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This is a link post Rob Ford SOS Crackblaster I made this!
I live in Toronto & our Mayor is in the midst of a crack smoking scandal. I made this little tribute in light of it all for a live event here in the city last night. It went over well with the crowd.
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This is a normal post Ha, nice.

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This is a normal post Yep. That's tonight's nightmares sorted then.
Amazing video. Amazing story too.
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This is a normal post I've seen your stuff on Conan, most excellent.
When will we see the Smearballs movie?
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This is a normal post Thanks!
I don't think I've ever made a video longer than 7 minutes. People will probably want to rip their eyes out if they sat through 2 hrs of this sort of nonsense I think.
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This is a normal post I'm sure you could write a feature, not necessarily like your abstract fuckvids, still fucked though.

imjussayin

Anyhoo, peace be with your balls, sweet smear.
spotify:track:3WDuyW7QQoNcwMSvopvUIP (Go With The Flow by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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This is a normal post make a film about a schizophrenic who suffers from acid flashbacks and has managed to survive a nuclear war
i'd love to see that
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This is a normal post ok
as long as it stars Channing Tatum and his love interest is Bradley Cooper
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This is a normal post deal

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This is a normal post Write a feature about a boy growing up in Wyoming who inherits a monkey sanctuary, sadly they mutate and rape the entire population.
*not a dry japes eye in the house*

imjussayin
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This is a normal post You should make a movie about the armenian genocide.
Told from the point of view of a teenage girl obsessed with abba.
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This is a normal post !?
spotify:track:0vjjoiPc9j5sYdyS9tIt9F (Hogis by Arman Hovhannisyan)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOaJdeqgJY
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This is a normal post You do know I have no idea how to open those spotify links, don't you?

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This is a normal post i don't know, they're more for me, later on
good fun though
Ed: Also you mentioned Armenia, and he's Armeninianian, don't shit your pants.

imjussayin
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This is a normal post so you think I'm just some fridge or fucking notice board you can slap notes on for later?

(just saving this for later
www.nudeamateurgirls.net/vids/vid/1505/Insane+sex.html
nsfw)
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This is a normal post fine cunting

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This is a normal post that escalated quickly

imjussayin

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spotify:track:1WOPPfgin18nLNo2fFVDjH (Feel Good Hit Of The Summer by Queens Of The Stone Age)

spotify:track:6Td8HRLhdV39kKdOQpfQum (Little Sister by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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This is a normal post Are you drunk or do you just have a lot of spotify links to keep track of?

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This is a normal post well
i am drunk, i usually post what i'm listening to at the time, i'm killing time, off to the Wimborne Folk Festival in a bit

spotify:track:27igFVa4ccGtNgwAPzRIix (Ai No Corrida by Quincy Jones)


imjussayin

right im off
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This is a normal post Here's one 'Two Ton Tina', it's about a morbidly obese TSA worker who inherits a knife factory.
By the end she learns life's lessons and comes to terms with her lesbianism.

Mit cameos by Rutger Hauer, Chevy Chase and Lassie.


imjussayin
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This is a normal post ha! I think you've got a winner here
So long as Lassie gets a speaking role this time
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This is a normal post Voiced by Tony Danza.

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This is a normal post 'Chinwag Charlie' - 1840's London, Michael Caine plays a prostitute who inherits a fishery in Hackney.
it's in 3D

spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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This is a normal post BARABBAS - The Untold Story
Starring: Everyone

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spotify:track:1WOPPfgin18nLNo2fFVDjH (Feel Good Hit Of The Summer by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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This is a normal post Great.
I was mesmerised for the last minute of it.
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This is a normal post excellent stuff!
i want him to fight boris johnson
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This is a normal post Wow, that's proper mental!

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This is a normal post I think my mind just got rogered.

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This is a normal post This is great!

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This is a normal post you sir are nuts!
(in a good way) :D
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This is a normal post Trés sexy.

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This is a normal post Arf!
That was proper nuts!
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This is a normal post hahaha...everything in order here.....top editing and hummus by the truckload :D

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This is a normal post amazingly amazing, very good

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This is a normal post AAGHGHHGHGHGHHHHHHH

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This is a normal post hahaha fucking excellent video
rob ford is such an appalling specimen...
next stop: new mayor of laval
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This is a normal post You are Nathan Barley
AICMFP
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This is a normal post top work, as always

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