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This is a link post Cat alarm clock

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post springs are cunts.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have to kill it with a hammer. Or move the spring onto the wall.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC!
I was thinking he should get a longer door, but then I realised it would be less hassle to cut the cat's front legs off.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ no the door is fine it is the walls that are the wrong length/\
i am sure that wallace and gromit could do some thing to sort that out for him.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that far funnier than I should've!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Caac's

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And I thought my cat scratching at a carrier bag at 5am was annoying

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)
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easily fixed with a rat trap
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is...
...ridiculously cute, I love it! When I was young we had a cat who used to shove his arms under the doors like that, but there was no spring to twang so he just used to shove arms under and claw at the carpet or any feet that got too close.
 (Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
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Percy has a much better way of getting me up to feed him... He just barges the door open, jumps on the bed and starts purring at the top of his voice. He's so strong he can force almost any door open so it is often easier to just leave them ajar to save the extra noise.
 (Slave to Percy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky it can't limbo.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE this. :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post SCREW IT TO THE WALL!!! I CAN'T BEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The spring should not be on the door
it should be on the wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 8:00, Reply)