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This is a link post Fantasy football time again!
Once again the time has come for me to bravely place a link to the fantasy footbal league, Come and join me in displaying your ignorance of the beautiful game :)

Code to join the B3ta league: 870932-214321
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How many people did you get in last season?

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post About 20 last year
I was doing well for the first half of the season then if all went shit shaped for me... :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You could try and get a Newsletter mention to get the word out.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good plan!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How bizarre
I was just considering suggesting exactly this

*joins
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)
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Cool :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I rarely do well
mainly as there are three of the top six teams I can't bring myself to select from
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
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I ususally do one with my mates and wasn't going to bother this year due to me losing interest about 4 weeks in but i migth join up if there's a b3ta league.
 (Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on and join in!
*tries to entice*


*waggles fingers*


*waggles eyebrows*
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll run out of things to waggle at that rate

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)
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I'm not entirely sure i want to join if things are being waggled...I'll join if you stop!
 (Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *re-zips fly*
Move along, nothing to see here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *joins*

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody awful at this
sort of thing, but hey ho, it's all a bit of fun I suppose.

I'm in.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm In
I used to do teh Telegraph TFFOSM a couple of years ago until they stopped doing it. This looks pretty similar so I'm looking forward to it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Joins!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
I'm playing it anyway, so another league is a good one
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Another year of middle of the table anonymity for me! Hooray.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in also!
Hurrah.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M GAY
erm ... i mean I'M IN
 (I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post JOINIOINIOIN!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
The Luiz Boat has set sail for fail
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out for
2 goals, 1 cup - there shall be feces AHHHWAIII

*joineded*
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I've joined
Mind you I'm gonna be shit but I've still joined
 (Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 50+ now
Being a footy fan myself and seeing how much easier it is to do dream teams now, I've joined and didnt even spend all my cash!
 (moider loves all kinds of kebabs, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 130 at the moment! :O
never thought it would get such a response!

Cheers you buggers! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for newsletter mention, Cheers Rob! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post </lurk>
I'm in.
 (McClairey is currently coughing., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
..and know sweet FA, wooden spoon time?!
 (DangerFlange Chamone Mother Hubbard, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I might organise a wooden spoon and a prize for the winner
watch this space...
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 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo!
I'm in.

Up the Spartak Mills!
 (spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post In
Who's who?

Atletico Essex
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Inter Your-Nan

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post in
Mother Goose under-12s B squad
(from a very old Goodies gag iirc)
 (beholder the lurking lurker's lurker, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
as Speculative Punts
 (R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *emerges from cave*
I'm in. Colonel Getafe.

*scuttles back, gibbering*
 (ChanandlerBong lived in a box on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *gibbers*

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post In...
Oh GOd...

Real Names...

That can't be right.. Surely??
 (Azrael316 Fiss Plaps, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post well...as I have signed up as Zaphod Beeblebrox
you really don't need to enter any correct details
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post In
Best team name so far is Shakhtar Doughnuts.
 (cypherspace is not a toaster, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in mofo's
And bookmarked, looks good lets play - you're all going down to china town.
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I live in cornwall, there is no china town. can i go down on my sister instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...in
Already signed up and in half a dozen other leagues so don't see the harm in dossing down with you buggers too.

Unfortunately, that does mean sharing my real name. My team is AC ALittleSilhouetto.
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cower at my mighty football knowledge geeks....
unless I do my usual trick of choosing players who had a one-off good season last year and end up finishing near the bottom of the league.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sculpture of Man Putting a banging donk on it since, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my trick, see you at the bottom! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
PurpleAki Hotsquats
 (tedalaki - Like Purple Aki but better, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)
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Have entered.

JaRool Awesome XI
 (Khalek finally logged in again on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't realise but
I've joined already without knowing it was a b3ta thing. Team is called "fast 'n' bulbous!". I fear its performance will be the latter, rather than the former.
 (barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab Footy
Count me in as Lacock Sportif. Footy on my fab new 48" flatscreen. Mmmm
 (clanger, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Woh there's loads more this season!!!
FC Cabbage innit
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good game everyone.
Final standings were here fantasy.premierleague.com/my-leagues/214321/standings/ until the site resets for next season.

Top 10 from the 211 entries were

1 jayasumithras_armpit Ben Reid 2,192 (6445th overall in the world)
2 Letsby Avenue Tristan Sanders 2,162
3 NorfolkENchance Jamie Nazareth 2,148
4 PhoenixFromTheFlames Prof Fnord 2,127
5 Eboue Umfufu danny fletcher 2,121
6 MustKickOx Neil Gardner 2,105
7 The Luiz Boat zaphod beeblebrox 2,072
8 Zulu Army nick langham 2,065
9 7331 H4x0rZ dave scales 2,065
10 Goaltasticsplosions Harry Butler 2,061

Bottom 3 were
209 The Hedonists Mark Tolley 1,154
210 McDazzle Ponderers james Clark 1,038
211 Papmonkey Casuals Colonel Bimble 1,026

I made a spectacular recovery to finish 4th
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 May 2012, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 4th place again for me this season. The winner finished 741st overall!
Top 10 from exactly 100 entries were:
Team Name ---------- Name -------- Final week score -- Overall score

1 Ooooooooooffff dave scales 55 2,316
2 Wiggins Athletic zaphod beeblebrox 62 2,234
3 Thrillhouse David Lintott 40 2,140
4 PhoenixFromTheFlames Umo Papis 52 2,101
5 Dirty Trash Martin Ainscough 45 2,061
6 jayasumithras_armpit Ben Reid 58 2,059
7 Rhubarb EDWARD LOWE 53 2,054
8 Aramasay FC Allan Fraser 69 2,052
9 Brussels&Hove Albion James Taylor 67 2,050
10 pussy patrol andy f 63 2,017
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 1:51, Reply)