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This is a link post Head on bus bonk in Brum
No deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty of whiplash claims though.......

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post possible skull fracture for the person on the upstairs front seat

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that pay more? might have to change the answers on my form....

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post say you swallowed your last polo too
that always helps
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that worse than swallowing your last Rolo?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stick with whiplash, can't be medically disproven.
Skull fractures are tricky one x-ray and you're rumbled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top tip!
I'll just tell my 42 mates who were on the bus the same thing.... :)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry mate.
As a forensic video analyst I can confirm this is actually a Benny Hill sketch as can be seen at the end, This naturally invalidates any claims beyond Brassier elastic torsion haematoma and sub-dermal scalp-palm impact haemorrhage. In my professional opinion it was all the cyclist fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a link post New York Psychics admit "it's a scam" in attempt to get early release from prison
Wonder if Psychic Sally will be touring the US any time soon
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Great timing. The police in the UK are being encouraged in the dubious practice of using psychics. Maybe they should just lock them up. www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/01/psychics-police-investigation-peter-sutcliffe#comment-58590611
 (Hemipygous, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ffs

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.
You could, if you really wanted, go and read the consultation in question. (It's not hard to find.) There, you'd find this:

"Psychics
"High-profile missing person investigations nearly always attract the interest of psychics and others, such as witches and clairvoyants, stating that they possess extrasensory perception. Any information received from psychics should be evaluated in the context of the case, and should never become a distraction to the overall investigation and search strategy unless it can be verified. These contacts usually come from well-intentioned people, but the motive of the individual should always be ascertained, especially where financial gain is included. The person’s methods should be asked for, including the circumstances in which they received the information and any accredited successes."

That's not encouragement. That's just saying that information comes from a load of places, and should be taken on its merits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'I bet they didn't see that coming'

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you were going to say that.
That'll be £5, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Colin Fry told you did he?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Duck army

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's the best thing I'm going to see all week.
Surely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/Duck_Army
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to seeing it again this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
evening afternoon
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The little childish giggle as he runs away makes it

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Show me your war face!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounded like
the cries of lost souls, forever held in the limbo of hopelessness......
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a link post (not so) scary bug

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a link post House M.D Quake 3 Arena Keith Flint Apple Pikachu Backpack.
Ronseal. You know you want one.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do I do

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a link post bird calls dog a fucking cunt NSFW
yeah, obviously NSFW if swearing birds will get u fired.
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Super secret group wins again!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't been to someone's house yet
for a cup of tea who have a foul mouthed cockatoo. I must add it to my list of things to do
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure it's someone who will argue back at the bird too.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's essential

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post on a vegemite towel. excellent.

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife worked at a vets with a particularly sneaky bird
It would put its head up to the bars of its cage and say "Give us a tickle", and as soon as your finger was in range it would try and take a chunk out of it. His response to being shouted at was "Calm down" in a vaguely Harry Enfield style. Little bugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The assumption that the humans sit there
for hours on end teaching the bird to say that,


is correct.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll show this next time someone rubbishs unions.

(gijoel, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know this isn't a union run job?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like
some of the guys were actually doing some work.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't there used to be more thread up there?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. I deleted in a fit of pique.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Semi-Thread deleter!
etc.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy is a moron for going in there
he was lucky
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bloody socialist holes!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post what is this guy thinking???
Snuff Video fans can fast forward to 2:20
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliantly mental

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post that. is. awe. some. bloody. hell. I. want. one.

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup...
Black socks and shorts, check.
Looks built in a shed, check.
Assistant screaming like a girl to be careful, check.
Public walking past pretending they haven't noticed the man in a homemade flying machine, check.

The little union jack stickers are not needed to prove Britishness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucked Red helmet without chin guard or visor from Sons scrambler bike - check

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Brolly
For protection from the elements, for anonymity or for preventing potential decapitation by deflecting rogue propeller blades?
 (mersault, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a Brit.
He would be mad not to have a brolly.
 (emptyspace, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post would be funnier
if he was wearing his wifes panties
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm wearing his wife's panties. Whilst masturbating in your wardrobe.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what that noise was!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what small suburban green spaces are best used for

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact it is so utterly pointless
fills me with huge amounts of glee.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the Wrong brothers?
lol, I'd be pissing myself laughing haha
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more electric pylons.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING YES!

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3:18
Car getting a second HOLY SHITBALLZ!
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those
magnificent men in their flying machines

they go up tiddly-up-up

they go down tiddly-down-down
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Fukkin' engineering
Alternate headline: Scottish funfair is shit.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is superb

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get ye te' Falkirk.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is superb also because it uses very little energy to rotate all counterbalanced and clever stuff...

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to see this after moving to Scotland a couple of years ago
As great a feat of engineering it is....once you get to the lower part and drive(?) off there's like 20 other fucking locks that you need to navigate. The thing should have been bigger....or something more a kin to the log fume takey-uppy bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're going from right to left
Can you just get some speed up and fire out of the end?
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loch Lock
famous for it, it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm a Falkirk Bairn. At football matches we sing " Big wheel. We've got a fucking big wheel. A fucking big wheel. Etc. " fair puzzles some opponents supporters it does.
 (beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You want to get yer manager a Magic Hat. They're brulllyint!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tru-Fact
Raising of a boat with this contraption takes less energy than it does to boil a kettle of piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ashley
it's eight kettles of piss.


Which has to be produced by each boat before ascending.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a telling analogy anyway
A kettle is one of the highest energy drain items in your house.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice description of how it works:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k27gOmrDgpo
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Meow meow meow! Kitty Song
*plays on loop forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post fokkin amamaezing

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Australian kids TV outtakes
No wonder they didn't let Gordon the Gopher speak
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth another outing

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Agro,
The puppet that launched a thousand sexual harassment suits.
 (gijoel, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that is brilliant!
totally inappropriate for kids tv, but hilarious otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a funny squeaky lady

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serial lols!

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Clutch is releasing a new album
This is one of the songs.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody liked that
I did.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were great at Download

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this would be shit
But it was very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody love Niel Fallons voice.
Great live band too.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Business goes under as entire staff master art of looking busy
daily mash article, struck a chord and made me chuckle!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's local government in a nutshell.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha! i can well imagine, i gotta get me some of that sweet action

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post bloody wind turbines I made this!
and other CGI related sketch comedy. the latest in my series.
(AOEComedy, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either it was my imagination
or you posted something a few days back then deleted whatever it was you posted. I rarely venture past the latest posts these days... maybe I imagined it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i accidentally posted the wrong sketch earlier

(AOEComedy, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh okay
oops!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deleting posts is bad form.
You're still new so you get let off for now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha cheers - i'll take more care going forward!

(AOEComedy, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's alright.
I'm usually pretty nasty when it comes to stuff like this but I'm feeling in a good mood today because I'm the only one in the office.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lad out,
I'm assuming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY 9TH CANDLINGS YOU BIG GAYER
*whips lad out*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post CHEERS LADY
That's awfully small, even for a clitoris.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop masturbating on Deborah's desk!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEVER!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post i bet you punch kittens in the face too
YOU BASTARD
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wasn't so keen on this one as the one in the office
probably because i could relate to it more, the dude at the window bit was quite funny though
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post some good bits, but could be tighter that one
the reveal was great and could have stopped there, but the fans gave me an extra chuckle
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Realised i've just missed my 12th Candleday!
Having just been to a free music festival to see Space and Echo and the Bunnymen I thought you might like this piece of this 1990s gold.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Give me back my cake
At first, I was like, wha? Then I was like, whoa! Then I kinda laughed at the little witch demon.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They looked liked they had fun.
Good for them. Click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly. And her little lisp is adorable.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2/10
Shit acting.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still better than Hollyoaks

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh hark at Dame Judi Dench over there.
Until you've played The Dane at Stratford with a terrible throat infection, I'll ask you not to judge dear.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The Dane at Stratford with a terrible throat infection"
Good title for a play!
 (I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post catfish

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you kitten me?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post awww
(in soviet britain jeremy corbyn vote for you)
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scottish accents are so hard for me to understand

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's his bait sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're twins
Genius
 (mersault, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was not the happy ending I was expecting

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post No one's made a wet pussy joke yet
B3ta ain't what it used to be
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont get it.
This seems a lot easier
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh I think I am gonna surprise someone
Just imagine their reaction to their nice clean camera.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post that towel is the source of all his dust

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post argh!!!!!!! never blow into a camera. use suction. blow it and dust goes everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I tell her.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I use a blower but blow across the hole to suck the particles out.
He also didn't have a couple of blows before sticking it the camera. He's most certainly just thrown whatever crap is in that blower right onto the sensor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"he's probably fucking an octopus"
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"I was expecting to be greeted by a naked young anime schoolgirl or
something similar… but all of a sudden I was transported into outer
space above the Earth, and was greeted by a big, muscular black man
with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit.
He started shouting “HEY MAN!! COMON COMON!! LETS GO! UGH UGHH
UGHHH!!!” and started humping me, with techno music blasting in the
background."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seems to be the main focus in Japanese VR.
Was hoping for more mecha.

Only real option is Vox Machina/.
Come on Japan, cut down on the creepy wank material and bring on the 50ft Mechs!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Venice Secessionists Caught With Tank, Again
1. Some Venetians want independence from Italy.
2. Their weapon of choice is a tank.
3. Yes, that's right: their weapon of choice for a city made up of canals is a tank.
4. This is the second tank they've tried to build.
5. The 'tanks' are so awful I can't wait to see their attempt at an armoured gondola.
 (CH88, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're fucking busy

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post April 2nd???
I smell shite
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty elaborate if it was
Here's a Euronews clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAuGS0Wkr0
 (CH88, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they build another it's 3
Sufficient for an exhibit in a Museum for tourists to snigger at.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:16, , Reply)

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