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This is a link post WHAT A TWAT!
Bloke thinks he is a hard man and makes a vid & puts it on the Internet for loads of people to lol at.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:24, Reply)
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Haha. 100% pure knobjockey. But dont tell him I said that.
 (XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
What an absolute helmet
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanLmao, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, he looks pretty hard
lolz when he pops out the water to bow something and then pops back in
 (PassTheKhat, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post BORN FOR ACTION
hahahahahahha and this^^^^
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:45, Reply)
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was that a tattoo of a pokemon on his shoulder? looked like a rattata
 (Rco has been clean and sober since, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Strong homoerotic undertones
What's with the lime green face paint?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:46, Reply)
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for hiding in lime trees...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This has been a Rothbury Tourist Board film presentation..
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello mate
hows tricks?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hectic ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the man's a legend

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pffftttt
bad man!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post thats not even
raulmotely funny
 (I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the one where he's squatting and looking at the snake on his gun
he's going 'Ooooh! Snake!'

Comedy gold, though part of me ashamedly thinks running around with guns and being macho is cool
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahaha
hahahahahaahaahhahahahahaahhahahaa

painful hilarity aside, he might be looking to be an actor.
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post where did he get all those weapons :S

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post eastern eurolands

(sinister, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
I doubt anyone would say any of this to his face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What a massive cock of the highest order

(sinister, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:58, Reply)
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I dunno, seems like there's some serious compensation going on there...
 (Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I love him!
He looks like he is trying to have a poo when he spots that snake!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I love the bit where he has a rifle with a silencer on it, but it still makes a fucking racket when he fires it.

I think he sleeps with his knives.
 (salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:01, Reply)
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knives teddies
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Guns with silencers do make a racket, Its not like in the movies.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post But not that loud.
I'm not a complete idiot, I'll have you know ;)
 (salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing with silencers
is that you still need to use sub-sonic ammunition. This guy probably didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post To me, it's not what he's doing, it's that he put up a video of it.
"Hello, I've got something very small I'm trying to compensate for by posting a video in a sanitized environment to assert that if there were real bad guys out there I wouldn't be the first to die because my cover and concealment are the lamest of the lame."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post have you noticed how the first rifle is a little droopy?
That with the snake supports your hypothesis
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, I don't think this video is for anybody else but him...
Just so he has something good enough to masturbate to.

"Porn is just so... Lacking. It is lacking me. If I was in it it would be much better. In fact, let's just cut you ladies out of the shot. And add guns. And some face paint. Yeah, that's it. Now watch me fucking squat like I'm shitting whilst wearing a snake" IMEANWATHEFUCK
 (mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn those...
...invisible enemies!!!
 (Span Wang Is in the house, shame it's on fire, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post the snake!
hahaha - jesus fucking christ
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
Good grief
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite bits
were the snake / shit incident and the bit where he fires the bazooka backwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Never trust a man who shaves his armpits"
-not been proved wrong so far.
Also, friendface: you can be his friend/look at him in his pants.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You and your stalky gay ways.
I have just FR him. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "stalky gay ways"?!
Ha ha- hit the nail on the head there!
Annyyway...off to Bristol Mental Needs to catch a late train...
Let me know if he accepts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye aye Cap'n

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He accepted!
Yowzzers!
Some of his pics are mental!
I heart him...*swoon*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you use protection

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:14, Reply)
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pointless blurry stationary sniper scope?
 (horrid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:01, Reply)
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I think he is cool, I'd put him on my perimeter he has loads of nads to upload the videos so little twats can raz him from a keyboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post your perimeter?
is that like your rim?
 (horrid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, and he's been arrested too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KFaaPIvDPU&feature=related
 (horrid, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
whoops :)
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hal-lay-fuckin'-lujah
at least that's ONE fucking gun-nut off the streets for 12-15 hours.

1. Why didn't he camouflage the BACK or sides of his massive fucking butter-churn-shaped head? What, no invisible/pretend enemies are ever going to sneak-up on HIM???

2. The one thing missing from this video is the wall of mud/embankment where Rambo's eyes suddenly open as the soldier pursuing him is about to get it. This man needs his wall of mud! Tsk. So close.

3. I've seen more gay porn than I ever wanted to in my life, and I have NEVER seen anything as homoerotic and disturbing on 16 different levels as him squatting and staring at the (probably illegally-imported) snake crawling over his OTHER penis substitute. This guy makes Rush Limbaugh look hetero.
 (AnntichristSCoulter, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is quite spectacular. I like it when he comes up out of the water.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post bah!
I couldn't enjoy his gay twattyness because I recognise the music from a game but cant work out which one!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Warcraft
Edit: Or is it the last Age of Empires?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon you're right
tis the third one methinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes
AoE III (the only one I have).

Cheers muchly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post la la la la Action!
You bleeding ungenerous lot, I reckon he'll be governor of California within 30 years.
Of course he'll have to get out of nick first: videos.apnicommunity.com/Video,Item,4197092158.html - "Just a fan video but the dude in the video got arrested few days ago, in Bosnia and after he uploaded the original video on youtube. Bosnian Police raided his house and found a large stash of weapons, ammo and explosives."

Always worth bearing in mind with folk from the former Yugoslavia - they've a lot of mad war vets running around - Laibach are a good example... stopped touring and studio work to go shoot people... couldn't imagine BLUR doing similar... quite disapointingly so

la la la la Action!
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!
:D

Is that a weasel tattoo on his shoulder?

Utter Tool!
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I love his right arm bear tattoo!
The right to bear arm? I dunno, it's in there somewhere.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
BOSNIAN RAOUL MOAT IS HERE!!1
 (tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The plot lost me
I thought he was having a fight with the guy in the balaclava, but NO! He takes it off and he IS the man in the balaclava...

Is this one of those high concept Charlie Kaufmann scripts?
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:51, Reply)
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I had the exact same thought, but you pipped me to saying it by a mere four days.
 (I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The vague shaking of the machine guns
with the added on sound made me chortle. I imaging he was making 'huh-huh-huh-huh' machine gun noises at the time.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was on the Onanistic equivalent of the vinegar strokes at that point
Tool has a career ahead of him as security for some no-mark wannabe celeb - but I wouldn't want him within 5 miles of a real gun
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)
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BORN FOR ACTION - WORKS AT TESCO
 (furey, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post While there is no shortage of things to rofl at
I think the thing that needs mentioning most here is the sound effect added on when he throws his knife. WOOOOOSH!

Anyone else suspect he has anally inspected himself with the barrel of several of those weapons?
 (rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. My.
Absolutely superb. The squat/snake scene was brilliant, "heh, look at what this fella's doing"
 (I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post what a hero!

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What a
mouth breather...
 (I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He makes that whooshing noise
purely by pursing his lips together and blowing extremely hard.
He blows... Extremely hard.

This guy should get the lead in the impending Raoul Moat movie!
 (bizzombie Thriller gorilla with a vanilla chinchilla, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you may laugh...
But who'll be laughing when he gets a Three Wolf Moon shirt? Hmm? Who'll be laughing then?
 (Rhye, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A glow-in-the-dark one?
Gord save us all...
 (bizzombie Thriller gorilla with a vanilla chinchilla, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't seem to connect with anything....

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Teehee!
Brilliant vid!! Thanks very much for sharing but I do have a question. Exactly what is he shooting at? Is he shooting the baddies that are going after his slithery snake friend? I think he should protect all the kittens in the world....but that's just my opinion.
 (ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 23:36, Reply)
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oh man. it's the bit when he comes out the water! hilarious!
 (Lilith_Kirsch, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hissssssssssss
Yes, the snake really is born for action. He's cool, he's collected, he is completely untroubled by the giant jackass with all the noisy gear and pouty looks.
 (Mrs.Fonebone, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't ask, don't tell...

(Neddy Nedson is nice really, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha
the fucking royal python,
scariest of all the snakes,
i love royal pythons,
they're my friends
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice how he closes his eyes...
...reflexively when he fires the rifle at 0:32. That's the sign of someone who has little to no actual experience firing weapons.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
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Just being pedantic here, but has anyone else noticed how he's trying to shoot off his right shoulder and aim with his left eye?
 (angussteaksahoy, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Putin
did it better!
 (afkun, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF was that?!?!?!?!1111
Well that's 2 minutes and 39 seconds of my life I'm never getting back.
 (vampyre_gem has been dead since, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats with all the negativity...
...this dude would be perfect in some God-awful, low budget, Eastern European action film.

Besides role players and cos players never get this much stick and they are running around dressed as frikkin' wizards or cardboard robots.

Although, saying that, I am a massive hypocrite as a few of my friends are airsofters and I often tell them that they take it far too seriously and look like a bunch of tools.

But maybe there is enough room in this world for all of us weirdos.
 (fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 19:26, Reply)
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He actually makes Steven Seagal look oscar worthy. The bit where he bobs up to terminate with the bow was good but I prefer the moment he slowly draws his dagger before lobbing it behind him. Hang on...Isn't that a young Rauol Moat before he blew his own head off? (Allegedly)
 (Croque Monsieur, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 7:29, Reply)
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cudos to the cameraman though, hardly any "pissing meself laughing" camera shakes throughout the entire clip.
 (d1x1e, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post IF I was a gayer........
...Id fucking LOVE that..what with the snake, the muscles and the silly hair it looks like it might end up being a bit like that gay porn film Mark in Peep show started watching

Im also pretty sure Ive seen his name mentioned in allegations of war crimes during the Yugoslav civil war
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post INsane
Theres a lot of shooting but does he actually hit anything?
 (FunnyOnion took his trowsis off, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post homo

(rickster999, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)