The Big B3ta Fantasy Football Fucking Thing
I made this!
The season is almost upon us and that means that it's the time to make a fantasy football team and convince yourself it's excellent and then stop playing the game in 2 weeks time.
Make a team, click "Leagues," "Join a League," select "Private league" and type in this fucking pin: 481879-265185
If you don't know the rules, not only are you probably a cunt but I'm not even going to explain them. You can read the rules here: fantasy.premierleague.com/rules/ Cunt.
So start thinking up some witty names, football manager.
If people could 'like this' it'd be appreciated. Otherwise I'll just incessantly spam it and annoy everyone.
May the worst prick lose.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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I am clueless about football and fantasy football so this might be a lot of fun.
Edit: Having read these rules I'm still baffled. I'll take heart from this definition from The Meaning of Liff:
ABOYNE (vb.)
To beat an expert at a game of skill by playing so appallingly that
none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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Ah, the drunken master technique.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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And I'm done - LIBOR Fixers FC stretch their legs as they jog out to the pitcher's mound.
Come on England score some goals!
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Pig Bodine., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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Uncle Touch Town FC
I bet I lose interest before any of you!
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presferatu, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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Done!
Belmchester Rovers have entered the arena (to be slaughtered in the first week)
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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I'm in.
Worst season ever last time around so got some work to do.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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I'm in! Come on Grundly Hamsters!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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CAAANDLEESSS!!!!
I see candles!!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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And DHAFC stumble, blinking on to the pitch
resplendent in their magenta kit. Their manager, Mr Wooyay Houpla, a newcomer to this league. Personally I don't rate their chances.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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I've already got a team
so may as well join the fun. I'm shit at team names though so Jim Leighton Orient it is.
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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I'm in
Don't plan on placing anywhere as I usually don't
EDIT: My team is the Rectadons
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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At least I'm not last at the moment, 'cos you are!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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Done
And if its anything like the fantasy side I picked for the Euro Championship, that'll be the last time I log in to the site.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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Ok i'm in...
Pannellthinaikos, since my name is Pannell it's probably the best team related pun i could come up with.
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:50,
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The top 5 was
1 jayasumithras_armpit Ben Reid 2,192
2 Letsby Avenue Tristan Sanders 2,162
3 NorfolkENchance Jamie Nazareth 2,148
4 PhoenixFromTheFlames Umo Papis 2,127
5 Eboue Umfufu danny fletcher 2,121
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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