Running from the Robot overlords will not be an option
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*With less guns… for now.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:46,
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*sets deadly grammarbot onto BaronMunchausen*
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:48,
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*retreats to the cube of abyss for protection*
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:55,
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They even called it the OutRunner
Fuck's sake...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 May 2014, 16:55,
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It looks kind of like a running spider.
A robotic, runnung spider that can run faster than everything and makes a scurrying sound whilst doing it. It needs to die.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 23 May 2014, 16:59,
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^ This, in spades
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:10,
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*Runs for the bunker*
*Is immediately caught up by outrunner bot*
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 May 2014, 17:02,
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Wait a minute, that's not a robot, its just a toy car with spindles rather than wheels!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:04,
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LOL
the phrase "re-inventing the wheel" comes to mind
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:10,
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Um.
Why not just put a wheel on each side?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:14,
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Quit spoiling if for everybody.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:15,
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Are they from The Isle of Man?
By any chance?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:20,
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One sounds like a Frenchie.
But I've heard Happy Jack lived in the sands of the Isle of Man. He suffered terrible trauma at the hands of the local children.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:22,
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Not the ordinary kind of stairs?
That thing isn't even going to make it up a kerb, never mind a staircase. It's got no knees.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:25,
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Don't forget the ladders lying on the floor!
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:26,
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yeah.... just try climbing stairs without a knee joint.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:26,
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Apologies, people.
Forgot where I was for a second.
That is actually based on a drunken 'Doctor Who' based rant of a friend of mine, which obviously means nothing to you, and has painted me as a bit of a twonk.
P.S. However, If anyone you meet does express an opinion on the design of Daleks and why they can suddenly* fly, feel free to shout 'BECAUSE OF FUCKING STAIRS!' at them. It certainly gets the point across.
*since Two Thousand and sixish? not that sudden then.
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Remembrance of the Daleks....1988
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_of_the_Daleks
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Actually there was a hovering one in Revelation of the Daleks a whole 3 years earlier...
But it was such a shit effect that nobody really noticed.
They tidied it up for the DVD release.
*pushes glasses up and sniffs*
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Well that's me mugged off twice in one thread.
I'm off to kill myself.
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is there anyone on this earth who would look at that and just think
"why don't they just use proper wheels?"
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mutated monty, Fri 23 May 2014, 18:01,
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