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This is a link post Choctopus! I made this!
Chocolate! Octopus! CHOCTOPUS!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You posted a new video
while I was nostalgically going through the Blode series.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That is proof of the existence
of a benevolent God
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Eating choctopus
very very tasty mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You am a mentals

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post by "mentals" you mean
"excellent chef" right?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes Heston Blumenthal
look like the most boring chef in the world
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
take that Heston!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ How on earth did you ever manage to get married?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I SEDUCED HER WITH CHOCTOPUS
THE LAYDEEZ LOVE THE CHOCTOPUS
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm..... I must see if your theory is correct...
*phones hooker*
*buys octopus*
*melts chocolate*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post you are in
for a bumper afternoon my friend
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post WAHEY!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post More worryingly
How did he ever get out from the home long enough to GET married?

I still clicked the vid though.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Big clickage.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post wheeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good grief!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 14 May 2013, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post IT IS LOVELY
I AM VERY CLEVER FOR INVENTING IT
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a fucking loon
but you got a click from me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll stick to the chippy
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you are making an error
CHOCTOPUS IS SUPERIOR
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Horray!

(chippy time travel agents, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now film "Two girls, one choctopus"

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post probably better off replacing the girls with more choctopusses to be honest
3 choctopusses. just imagine it.

wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm, squirting their hot ink over each other...

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoooar

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Mrs Fadges dinner sorted tonight then

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post she is going to LOVE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't get Octopus so I used fishcakes instead.
What's a divorce?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Do it again. But this time remember to rub the octopus in flour after the frying stage...
...and then dipping it in the chocky.

I'm timing you.

*clicks in the meantime*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn;t flour work better before frying?
so it would go all crispy and lovely - if i put it on after frying surely it would be all sticky raw floury?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're only wasting your own time
*continues timing*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post shit
*dives in to canal looking for octopusses*
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Slow down there Masterchef
you forgot to list the ingredients for chocolate covered octopus.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oh shit sorry!
the ingredients are:

1: Chocolate
2: Octopus
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have used baby squid, much better for dipping and you could join them together for a "squidders" bar.
Side note, my local restaurant makes baby squid in a rangeen sauce which is bloody gorgeous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the main problem with squid for this recipe
is that it doesn't have any pun value when combined with chocolate. i wonder what i'd do with baby squid?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
Squid with wagon wheels - Squeels.
Baby goat stuffed with squid - Kiddy Squiddler.
Squid coated in Ronseal - Squidron.
 (speedevil, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cokraken?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 May 2013, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope my menopausal stage results in as much deliciousquid as yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 14 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post CHOCTOPUUUUUUUUUUS!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I now feel
faintly nauseous.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post funnily enough i did after that
i think the chocolate must have been a bit off or something
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this japanese video i saw once
she applied the chocolate a bit differently
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post oh right she used a brush yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure
i think it might have been a brush, it was all pixellated out
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 14 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Barftopus'
Reminds me of when we bought a chocolate fountain for the daughters birthday. At the time, chocolate and tomatoes rated as the lads number one food. He actually suggested a 'chocolate tomato', straight faced. All excited he went off to the vegetable drawer and came back with, holy of holies, a Cherry Tomato! He deftly immersed it in rich, dribbly ,milk chocolate. Bit into it and immediately went to barf.
Life lesson learned ,right there.
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 14 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Orgasm at 37s

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 14 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a fucking loon.
Give me a cuddle.

No kisses, mind.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i demand kisses
without kisses there will be no cuddle
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post NO.
TASTES LIKE COCOFISH.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to put another Vid on quick
I cant stop the voice screaming 'CHOCOTOPUS' in my mind
 (Queef In a Jar, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post why fight it?
make one for yourself and scream along
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 14 May 2013, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ditto!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 May 2013, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding in every way.
Mind you, they did say that about Colonel Kurtz.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 May 2013, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah he turned out great

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You silly sod.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)