You're Dumped
From a Leeds radio phone-in. Gets better as it goes along. Had the the people in this office gasping.
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rob, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:52,
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Agreed
Dirty slapper. No sympathy from me.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:32,
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Seconded
she should definitely have been dumped. Possibly not for all the planet to know the gory details, though... ...that seems a little too harsh.
(, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 18:06, Share, Reply)
Noo
Nothings too harsh. Bitch got what she deserved and we all got a laugh out of it!
(, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:50, Share, Reply)
I said it then and I'll say it again.
That guy is an asshole. People don't deserve to be treated that way. 4 years of relationship is completely undone by one event?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 1 Feb 2007, 16:20,
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How do you know that this was the first time?
it IS an incredibly unpleasant thing to do on a radio show though. I'd be surprised if a segment like that went on for too long.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 1 Feb 2007, 16:40,
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Nah...
...seems fine to me. She deserves everything she gets.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:26, Share, Reply)
Well harsh. Who does the radio presenter think he is! I bet he's raped a unicorn, the twunt
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 15:44, Share, Reply)
if that one event happens to be sleeping with someone else, yes
if they do it once, the trust is gone. Only pussies are chump enough to forgive.
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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 16:56,
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pussies?
you are a jock in an 80s comedy AICMFP
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Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:07,
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That's like the old "One sheep.... one bloody sheep...." argument
I think
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Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 19:50,
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Her first question was "How much is it worth?"
Some people deserve everything they get, and she's one of 'em.
Having been treated exactly the same way by my ex, I understand exactly how he feels.
I just wish that form of dumping had been available to me, because yeah, I'd be an "asshole" (as you put it) too.
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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:33,
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Ive not heard that before
harsh, cruel, but funny...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 16:38,
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Rob you just made my day with that
I haven't laughed so much in ages
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:31,
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Jet Set Willy on Spectrum
Nice find, and an utter bargain. I shake your hand my good man!
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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:39,
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She lost pretty much all of my sympathy
when all she seemed bothered about was how much the ring was worth. Not that I had much to start with.
Still, a little harsh at the end.
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I agree with the dumping, that part is fair enough.
But I'd hunt the DJ down, castrate him and then feed him his own testes for doing it like that.
And the boyfriend who wanted it done like that.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:38, Share, Reply)
In my eyes the DJ has done no wrong.
If the "dirty little tart" hadn't done the deed her and her would-be fiance would be all happy and joyful at this moment.
We however would be without entertainment - go cheating whores!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:44, Share, Reply)
Fucking Cracking. Heard it first time round, but its still mega.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:41, Share, Reply)
I heard it live on Galaxy 105.
I don't usually listen to local radio - honest!
Loved the little stunt though. It was just perfectly done and I loved the last line of "your a dirty little tart" too.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 17:42, Share, Reply)
That was shitty
Grade A shitty. What a really truly unpleasant way of ending a relationship, and not even having the guts to do it yourself. Horrid, spiteful stuff. So, yes, maybe she was a tart etc, and believe me I don't think she's much better, but such a bitter dumping is horrid. Yuk (reaches for sugary drink to cover up unpleasant aftertaste)
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0nyx, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:16,
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So?
She was an unfaithful little slapper and deserved it, all of it. I hope the b/f goes on to find a much better person and live a happy life.
her? Couldn't give a toss about her.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:29, Share, Reply)
Brilliant!
She deserves everything she got there. Smug bitch
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Victor Meldrew, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 18:17,
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It's amazing what you can get away with on the radio
in Leeds.
Absolutely ace.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:02,
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Hey, when I was a kid, Leeds local radio had James Whale all over it (actually, it had that gobshite Moyles as well...). He's a wanker, but his show on Radio Aire was hysterical; he just spent two hours every night arguing with callers. Required listening at our school. "Danny Dumps" is feeble in comparison.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:03, Share, Reply)
Quality
That guy is brilliant, he should have his own show..... oh.
Need to clean my keyboard now after spraying beer all over it with the last bit!
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:27,
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oh my fucking god.
thats made me want to come out of hiding for the past 3 years justr to comment on it.
good show that man!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:53, Share, Reply)
ya know ..
What annoyed me the most about the phone call was she asked how much the bloody ring was worth ... like it matters grrrrr
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 17:19, Share, Reply)
Dumped
She DIDN'T ask how much the ring was worth, you bunch of cloth ears, she just asked what it was like. As in: Could it be like, Gold? Silver? Emerald? Cabuchon? Pear shaped? Marquise? The DJ volunteered the info. about what its value was. The whole thing sounds like a fake anyway.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 17:41, Share, Reply)
Hey O'lay
Can't YOU hear?? She DID ask how much the ring was worth...so it must be YOU with the cloth ears. Go back and listen again...you'll hear it. Go to where it's at 4:20 on the recording and listen...it's the second or third question she asks besides "Is it an engagement ring?"
As for the way this was done...she deserved it! She publicly embarrassed herself by engaging in extracirricular sexual activies with her boss....her MARRIED boss at that...at her company Christmas party...where there were other fellow employees in attendance. She made an ass out of herself in public so she TOTALLY deserved to be publicly humiliated!! Maybe the next time she gets into a relationship...especially one that lasts four years....she'll think twice before acting like a tart!!!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 18:48, Share, Reply)
that dood is from where i live
i heard this ages ago but i can't think who it is.. grr.
Hurrahs for it anyway!
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 1:37,
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ahahahahahaa
That was hilarious.
I don't think it's harsh at all as I have some experience in that field.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 14:14,
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Fantastic!
I wish we had a program like that out here. She got exactly what she deserved! Haha!
(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 2:53, Share, Reply)
She deserved every bit.
Nice find rob!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:25,
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the first thing she said was "how much is it worth?!"
tells you something about her aye?
(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 14:45, Share, Reply)
ouch
that one hurt a lot. that's seriously fucking cruel. I love it
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Milkman Dan, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 16:45,
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nise
justice is served.
yeah it's harsh but honesty is always harsh.
she got what she deserved. Ying and yang and all that crap
(, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 14:34, Share, Reply)
Money Grabbing Whore
I have heard one of his pranks before
Does anybody know if he still does them and what station he is on?
(, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 12:01, Share, Reply)
i have inadvertantly eaten my knuckles
can't say i've heard much worse than that, as dumps go she had the rest of her life put in front of her eyes all fluffy like. Then got a punch in the stomache, no kidding that guy could have caused a suicide. Silly bitch...
(, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 15:00, Share, Reply)
