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This is a link post Where Are They Now: 90s Websites

(CH88, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Giant Pacific Octopus
'it looks like she likes you'
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boil the fucker for about 3 hours with garlic and tomatoes.
Nom,nom,nom.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant yet icky at the same time,.

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post OCTOPUSES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post OCTOPI

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post OCTOPOO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post how cheerful

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw a wild Mediterranean one in Greece a few months ago.
Complete surprise as I was swimming back to shore in the evening. Mad camouflage skillz.
Whoa-oh, Camouflage.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Falcons Fury I made this!
When i say i made this...i stayed on the ground whilst i sent my 9 year old up.....turns out he has a filthy mouth.
 (marnail I will have a small brandy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it just for the view of the car park*.
*parking lot
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get out

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 2:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Duck Army

(bananaprince, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post The Weigh In
A new series discussing all the hard-hitting issues.

Ep. 1 | Ep. 2 | Ep. 3 | Ep. 4 | Ep. 5 |
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a beard lover this is a bit hypocritical...
...but moustaches still haven't come around again; they just look bloody awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, god: Could you BE any more wrong?
Beards are just AWFUL: Grown either through laziness (acceptable), hiding an absence of jawline or by mindless hipster wannabes.
...whereas a decent moustache is a thing of rare beauty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going on ten years now for me.
And yes, it's mainly because of laziness.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a link post An unexpected ballet
A hip hop demo takes a turn for the better, or maybe the worse.
(shnookey1, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post I try BBC Playlister I made this!

(Frogb3at, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-6fQ8lWig
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post charming

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really out to make friends are you?
You post your stuff on here, get heavily criticised generally, and then get arsey. If there is such as thing as a B3ta community you aren't part of it, and don't make much effort, so why don't you find some other message board that is more accepting of your contributions?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're talking to a sockpuppet pretending to be the other guy

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never can tell with these things, but there seems to having been a lot effing and cunting on /links today and it all seems a bit unnecessary, whoever is behind it.
having have
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Behind=bum
Ha ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post whoever is bum it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac--MGZQO5E
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just do what I do: ignore it and scroll down.
If it really bothers you that much just put him on ignore.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then I'd miss all the vitriol from everyone else!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Booo!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff
Like a white Lenny Henry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh.
It wasn't that unfunny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coldplay

(Frogb3at, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that a coldplay song he's singing?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doo dum dum doooooo...
nope.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The camera jiggles a lot in the bed scene.
are you wanking or is mickey doing ' double dream hands'?
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont get it,
Is this bloke autistic or something?
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is he lives for the abuse because it validates him.
Your username probably excites him in all sorts of strange ways, whether that was your initial intention or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I can assure you it was.

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, time for a change methinks.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You call your wank puppet "dear"

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This explains everything!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dvDf3HyHW4

everything nothing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that was meant to be a satirical take on the official video?

Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was
incredibly difficult to masturbate to. 3/10.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You talentless, obese, irritating fuck.
(I'm at least two out of the three so it's okay)

edit: oops, not you, obvs. I meant the irritatingly fat talentless fuck that posted the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post why am I seeing your
tubby face on here again, I've put you on ignore several times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Fucking hell, it's all kicking off in Northamptonshire!
Brace yourself chaps.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly GC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Surprisingly
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Sep 2015, 3:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no! Not again!
That cow never learns.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Alaskan street fighting

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's your move other moose
Your move
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honey, lunch and dinner are fighting!
Bring the video camera and the gun!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a link post hope this aint gc. quite smirk making!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post grossly inflamed!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Philosophy News Network: the Presidential Debates
Oh, how I've smirked.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Contains David Benatar.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Beatles 3000
The earlier talk of The Beatles splitting up reminded me of this excellent video which is from the future (about 1000 years) but about the past (The Beatles).

Has been posted previously (2009).
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. Pretty sure it is a 'satire'

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Over rated shower of scouse cunts

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Ebay Keyboard Fail
Not that I'm an expert in music but I think who ever wrote the notes down on this keyboard was offset a couple
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(Leemondus, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be like numbering though
for whatever method he/she used to play samples/notes?
Having to write them down like that tells me they don't know how to play anyhow.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Transposing feature!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
F440. Bartok or Ives could groove on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post tunes don't sound right hence quick sale

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comes with two free E-sharps

(emptyspace, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Spongebob Toy Prank

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serves him right if he gets arrested or worse for that.
These 'pranks' have gone too far lately. I believe it all got out of hand after the death of Jeremy Beadle in 2008.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy Beadle gone died?
Shit, Cilla and now this!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you concerning Margaret Thatcher too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The prime minister?
Our Maggie?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the Beatles split up.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post they did?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_DPrSEOEo
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything got out of Beadle's hand
jussayin
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 31 Aug 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post omg...
my speakers were up pretty loud then!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What the fuck is the ISIS shit at the end?
 (Lord Custard, Tue 1 Sep 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you bore easily?
New Scientist survey. In my opinion, they could have done with just the one question: 'Do you spend any time taking online surveys?'

For the record, I scored 126.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post 67. Not sure if that's good or bad though!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post 82
You are not particularly prone to boredom, but you may still experience it intensely when it strikes.

but, this isn't true at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't bother finishing the survey.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got to question 6

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Wolverine's claws or mutant healing? NSFW
Hmmm...
(Leemondus, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a link post The Thing (1982)
"You believe any of this voodoo bullshit, Blair?"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked the prequel, shame it was ruined by adding unnecessary shitty cgi on top of the excellent physical effects

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hated how it made no sense
How many Things were there? I thought there was only one at a time, but if it was on the helicopter that crashed behind the mountain how did it get back to the base when it can't survive out it the cold.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the thing about the thing
It was never an entity, it was a disease.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Who Goes There' is very good and worth a read if you haven't
it expands on a 'mind reading' ability, which would explain how the creature has all the same memories and acts how the others expect the person to
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/The_Thing
The Thing, also known as The Thing From Another World, is a shape-shifting creature that crash-landed upon Earth roughly 100,000 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Each individual cell of the creature is both part of a singular multi-cellular lifeform and a distinct, independent entity at the same time. Dual-functionality of the creature enables individual cells and/or collections of cells to function as separate organisms if necessary
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I didn't get that from the film
were there moments when there were multiple things on screen? I don't recall
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Norris head spider, for instance

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or blood sample

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's probably better ones, haven't watched it in years

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, true, the blood sample I didn't really take as sentient though
just a reaction to the heat
And the spider I took as the sentience, fleeing the dead body
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The dog-thing from the start is separate to the frozen remains they find which are still alive and infect Bennings.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post plus Bennings is obviously torched but the Thing survives in someone else
ha, I don't think I ever bothered thinking about it, just liked the paranoia and effects work :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always read it as every single cell is an aspect of the Thing.
Chop it into five pieces and each bit will get up and act individually, but working towards a single goal. Any blood it leaves behind will actively seek a new target/safety, and if it wanks on your bed, the spunk will chase you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The porn remake is long overdue

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't that Society?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post they don't make films like that any more : (

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post from
42:33
Probability that one or more team members may be infected by intruder organism:
- 75% -

Also
projection:
If intruder organism reaches civilized areas . . .
Entire wold population infected 27,000 hours from first contact.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that's familiar now
I wish my memory wasn't quite so bad
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats what I was obliquely referencing but not the first time I thought of it

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I felt the prequel tried too hard to connect all the nuggets of information you already had about the Norwegian camp.
And, as you say, the concealing of almost all of the practical FX seemed like a complete lack of faith in their target audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post the director was quite dismissive of them, saying half looked shit

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you seen Harbinger Down yet?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post add it to the list Howdy ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?t=330&v=qdDwrY5KpvI. Worth a watch - The guys who worked on the practical FX discuss this very topic.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, ta for that :)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very interesting and well-balanced, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good filum

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top cool
A fine film
 (Sherbs, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post fab

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post yes!
this is my theme tune for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post His tinkling, tapping and tugging skills are impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post check this out
*wanks hard*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a man who enjoys his own company
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would've been funny if the scene cut to his next door neighbour, a single tear rolling down his cheek as his finger tightened on the trigger of the pistol he had in his mouth.

(Leemondus, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but
Liberace did it more fabulously
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNRpiS-wlE
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOLY SHITBALLZ

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 31 Aug 2015, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post get a drum kit you spaz

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 2 Sep 2015, 14:28, , Reply)

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