people subliminally, i have a craving for mint sauce now.
 (Whistling Whistler, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)