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This is a link post The Pope's coming to my home town I made this!
So I have written him a welcome letter. Can anyone think of some way I could actually make sure he sees it? I have a vague plan involving balloons
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrap it round a brick and throw it at his face.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Good plan
His Popemobile is bulletproof, but word is it's not too hot against blunt trauma.
 (Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got to get out of it at some point.
It's just a waiting game.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Popemobile
I used to work for the company that made the popemobile's windows. Frankly, I don't fancy your chances - that's massively laminated toughened glass, approaching 2" thick. By the time you blunt forced your way in, you'd be surrounded by some very hefty people advising you to stop. As wretched as it is that we're paying for this visit, he's technically a visiting head of state and so has to be afforded //mentally// good security, seen and unseen.

(psst - go for the tyres...)
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post well, we're only paying for his meetings with the queen and local dignatries
We're not paying for those masses. Except having the M77 closed and turned into a carpark.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mentally good?
Seen and unseen? You mean, like, the Emperor's guard? A whole smattering of Force-weilding red-cloaked Swiss guard? Hmm...
 (I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas...
Tyres are kevlar reinforced steel weave with foam inserts to stop catastrophic deflation.

High wattage laser wouldn't even notice the glass.

For me though, modulated microwave beam, Let him stand on a balcony, call down the blessings of god on the crowd and then just burst into flame.
 (I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A Pope going "POOF"
That'd be something to see!!!
 (Geekoid I am Meat. Lick me., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Best answer.
I would pay quite a lot of money to see this happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, it's my stock answer to most of life's quandaries.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like your philosophy - it's concise and pragmatic
 (I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post erm.
1. rent PA system
2. print off lyric sheets
3. impromptu gig at one of the many protests
4. willing crowd to rap along
5. profit

:)

I like it, could you whack in another verse about the old anti condoms not helping aids situation thing as well maybe,?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post PA equipment strapped to a small vehicle
If you get some small but potent PA Speakers that dont draw too much power like the Mackie 350's, strap them onto the back of a small vehicle, and wire them up to a couple of large car batteries running from a couple of transformers, get your vehicle infront of his convoy for the duration of the song and job done.
 (b0w13, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure how well he actually speaks English.
He might not get the gist at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Does Google Translate do Latin?

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not.
I would assume that he's fluent in German and Italian though. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a few foot above most people in his pope mobile,
so you could probably print it in large text on the top of a bus stop if he passes one.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post HIGH
larious. Brilliant idea.
 (dialagranny, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Big Pa system
unpenetrable to reach/stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Write 'FUCK OFF' in shit on his lovely white dress.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post wierd beat...
..but a thing of joy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Have it tattooed...
...on a choirboy's arse.
 (minimalist ..., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Splashes holy water
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
 (knackerz is skinning up, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to go and protest with a sign saying
"PAEDO-NAZI POPE GO HOME"

but i won't of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
The pope was conscripted into Hitler Youth but didn't attend meetings - membership was required by law for all 14yr old boys, does this make him a Nazi?
 (andrew.hancox, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post We're getting our hate on here - no good spoiling it with common sense.
Although after Ratzinger's latest confused ramblings about "Atheist Extremism" (and trying to associate this with nazism) I'd be up for a bible-burning, except that this would kind of prove his point.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This
The pope can be criticised on many things, but joining the nazis when the only alternative was joining the jews, gypsies and gays is lame and lazy. What would you have done?
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post wicked!

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)