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This is a link post The Joys of Riding a Bicycle
Reminded me of THIS poster : )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
my mate works for Airside, right bunch of cheeky monkeys work there
fred whatshisname from lemonjelly works there too
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post at the airport you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
at the bus station
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
now imagine the look of sheer horror on peoples faces if they saw a bloke wanking off in public whilst pumping up the tyre on his bicycle
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That saddle is set too high.

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post And too much lubrication on the chain

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Drift - (A richly thoughtful exploration of a homeless man’s plight)
Australian short film about 2 guys in a bar watching a homeless man &
relfecting on their own lives. Nice little twist near the end.

*Shakes fist at laptop for not being able to embed....GRRRR*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Vuvunella Vuvuzella NSFW
Finally somebody found the right application for those things...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUSF4-xkotI
(Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post but, she didn't pull her pants down?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe her vage was hanging out
in the breeze
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post crotchless leggings FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe slightly NSFW
unless your boss is into urologia (sp)...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
fixed.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ok so why is someone
filming a woman pissing through a Vuvuzella?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a video from Germany...
... I guess that's why.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post Israeli Soldiers Dance
Not sure if you can view this outside Oz (YEAH! - Payback is a bitch BBC!)

Not all Israeli soldiers are trigger-happy civilian killers. Some are dancing trigger-happy civilian killers.


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That
was ace :D
 (Buftoon posted this on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I. Love. This.
Best thing I've seen in ages!
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post lolled
at your message and link
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats brill...
but I do smell a fake?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. Plays in the Uk. So "Ha-ha."
Also, bit fakey?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post where is the music coming from?
I don't understand :?
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The American electro-pop singer Kesha.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for a japanese film about a cat.
a dog would never do that. . . . etc.
Truly the first minute and a half is the most incredible bit of stunt cat use I've ever seen.

*edit* its Chinese. should have realised that (HK films).
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The Cat is a Chinese film.
No need to watch it, this trailer has shown you all the best bits

www.imdb.com/title/tt0105796/
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post good spot.
I was half asleep and clearly missed the poster being called HKfilms
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin hell, that looks like the greatest film ever made

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not.
If you want similarly mental HK movies that actually kick ass, try watching:

Mr Vampire
The Seventh Curse
The Story of Ricky
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE MR VAMPIRE!!!
Havent seen it in years.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
GET THIS TO KERMODE!
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right...
as if a cars windscreen wipers would be working on that car!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
it's better than anything I have ever ever seen.

ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:46, Reply)
This is a link post A horse walks into a bar. The barman says..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post HIFANA ,cool Japanese break beat stuff
i particularly like the firework samples at the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting video

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no normally a fan of you kids 'hippetty-hopscotch' music
but I actually really enjoyed this, and I'm now listening to them on spotify!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Haven't seen that HIFANA vid before. I really like this one of theirs:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY6iyZzpamg
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Spoof Danny Alexander twitter feed
Been meaning to stick this up for a while. Highly amusing spoof twitter feed of our Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Danny Alexander.

Possibly a bit lolitical for this board, but I think it's ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder
how long it'll be before a tabloid thinks this is true and uses it without checking a la the spoof steve jobs.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, and the last one didn't even need a spoof feed
cos he wrote "there's no money left." he might as well have added "har har har". nad it wasn't even a spoof.

Labour: giving Billions to the rich since 1998. They may as well have called themselves New Tory tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Rainbowgasm!
LSD is a Hell of a drug : )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this yersterday - the full length video is much longer and an epic trip into psychedelic rapture.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Same guy, but different video
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! Apologies.
I have doubts over whether this dude is for real of not...

Hope he is.

Just goes to show...there's more out than in.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - De La Soul edit
Quality rework of the hugely GC'd original. Saw these guys play at Beatherder at the weekend. Highly recommended.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This is wonderful!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I play the old version a lot in my bar and it always goes down a storm. Got an mp3 by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post Sunderland film review - Shooting Stars - BBC comedy NSFW
Aaaaaah, not me topic!

117k views so probably GC. But GC says no. I don't know? :D

Edit: NSFW as naughty swears!
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha wow never seen this one before
and i love both falling down and shooting stars

click
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I wonder if they filmed it there that would be good
 (tequilakyle, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha great Mackam accent

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
aah nooo, wats gooon happen nooo
 (I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post fat suit barbie NSFW

(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ouf
Saw a fat suite baywatch costume this weekend too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a link post Frisky & Mannish - Beep (Pussycat Dolls)

(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Awsome :D
This one had me giggling like a loon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5BnuduOHbw&feature=related
 (kgibsonuk, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Go and see them if you get the chance they are fantastic live.

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Extreme jellyfish!
10 special jellyfish, or sea jellies as one commenter insists they are called, including best named, largest, deadliest, and most like Darth Vader.

 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Man that Jan Williams really needs to get out more.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Death Star Barbecue
Now you can cook your food with added sithle
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My first ever post on links...
www.b3ta.com/links/187269
14.05.08 - They've taken their time!
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice starting link
2 years ago so GC no problem (or should be)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I wasn't calling GC*.
Just adding a relevant link.
:)
*Because I really don't care if something's been posted before.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a link post Antichrist - the game
A lovely fluffy game for you. Warning - loud music.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
This is a link post Eagle Attack!
It's a bit unclear what's going on but wouldn't fancy being up there myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY SPARKLY THING DAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you kindly.
.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Doctors Wife by The Clockwork Quartet
Nicely disturbing song. No real video, sorry...
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMMER BANNED
gonna have a exciting date with my new GF at seaside this weekend. wanna buy a swimwear for her.does this Victoria's Secret Women's Metallic Zebra Sliding Triangle Top sexy enough?? i wanna her the hottest sweet that day!! plz give me some suggestions. anyway, looking forward to this weekend.
 (goodboysue, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post please die

(I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post

Learn to write English. That's a fucking start.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just such an odd place to spam
you have to wait a week before posting, and all the b3ta members; and i mean ALL of them hate spam.
They even hate people who don't spam but post things that are old.
fuck, at least half of them hate themselves.

I just can't see how it's productive to spam b3ta.
you'd have more luck askign for charity donations at 4chan.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post

"i wanna her the hottest sweet that day!!"

Why is most spam obviously from China?

I mean. Come on guys. Even the Nigerians write like eighteenth century history teachers.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hello, iam nigerian underwear
i was recently votted most hottest underwear and have come into a lot of underwear thanks to the exhchange rate/inheritency/saddam hussien/ war on terror
God wants you to have this underwear but first i will need to your birth certificate

please do not tell anyone else about this completly legitamte and above board underwear transaction

Mr Butu
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
Where do I sign?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Harrow

(PassTheKhat, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahaha

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post :DD

(Roxon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU PLICK!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 5:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha your a penis

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
Just addded your website to London schools firewall.

Posting this has lost you customers.

Now fcuk off you spamming cnut.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm......
*tries to imagine how many London schoolchildren might buy a Victoria's Secret Women's Metallic Zebra Sliding Triangle Top Bikini*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
*sits on hands*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the FUCK are you?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sod the spam.
The mods clearly changed the subject line. That's the really interesting part of all this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey,
you are right!!!

Why cant we do that?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Why I fucking love Japan. Part 46376483649927263.

I love the fuckers.

Seriously.

If B3TA was a country. It would be Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh man, thats wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that is ace

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather than making ironic nods to 80s fashion and creating wank catch phrases...
British advertising needs more of THIS!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 5:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
what off earth is that?

wakarimasen.

(also liking the Mr Jolly sig reference there. Another old English pub...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nicholas Parsons: What is this game?

Dreamytime Escort: [drunkenly] Well, these are the rules.

Nicholas Parsons: Yes?

Dreamytime Escort: I go out of the room.

Nicholas Parsons: Yes?

Dreamytime Escort: Then...

Nicholas Parsons: Yes?

Dreamytime Escort: I come back in.

Nicholas Parsons: Yes?

Dreamytime Escort: You got that?

Nicholas Parsons: Yes.

Dreamytime Escort: Right. I'll go first.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post not Fatty's game!

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHaHa!
Genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it, here's another classic.

Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?

Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!

Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?

Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.

Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?

Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post and she said...
...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
 (Red Lemonade, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy!
And made me want to rush out and buy some high blood pressure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Japan

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

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